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Petition to ban Amerifats to stem the tide of diabetes on the codex

Does codex need to lose weight?


  • Total voters
    47

TheImplodingVoice

Dumbfuck!
Dumbfuck
Joined
Oct 29, 2018
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Embelyon
Obesity is a disease, and the cause is Amelica. Ban them from the codex, before everyone is too fat to bleathe.
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whydoibother

Arcane
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May 2, 2018
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bulgaristan
Codex Year of the Donut
Been binging on sweets for the past 3 months, and I've gained maybe 5-7 kilos of pure fat on my belly, and I still look like I'm fit when dressed up.
Makes me wonder just how inhuman the biomass of people who actually appear fat must be under their clothes.
 

Farewell young Prince into the night

Guest
STOP going on fad diets, STOP eating fast food, STOP drinking soda/energydrinks/juice, STOP eating processed foods high in added sugars. These things are all calorically dense and do very little in providing helpful building blocks for your frail meatbag to utilize.

DO consistently drink lots of water, DO eat foods high in fiber (your veggies), foods high in protein (chicken, but don't deep fry it you DIPSHIT FATTY), moderate amount of high quality sources of fat (nuts, olive oil, eggs, butter, avacado, milk) and some high quality sources of carbs (brown rice, sweet potato, oats) EVERY DAY.

Find a hobby/passion that gives you a chance to be physically active during your precious amount of free time (swimming, jogging, weight-lifting, moving the mouse while reading Codex, masturbating). Get 6-8 hours of sleep every night. Don't hold hands before marriage. Play a good crpg like Grimoire every once in a while. Always vote kingcomrade.

The main focus is building a healthy, energy-focused nutrition plan that you can ENJOY and STICK TO and slowly modify/improve your plan for the rest of your life.

Also, I'm 450lbs and wheelchair-bound for the rest of my life.
 

Catacombs

Arcane
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Messages
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STOP going on fad diets, STOP eating fast food, STOP drinking soda/energydrinks/juice, STOP eating processed foods high in added sugars. These things are all calorically dense and do very little in providing helpful building blocks for your frail meatbag to utilize.

OK.

DO consistently drink lots of water, DO eat foods high in fiber (your veggies), foods high in protein (chicken, but don't deep fry it you DIPSHIT FATTY), moderate amount of high quality sources of fat (nuts, olive oil, eggs, butter, avacado, milk) and some high quality sources of carbs (brown rice, sweet potato, oats) EVERY DAY.

Good.

Find a hobby/passion that gives you a chance to be physically active during your precious amount of free time (swimming, jogging, weight-lifting, moving the mouse while reading Codex, masturbating). Get 6-8 hours of sleep every night.

I see you.

Play a good crpg like Grimoire every once in a while. Always vote kingcomrade.

A true Codexian.

The main focus is building a healthy, energy-focused nutrition plan that you can ENJOY and STICK TO and slowly modify/improve your plan for the rest of your life.

Good advice.

Don't hold hands before marriage.

This is all bullshit.
 

Wyatt_Derp

Arcane
Joined
May 19, 2019
Messages
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Location
Okie Land
Find a hobby/passion that gives you a chance to be physically active during your precious amount of free time (swimming, jogging, weight-lifting, moving the mouse while reading Codex, masturbating).

Another option: Get a doggo. A large and active on. :shittydog:

And doggo has hidden bonus. Taking it to the park for a run is an instant pussy magnet. And by that I mean the furry kind.
 

Jacob

Pronouns: Nick/Her
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Joined
Dec 24, 2015
Messages
3,350
Location
Hatington
Grab the Codex by the pussy
American Dream is an automatic rifle right next to my $5000 gaming PC.
 

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