Stereotypical Villain
Arcane
The year is 20XX. Several years after the closure of the organization known as the Codex Diversity squad, a new threat looms on the horizon... and only a handful of men can stop it.
New Zimbabwe, formerly known as New York City, in a rain slicked alley at night...
God damned machete rape gangs. How do they expect me to get any work done on AoD under these conditions? Why did you call me anyway?
Hey, you're not Gabe Newell! Hmm... You wanna trade hats in Team Fortress 3?
Thanks for remindin' me why I left the Codex.
Brother None! Aren't you busy developing Fallout New Mecca with MCA?
Reckon I ruined that on account of ma copious amounts of time travel.
Which would explain the reek of whiskey. Why did you scrubs have to pry me from the championships anyway? I was just about to create a new meta with mid Alistar.
What the hell is an Alistar?
Thinkin' its his Welsh lover, Vince.
GOD DAMN IT TRADE HATS WITH ME
But wait... I certainly know that I would never call you morons here for any other reason than to get praise for my awesome game that has been in development for over 20 years now... and none of you would do the same, being too busy with time travel, hat trading, rampant homosexuality and being chased by negroes...
A fair point, pardner. Whoever pulled me away from ma duties to NMA and this here planet will be in a heap of trouble when I get ma hands on them.
Hey, guys? Who's that over there by the dumpster?
HELLO BROS IN RESPONSE TO MY DRANKNESS THIS COUNCIL OF BROS HAS CHOSEN TO CLUMP YOU ALL TOGETHER INTO CLEVES BUNKERS TO POP MOLES IN DEFENSE OF THIS EARTH
To be continued...
New Zimbabwe, formerly known as New York City, in a rain slicked alley at night...
To be continued...