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[Darkzone]

I never play a pussy, not in an RPG and certainly not in real life. Me in RPGs and real life:
I have something to say! It is better to burn out than to fade away. The only ONE! Ughhh... Awesome guitar music.

I'm confused as to whether you're quoting the Kurgan or the Queen song from that same movie. I think both these things say something about you, and I think I know what it is.

Under 2 Minutes. Nice! I thought it would require longer. Should you think that i'm a closet homo then you are totally off. But i'm quoting technically both as the song is Kurgan's Theme.

 

[Thac0]

I am not a chaotic good psychopathic murder, I am just playing one in an RPG.
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Chaotic yes, but you definitly aren't good with your stance on Gothic.

 

[ProphetSword]

Under 2 Minutes. Nice! I thought it would require longer. Should you think that i'm a closet homo then you are totally off. But i'm quoting technically both as the song is Kurgan's Theme.

Technically, it's "Gimme the Prize (Kurgan's Theme)," but it's close enough to prove your point, and I therefore believe you.

 

[Jack]

Riddle me this, self-insertionfags, what happens when you boot up one of the Wizardry games, Grimoire or Icewind Dale and create a party consisting of both men and women?

 

[rusty_shackleford]

Riddle me this, self-insertionfags, what happens when you boot up one of the Wizardry games, Grimoire or Icewind Dale and create a party consisting of both men and women?

this thread is about rpgs

 

[Funposter]

I like to play female characters as evil witches or sorceresses because I believe that all women should be burned at the stake

 

[Nano]

Riddle me this, self-insertionfags, what happens when you boot up one of the Wizardry games, Grimoire or Icewind Dale and create a party consisting of both men and women?

A lot of off-screen orgies.

 

[Lord_Potato]

Whenever the game allows me, I play a female lesbian character and screw all the hot ladies.

Thanks Bioware Valine! It was a great ride.

 

[waken]

Riddle me this, self-insertionfags, what happens when you boot up one of the Wizardry games, Grimoire or Icewind Dale and create a party consisting of both men and women?

Dissociative Identity Disorder.

 

[Generic-Giant-Spider]

"This is my character. It's a girl, with my personality traits and everything I believe in with little to no differentiation. Yet, something is missing.

Ah, yes, she lacks a penis. "

 

[Ranarama]

If you guys keep picking fat virgins as characters, in what sense are you roleplaying at all?

 

[Heroic Liberator]

People who play themselves in RPGs are hard gay.

If only.

 

[Ol' Willy]

My characters are male or female depending on whatever I fancy.

But they are never black.

 

[Master Librarian]

My characters are male or female depending on whatever I fancy.

But they are never black.

Well, it's fantasy roleplay after all. Why would you ever want to be a double jogger?

 

[Heroic Liberator]

I only play female characters if the storyfag in me demands it. Come to think of it, the only two titles that come to mind in which this applies were Dragon Age 2 for Sebastian (as my own 'canon' option for a Maker-fearing, anti-mage Hawke) and Dragon Age Inquisition for the extra elven lore when romancing Solas. Otherwise I keep to male PCs.

 

[lukaszek]

deterministic system > RNG

 

[Heroic Liberator]

Dragon Age Inquisition for the extra elven lore when romancing Solas.

so you play females to romance dudes?

I play female when the story requires it. And usually, 'gender'-based content is tied to romances.

 

[JarlFrank]

Riddle me this, self-insertionfags, what happens when you boot up one of the Wizardry games, Grimoire or Icewind Dale and create a party consisting of both men and women?

I make all-female parties where each woman represents one part of my split personality.

 

[Xamenos]

Riddle me this, self-insertionfags, what happens when you boot up one of the Wizardry games, Grimoire or Icewind Dale and create a party consisting of both men and women?

In my mind, the first character to be created is the "main character", even if there's no in-game difference. And I create that character with the same criteria as the main character in any other RPG with character creation. ie, always male, always white. The rest of the party can be whatever.

 

[thesecret1]

I tend to play sometimes as guy, sometimes as girl, depending on the game and what I want to roleplay at the time. It's extremely important to reject all romance options if playing as girl, though, otherwise you get exposed to some insane shit, just pure . If you thought the romance shit was bad when playing a guy, I assure you it's nothing compared to a gay-looking soyboy making mindbogglingly awkward pass at your character.

 

[Reinhardt]

Even if you're playing Skyrim for the porn, why would you play as a women - if you're a straight bloke - and have your character get it on with characters in the game world? How does that compute?.

Just replace every character in the game with women, fag.

 

[lukaszek]

deterministic system > RNG

 

[Reinhardt]

Basically - nothing wrong with you if you playing woman character in rpg. Now if you playing elf "male"...

 

[Filthy Sauce]

I sometimes play as a woman in RPGs, especially if the main PC is mute...because I like to have at least 1 female in the party... and Joinable female companions these days are ugly SJW man hating lesbians.

 

[MartinK]

Sometimes (Fallout 2, Arcanum) you can whore your female character out of a lot of currency. Male prostitution is suprisingly rare in CRPGs