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Discussion in 'General RPG Discussion' started by Lhynn, Aug 21, 2020.

  1. Darkzone Arcane

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    Under 2 Minutes. Nice! I thought it would require longer. Should you think that i'm a closet homo then you are totally off. But i'm quoting technically both as the song is Kurgan's Theme.
     
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  2. Thac0 Hopeless Optimist Patron

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    Chaotic yes, but you definitly aren't good with your stance on Gothic.
     
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  3. ProphetSword Arcane Developer

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    Technically, it's "Gimme the Prize (Kurgan's Theme)," but it's close enough to prove your point, and I therefore believe you.
     
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  4. Jack █▓▒░ Patron

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    Riddle me this, self-insertionfags, what happens when you boot up one of the Wizardry games, Grimoire or Icewind Dale and create a party consisting of both men and women?
    [​IMG]
     
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  5. rusty_shackleford Arcane

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    this thread is about rpgs
     
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  6. Funposter Arbiter

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    I like to play female characters as evil witches or sorceresses because I believe that all women should be burned at the stake
     
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  7. Nano Prestigious Gentleman Arcane Patron

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    A lot of off-screen orgies.
     
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  8. Lord_Potato Arcane

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    Whenever the game allows me, I play a female lesbian character and screw all the hot ladies.

    Thanks Bioware Valine! It was a great ride.
     
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  9. waken Literate

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    Dissociative Identity Disorder.
     
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  10. Generic-Giant-Spider Arcane

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    "This is my character. It's a girl, with my personality traits and everything I believe in with little to no differentiation. Yet, something is missing.

    Ah, yes, she lacks a penis. "
     
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  11. Ranarama Learned

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    If you guys keep picking fat virgins as characters, in what sense are you roleplaying at all?
     
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  12. Magnat Arcane Vatnik

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    If only. :dealwithit:
     
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  13. Ol' Willy Magister

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    My characters are male or female depending on whatever I fancy.

    But they are never black.
     
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  14. Master Librarian Educated

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    Well, it's fantasy roleplay after all. Why would you ever want to be a double jogger?
     
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  15. Magnat Arcane Vatnik

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    I only play female characters if the storyfag in me demands it. Come to think of it, the only two titles that come to mind in which this applies were Dragon Age 2 for Sebastian (as my own 'canon' option for a Maker-fearing, anti-mage Hawke) and Dragon Age Inquisition for the extra elven lore when romancing Solas. Otherwise I keep to male PCs.
     
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  16. lukaszek the determinator

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    so you play females to romance dudes?
     
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  17. Magnat Arcane Vatnik

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    I play female when the story requires it. And usually, 'gender'-based content is tied to romances.
     
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  18. JarlFrank I like Thief THIS much Patron

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    I make all-female parties where each woman represents one part of my split personality.
     
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  19. Xamenos Scholar Patron

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    In my mind, the first character to be created is the "main character", even if there's no in-game difference. And I create that character with the same criteria as the main character in any other RPG with character creation. ie, always male, always white. The rest of the party can be whatever.
     
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  20. thesecret1 Arcane

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    I tend to play sometimes as guy, sometimes as girl, depending on the game and what I want to roleplay at the time. It's extremely important to reject all romance options if playing as girl, though, otherwise you get exposed to some insane shit, just pure :prosper:. If you thought the romance shit was bad when playing a guy, I assure you it's nothing compared to a gay-looking soyboy making mindbogglingly awkward pass at your character.
     
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  21. Reinhardt Arcane

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    Just replace every character in the game with women, fag.
     
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  22. lukaszek the determinator

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    lol never thought of that. True that those romances are written for dudes playing grillz, since grillz are playing dudes for gay romances
     
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  23. Reinhardt Arcane

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    Basically - nothing wrong with you if you playing woman character in rpg. Now if you playing elf "male"...
     
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  24. Filthy Sauce Savant

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    I sometimes play as a woman in RPGs, especially if the main PC is mute...because I like to have at least 1 female in the party... and Joinable female companions these days are ugly SJW man hating lesbians.
     
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  25. MartinK Literate

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    Sometimes (Fallout 2, Arcanum) you can whore your female character out of a lot of currency. Male prostitution is suprisingly rare in CRPGs
     
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