% of downtime gauge

[Maxie]

It's painfully obvious some real serious administrative work is being done on the website at random intervals. It's only fair for our stakeholders to put on the website a rather prominent % bar of website uptime/downtime, could be per week or per month if you prefer. Any dip below 90% should warrant a formal explanation what the fuck did Twiglard destroy this time.

 

[Taluntain]

Twiglard isn't responsible for any downtime. I'm pretty sure we're within 99% uptime, but obviously can't influence any works or outages en route to the server, which are a semi-regular occurrence. Like this notice I got today from our server provider:

Our team identified an issue with a core network component that contributed to intermittent disruptions. To ensure stability, we have made adjustments that have restored reliable network performance while we work with our vendor, Cisco, to implement a long-term resolution.

At this time, our network remains stable, and we are proceeding with a careful reintegration plan in collaboration with Cisco. We are committed to maintaining a seamless experience and will provide further updates as needed.

So yea, stuff happens.

 

[Maxie]

It's fairer and more humane to the community to put a face to all the faults, Twiglard's is just fine.

 

[Modron]

It's fairer and more humane to the community to put a face to all the faults, Twiglard's is just fine.

Me personally? I blame Roxor.

 

[Sweeper]

Try spending less time on the Codex.

 

[Atlantico]

Twiglard isn't responsible for any downtime. I'm pretty sure we're within 99% uptime, but obviously can't influence any works or outages en route to the server, which are a semi-regular occurrence. Like this notice I got today from our server provider:

Our team identified an issue with a core network component that contributed to intermittent disruptions. To ensure stability, we have made adjustments that have restored reliable network performance while we work with our vendor, Cisco, to implement a long-term resolution.

At this time, our network remains stable, and we are proceeding with a careful reintegration plan in collaboration with Cisco. We are committed to maintaining a seamless experience and will provide further updates as needed.

So yea, stuff happens.

Are you sure you're using the absolutely cheapest and sketchiest server provider money can buy?

We have standards here you know.

 

[Taluntain]

Definitely not the cheapest and sketchiest, sorry.

 

[DarkUnderlord]

Pretty sure it'd say 99% uptime like all those other useless uptime counters.