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New Mass Effect interview: Cap'n Shepard = Jack Bauer

Discussion in 'BioWare' started by Vault Dweller, Jan 20, 2007.

  1. Stalagmite Scholar

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    Oh, AJ when's that sister of yours due to arive by Fed-Ex in that box decorated with customized hounorblades? You promised.
     
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  2. Admiral Rimjob POOBUM Arcane

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    She's on route via Blackhart and KreideBeans.
     
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  3. Romanian_Dude2005 Scholar

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    Party Member #1: Hey, Cap'n Shepard! We just run out of Spacepsi and the crew is getting realy thirsty from this.

    Cap'n Shepard: [grabs party member by the collar and thrusts his head in the toilet] YOU THIRSTY NOW YOU SON OF A BICTH! DRINK GOD DAMMIT!

    Party Member: Hggmmmmm!!!

    Cap'n Shepard: OH RIGHT! I FORGOT! [flushes the toilet]



    Party Member #2: Heeeeeeeeeeeeey Cap'n... I got yooooooooou a birthday present... wanna' see?

    Cap'n Shepard: YOU DON'T TELL 'ME' WHAT 'I' WANT! [forces a plasma grenade in the party member's mouth and throws him in the cargo hall, sealing the door... BOOM!]

    Party Member #3: Holy shit!



    Party Member #4: Wow this looks delicious, let's say grace everybody!

    Cap'n Shepard: [forces down a stuffed pig inside the party member's throat, thus chowking him to death] GRACE GOD FUCKING JESUS MARY AND JOSHEP DAMMIT!
     
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  4. Stalagmite Scholar

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    you over did it a little
     
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  5. Chinese Jetpilot Arcane Patron

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  6. Stalagmite Scholar

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    CJP you are one funny motherfucker! Keep it up!
     
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  7. Fez Erudite

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    Careful now, if you keep it up too long you'll end up being hired by Bioware.
     
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  8. Admiral Rimjob POOBUM Arcane

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    I'll back out of this one.
     
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  9. Castanova Prophet

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    Is it just me or does it look like Commander Sheppard should be wearing a stud earring and some gold necklaces. Muy bien cojones, Senor Sheppard!
     
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  10. Cthulhugoat Arbiter

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    Cap'n Shepard is Mr. T. in disguise.
     
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  11. kingcomrade Kingcomrade Edgy

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    He looks like his name should be Mustafa.
     
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  12. TalesfromtheCrypt Arcane

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    :lol:
     
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  13. Lord Chambers Erudite

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    Commander Shepard is the offspring of Chuck Norris and Vin Diesel.
     
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  14. Cthulhugoat Arbiter

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    Shepard: next internet meme.
     
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  15. Fez Erudite

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    I think that video is on youtube.
     
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  16. FrancoTAU Cipher

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    And to think that Chinese Jetpilot didn't win the best new poster poll
     
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  17. Chinese Jetpilot Arcane Patron

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    Jimbob has posted a lot more funny stuff than I have The only thing he's missing is Photoshop. I was fortunate (or unfortunate, depending on how you look at it) to have had an ex-girlfriend who worked in advertising, so I was able to pilfer an older version of Photoshop several years ago.

    Once you agree to work with Shepard, there is no backing out, only moving forward. Get to work!

    Well I know how to use all the buzz words, so I'm sure I'd fit right in.

    Commander Shepard's latest outburst below:

    [​IMG]
     
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  18. Surgey Scholar

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    A game with nothing to do would be original, but I doubt it'd be cool. You're a terrible liar. Or a great idiot.
     
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  19. JoKa Cipher

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    *yawn* name-calling's getting you nowhere, moron.

    you just described a single situation, not a whole game, which, I'll repeat for your better understanding, would be pretty cool and original to have in a game- especially at the start, as it'd make the world around you more believable: you're not alone out there to kill your bloody generic dark prince, out to enslave the whole world for some stupid reason or just for the heck of it. it'd surprise you, as a player, because you're not the Chosen 'Un, not the only person who can change that otherwise static environment you're in - and your next step would be to find new goals, explore the world, find the 'real' story as you will.
    but i suppose you need the feeling of self-importance and couldn't stand playing a game in which the world's not revolving around you...
    ...in that case you could slaughter those 'cool adventurers' who killed 'your' dark prince...

    still not seeing why that would be a nice change from the generic fantasy-story...?
     
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  20. FrancoTAU Cipher

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    Why does that chick look like an Imperial Stormtrooper?
     
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  21. KreideBein Scholar

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    CJ, you are truly a patriot. [​IMG]
     
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  22. Chinese Jetpilot Arcane Patron

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    Yeah. That stupid helmet of hers is way over-the-top too.

    I should add that I find her hideous; her voice is whiny to boot. I think I'd rather have my character's love interest be Garrus at this point.

    And every subsequent shot I see of Shepard, his face looks as if its about to morph into a rat's.
     
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  23. kingcomrade Kingcomrade Edgy

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    He's probably just got some Hispanic blood.
     
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  24. sheek Arbiter

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    In 200 years everybody will be yellow-brown, according to my history teacher...
     
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  25. sabishii Arbiter

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    You should quit gaming if you suck so much that other adventurers beat you to the boss.
     
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