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[NJClaw]

So the opposite of gay guys are people that do nothing but the five knuckle shuffle ?

I'm sorry to ruin it for you, but when you masturbate you are letting a man touch your penis, and that's gay. Unless you are a woman with a penis, but that sounds even more gay.

What about war veterans with prosthetic hands ?

Inter-kingdom sex is a grave sin. You also have no way to get consent from an inanimate object, so that's also rape.

Even worse, inanimate objects age very slowly, so that prosthetic hand probably is underage.

 

[The Jester]

I guess that means I'm gay.

Yea, a combatfag.

 

[Sweeper]

Combatfaggotry is the purest, most masculine form of faggotry.

Very high T

 

[Chippy]

Even if you're playing Skyrim for the porn, why would you play as a women - if you're a straight bloke - and have your character get it on with characters in the game world? How does that compute?.

Just replace every character in the game with women, fag.

No that's too faggy. I was thinking of a mod that adds cocks to females that then ass rape my male character...

 

[The Jester]

Combatfaggotry is the purest, most masculine form of faggotry.

Very high T

Oh please, from ancient times storyfaggotry was the code of conquerors.

 

[lukaszek]

deterministic system > RNG

 

[JarlFrank]

I think my local gay bar is about 800 kilometres away.

Then download Grindr to locate gays in your area. No excuses!

But when everything is gay, all you need to locate gays is to walk up to any random man on the street.

 

[Ol' Willy]

when everything is gay

When everything is gay, nothing is gay

 

[NJClaw]

when everything is gay

When everything is gay, nothing is gay

Lol at the mental gymnastics just to fuck a guy in the ass without feeling guilty. Do it, and accept the consequences.

 

[Avarize]

I guess that means I'm gay.
Where's my Soros money at?

Do you view everything through the lense of your sexuality and have you founded an activist organisation focused around letting everyone know that you do, in fact, suck dick? Until you do no geriatric lefty money for you.

 

[Curratum]

Who the hell lets people like OP in here?

 

[Sweeper]

Do you view everything through the lense of your sexuality

and have you founded an activist organisation focused around letting everyone know that you do, in fact, suck dick? Until you do no geriatric lefty money for you.

I thought Soros just sent money through the mail or something.

 

[Häyhä]

or transplants

There are TRANSplants now!? Good grief this world.

 

[Avarize]

I thought Soros just sent money through the mail or something.

Maybe he thinks you are Mossad?

 

[Sweeper]

Maybe he thinks you are Mossad?

So I should be getting double the money?

 

[Häyhä]

I thought Soros just sent money through the mail or something.

Nonononono, you've got it all wrong, he just sends the votes through the mail.

 

[Sweeper]

If everything is gay, does that mean mods are gay too?

Nonononono, you've got it all wrong, he just sends the votes through the mail.

Fuck, so no money?

 

[Avarize]

Maybe he thinks you are Mossad?

So I should be getting double the money?

Nah, he hates them and Likud.

 

[Gangrelrumbler]

What does "oh" reference? Is that some meme I missed?

 

[Avarize]

Maybe he thinks you are Mossad?

So I should be getting double the money?

https://www.breakingisraelnews.com/139286/netanyahus-son-george-soros-destroying-israel-from-inside/

Israel is based.

 

[Nano]

What does "oh" reference? Is that some meme I missed?

The "oh" is the person's realization that he's transgender.

 

[Silly Germans]

So the opposite of gay guys are people that do nothing but the five knuckle shuffle ?

I'm sorry to ruin it for you, but when you masturbate you are letting a man touch your penis, and that's gay. Unless you are a woman with a penis, but that sounds even more gay.

What about war veterans with prosthetic hands ?

Inter-kingdom sex is a grave sin. You also have no way to get consent from an inanimate object, so that's also rape.

Even worse, inanimate objects age very slowly, so that prosthetic hand probably is underage.

I see, it seems these matters are best left to the hands of an expert like you, i'll stop my amateurish handling from now on.

 

[Storyfag]

only two titles that come to mind in which this applies were Dragon Age 2 (...) and Dragon Age Inquisition

No, this just won't do, comrade. Please step into the black volga.

 

[Machocruz]

I never play female in RPG, since none of them take place in a kitchen.

 

[Heroic Liberator]

only two titles that come to mind in which this applies were Dragon Age 2 (...) and Dragon Age Inquisition

No, this just won't do, comrade. Please step into the black volga.

The ride never ends.