Random Caption database

[Naked_Lunch]

Here you can sumbit ideas for captions and we'll plug them into the database so they'll randomly appear and you can have your 2 minutes of crappy internet fame.

Examples:
TCancer -- Cock up your ass
TCancer -- Strategy Codex!!!

et cetera

 

[Jason]

TCancer -- this site is gay

TCancer -- i'm cold and scared and don't know where my pants are

TCancer -- Where the Golden Girls Come to Life!

TCancer -- because god hates you

 

[LlamaGod]

how the fuck do I add new ones, NL?

and a few of those will be entered,baby arm

 

[DarkUnderlord]

"Captions Database" link under the "Site Management" heading in the Admin Panel. You type in the box next to the "Add New Caption" button.

 

[LlamaGod]

aight, thanks a ton DU B)

 

[Shagnak]

TCancer -- Strategy Codex!!!

LOLz

 

[Naked_Lunch]

Oh, that reminds me. DU, upload all the smilies from DaC into these forums. This world needs :kermit: and D:

TCancer -- Our site design is fine, stop being such graphic whorez

 

[Nicolai]

TCancer - The last vestige of civilization in an otherwise uncivilized land.

 

[Quigs]

TCancer - I hacked the database, and all I got was this stupid tagline.

TCancer - Where pricing is King!

TCancer - *SO* not the Codex... Really

TCancer - Your Ctrl1

TCancer - Not a match, the board goes back.

 

[Jason]

For Christ's sake, please do not put the smilies from DAC on this site! Smilies in general are fucking gay enough without the dancing and saluting and masturbating ones. In my day, we expressed ourselves with foul language and violence, not animated gifs.

 

[Naked_Lunch]

Listen, we'll run the site the way we want to. You don't like it, I'll ram a cock up your ass.

TCancer -- At least Exitium isn't here

 

[DarkUnderlord]

TCancer - DAC in disguise.

 

[Atrokkus]

TCancer - Shun-SHENG duh gao-WAHN!

(it's chinese. Means "holy testicle")

 

[Naked_Lunch]

Tcancer - no chinks allowed

 

[Quigs]

TCancer - Shun-SHENG duh gao-WAHN!

(it's chinese. Means "holy testicle")

No, it means holy testicle tuesday, and you're a fag for trying to slip in firefly chinese without mentioning it.

 

[Jason]

TCancer - No More Cow Avatars

 

[Naked_Lunch]

TCancer -- Does my avatar look like a cow to you, jerkface?

 

[Jason]

It was a reference to the fact that you, Pat, and Underlord all have cow avatars at that other place but don't here, dildo sniffer.

And yes, your new avatar does look like a cow when I look at one using my new Mattel Junior Science Guy Electron Microscope that I just got for Christmas. Or smoke PCP.

 

[Atrokkus]

It looks utterly like cancer-ridden udder.

 

[Naked_Lunch]

It's a Kohr-Ah from Star Control II, you dolts.

 

[Quigs]

I love the bone trophy pit.

 

[Naked_Lunch]

TCancer -- You better check yourself before you wreck yourself

 

[Greenskin13]

TCancer - Back the fuck up 'fore you get slapped the fuck up.

TCancer - We beat the internet.

TCancer - Not a significant source of fiber.

 

[Naked_Lunch]

TCancer -- We're rollin' on 20s, nigga.
TCancer -- The Internet will never be the same

 

[Naked_Lunch]

TCancer -- We need more site titles, you fags. get to work