Incline [Official]Battle of the Century: Crispy vs Menckenstein (Info in OP)

[Menckenstein]

DU is just editing the HTML to make it look like that.

Yeah, even I know how to do that.

Shamefur disprays all around from the site staff.

You will have to judge for yourselves.

The truth is, I was aware of Menckenstein's and Crispy's attempts to rig this match and let Crispy win. What Menckenstein was unaware of however, was that I knew of the plan to ignore the plan and throw Crispy to the curb.

Their shamefur attempts to corrupt the honour and integrity of this noble competition should not harm innocent users however. But... their actions must be punished. As such, the following will occur:
- All bets will be honoured. Gimme a day to go through the thread and do all of those.
- As punishment for his participation in this act of treason, Crispy shall have the dishonour of wearing the custom tag "13-0". Someone will have to make that.
- As well as Emma's sad-face as an avatar for a period of one month.
- Menckenstein, for his part in this corrupt collusion, shall have his brofist count reset to 0.
- agentorange will be freed from Prosperland and shall have to live with the shame that his freedom was won with such dishonour and corruption.
- I will give Bruticis a custom tag of his choosing for being such a bro and hosting this. Again, someone's gonna have to make that.

 

[evdk]

Too slow.

 

[Phage]

Crispy getting a slap on the wrist really. This is way more lenient than what he himself originally proposed - that we'd vote on his fate.

 

[DakaSha]

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ PUNISH or RIOT ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

 

[Dreaad]

Oh good now we can have crispy and menck vs DU.

 

[King Crispy]

DarkUnderlord, I concede Sports. Take it from me, as it and everything else I value in life slips through my hands.

For what it's worth, I did it all for the lulz.

 

[Grimlorn]

No wonder Menck was so adamantly defending Crispy.

 

[Bruticis]

- I will give Bruticis a custom tag of his choosing for being such a bro and hosting this. Again, someone's gonna have to make that.

Something declaring my ever loving loyalty and allegiance to Gaben and Steam, please.

 

[Cassidy]

Crispy getting a slap on the wrist really. This is way more lenient than what he himself originally proposed - that we'd vote on his fate.

How is that surprising? Pity nobody can sneak a hidden camera where the High-Powered Business Meetings between Crispy and Dark Underlord happen to show absolute proof of what already is obvious.

 

[LundB]

DU is just editing the HTML to make it look like that.

Yeah, even I know how to do that.

Shamefur disprays all around from the site staff.

You will have to judge for yourselves.

The truth is, I was aware of Menckenstein's and Crispy's attempts to rig this match and let Crispy win. What Menckenstein was unaware of however, was that I knew of the plan to ignore the plan and throw Crispy to the curb.

Their shamefur attempts to corrupt the honour and integrity of this noble competition should not harm innocent users however. But... their actions must be punished. As such, the following will occur:
- All bets will be honoured. Gimme a day to go through the thread and do all of those.
- As punishment for his participation in this act of treason, Crispy shall have the dishonour of wearing the custom tag "13-0". Someone will have to make that.
- As well as Emma's sad-face as an avatar for a period of one month.
- Menckenstein, for his part in this corrupt collusion, shall have his brofist count reset to 0.
- agentorange will be freed from Prosperland and shall have to live with the shame that his freedom was won with such dishonour and corruption.
- I will give Bruticis a custom tag of his choosing for being such a bro and hosting this. Again, someone's gonna have to make that.

Don't worry Menck, I'll lawyer up for you. Menck bet all his brofists, 19,859 of them.

Now, obviously the results should all go into effect at once. This means that Menck will lose 19,859 brofists, his total count as of the adoption of these consequences.

HOWEVER

Since "All bets will be honoured.", he should also GAIN 19,589 brofists, leaving him exactly where he started. This liberal interpretation of the law can be considered fair as he did not go through with his plan to let Crispy win, and planning a crime is not the same as committing it.

I rest my case.

 

[Severian Silk]

Crispy's punishment should be to tell us his last name.

 

[TripJack]

- As punishment for his participation in this act of treason, Crispy shall have the dishonour of wearing the custom tag "13-0". Someone will have to make that.

 

[Phage]

DU is just editing the HTML to make it look like that.

Yeah, even I know how to do that.

Shamefur disprays all around from the site staff.

You will have to judge for yourselves.

The truth is, I was aware of Menckenstein's and Crispy's attempts to rig this match and let Crispy win. What Menckenstein was unaware of however, was that I knew of the plan to ignore the plan and throw Crispy to the curb.

Their shamefur attempts to corrupt the honour and integrity of this noble competition should not harm innocent users however. But... their actions must be punished. As such, the following will occur:
- All bets will be honoured. Gimme a day to go through the thread and do all of those.
- As punishment for his participation in this act of treason, Crispy shall have the dishonour of wearing the custom tag "13-0". Someone will have to make that.
- As well as Emma's sad-face as an avatar for a period of one month.
- Menckenstein, for his part in this corrupt collusion, shall have his brofist count reset to 0.
- agentorange will be freed from Prosperland and shall have to live with the shame that his freedom was won with such dishonour and corruption.
- I will give Bruticis a custom tag of his choosing for being such a bro and hosting this. Again, someone's gonna have to make that.

Don't worry Menck, I'll lawyer up for you. Menck bet all his brofists, 19,859 of them.

Now, obviously the results should all go into effect at once. This means that Menck will lose 19,859 brofists, his total count as of the adoption of these consequences.

HOWEVER

Since "All bets will be honoured.", he should also GAIN 19,589 brofists, leaving him exactly where he started. This liberal interpretation of the law can be considered fair as he did not go through with his plan to let Crispy win, and planning a crime is not the same as committing it.

I rest my case.

Post theme:

 

[King Crispy]

I'd rather take the brunt of Menck's punishment if possible. I volunteer all my brofists to him.

DarkUnderlord

 

[Phage]

- I will give Bruticis a custom tag of his choosing for being such a bro and hosting this. Again, someone's gonna have to make that.

Something declaring my ever loving loyalty and allegiance to Gaben and Steam, please.

in b4 Zionist agent

 

[CyberP]

"- As punishment for his participation in this act of treason, Crispy shall have the dishonour of wearing the custom tag "13-0". Someone will have to make that.
- As well as Emma's sad-face as an avatar for a period of one month."

A difference of opinion over view perspectives in videogames ends up you up with a load of offensive tags whilst Codex treason gets you this weak-ass month-long lashing? Nonsensical, as is the norm on the Codex. I guess long-standing members get special privileges/leniency, which is perhaps understandable.

 

[AW8]

"- As punishment for his participation in this act of treason, Crispy shall have the dishonour of wearing the custom tag "13-0". Someone will have to make that.
- As well as Emma's sad-face as an avatar for a period of one month."

A difference of opinion over view perspectives in videogames ends up you up with a load of offensive tags whilst Codex treason gets you this weak-ass month-long lashing? Nonsensical, as is the norm on the Codex. I guess long-standing members get special privileges/leniency, which is perhaps understandable.

But you deserve your punishment, CyberP. In your heart, you know it.

 

[DarkUnderlord]

Crispy getting a slap on the wrist really. This is way more lenient than what he himself originally proposed - that we'd vote on his fate.

It is likely there will still be a vote on his fate. I just can't remember all the bets and shit everyone said right now and won't be going through the thread until later.

 

[Severian Silk]

- As punishment for his participation in this act of treason, Crispy shall have the dishonour of wearing the custom tag "13-0". Someone will have to make that.

It should be 0-13 not 13-0.

 

[evdk]

- I will give Bruticis a custom tag of his choosing for being such a bro and hosting this. Again, someone's gonna have to make that.

Something declaring my ever loving loyalty and allegiance to Gaben and Steam, please.

in b4 Zionist agent

In b4 Steamwhore

 

[Clockwork Knight]

- I will give Bruticis a custom tag of his choosing for being such a bro and hosting this. Again, someone's gonna have to make that.

Something declaring my ever loving loyalty and allegiance to Gaben and Steam, please.

 

[Gregz]

- As punishment for his participation in this act of treason, Crispy shall have the dishonour of wearing the custom tag "13-0". Someone will have to make that.

It should be 0-13 not 13-0.

And the 0 should be a gaping vag.

 

[CyberP]

But you deserve your punishment, CyberP. In your heart, you know it.

What is this nonsense? I should be the deity of incline by this point. No justice here; in this domain only the wicked reign, hence Dark Underlord.

 

[Wild Slop]

Crispy's lot was to play the role of the opponent the Champion(tm) would slaughter. This is a tale retold again and again through the *repetition of the great wheel of time.
He showed up even though he was in way over his head fully knowing what would likely happen, for that he gets my respect. The arena battle, though short, was enough to satiate my crys for Justice.
Menck himself wishes to show mercy to you Crispy so this melodramatic sulking is just disrespectful. The People's Hero is merciful, show your thanks by accepting it.

 

[DarkUnderlord]

I have freed agentorange.

In other news, I have prosperized CyberP.

Because as one leaves, one must also enter.

Also he was getting a bit whiny.