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Discussion in 'General RPG Discussion' started by Lhynn, Aug 21, 2020.

  1. Lhynn Arcane

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    Discuss!
     
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  2. Butter Arcane

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    Many such cases!
     
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  3. Sweeper Arcane Zionist Agent

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    Is D&D to blame for all the transgenders?
     
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  4. JarlFrank I like Thief THIS much Patron

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    I mean...

    Yeah, I guess.
     
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  5. Taka-Haradin puolipeikko Prestigious Gentleman Filthy Kalinite Patron

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    Codex 2016 - The Age of Grimoire Make the Codex Great Again! Grab the Codex by the pussy Bubbles In Memoria
    I've never before noticed that prominent bald spot that person in that pictue has.
     
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  6. Immortal Arcane

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    Good Thread. This is going places.
     
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  7. Pink Eye Monk Patron

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    "If I am going to play a game for 100+ hours, I'd rather look at a girl's butt than a mans"
     
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  8. Chippy Arcane

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    It confuses me.

    I was thinking of playing Skyrim again (having played it once) with all of the hardcore difficulty mods. Then I remembered the character creation. So thought I'd just look for a pre-rendered face, like Geralt, or the Nord from the online game movies.*

    ...and after browsing on the nexus for abour 3 pages - they were all women. Where are all the straight men? (I ask without sounding like a homo). Even if you're playing Skyrim for the porn, why would you play as a women - if you're a straight bloke - and have your character get it on with characters in the game world? How does that compute?.

    Whatever role you play, it's your buisness, but if you're a straight guy playing as a women in a game: I think there's a glitch there somewhere.

    *'Cause that's one hardy manfolk right?.
    :troll:
     
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  9. Immortal Arcane

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    "Well you aren't a orc warlock in real life.. what's the difference - it's just a ROLE-playing game."
     
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  10. Master Librarian Educated

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    It's amazing how prevalent this cope explanation is, to the point we've all pretty much seen it in some form. I've even heard it IRL a couple of times.
     
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  11. Horvatii Unwanted

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    I am not a chaotic good psychopathic murder, I am just playing one in an RPG.
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    no wait
     
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  12. Horvatii Unwanted

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    People who play themselves in RPGs are hard gay.
    Which is worse than being a mental tranny lol.
     
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  13. Dramart Learned

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    I'm a veteran user because I've seen a post similar to this one.

    If you play as a man you look at his ass? Man, you are fag.
     
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  14. JarlFrank I like Thief THIS much Patron

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    I play female characters cause if I could have created myself IRL I would also have picked a woman.

    It's a game so I can play what I want to be! :M
     
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  15. Kalin Dumbfuck! Dumbfuck Zionist Agent

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    So you're a fag huh.

    I play girls sometimes but only so I can fap to their pixels.
     
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  16. Drowed Arcane

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    But if you're playing with yourself, are you really gay, or are you masturbating?

    :philosoraptor:
     
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  17. Butter Arcane

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    :updatedmytxt:
     
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  18. Kalin Dumbfuck! Dumbfuck Zionist Agent

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    JF I wanna be a girl I'm not a fag tho bro I just wanna lesbo

    I mean

    That's sorta ok
     
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  19. ProphetSword Arcane Developer

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    Bitch, I do what I want. A real man has the choice to play a woman in an RPG; because, we don't give a shit about a beta whining that our pixel gender in a video game doesn't match the one we have in real life. Grow a pair.
     
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  20. Kalin Dumbfuck! Dumbfuck Zionist Agent

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    I never play femoid in Fallout tho the model is just too ugly
     
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  21. Erebus Arcane

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    I play a female PC in Kingmaker because I like having at least one of my six characters be a sexy woman and I can't always take Jaethal in the party.
     
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  22. Darkzone Arcane

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    I never play a pussy, not in an RPG and certainly not in real life. Me in RPGs and real life:
    I have something to say! It is better to burn out than to fade away. The only ONE! Ughhh... Awesome guitar music.
     
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  23. ProphetSword Arcane Developer

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    I'm confused as to whether you're quoting the Kurgan or the Queen song from that same movie. I think both these things say something about you, and I think I know what it is.
     
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  24. lukaszek the determinator Patron

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    deterministic system > RNG
     
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