*redacted*

[Merkwürdigliebe]

2) cthulhu r'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

 

[SoupNazi]

Option 2) will surely mean releasing a terrible curse upon Earth or something along those lines. It's a typical B-film trick. Thus, I choose option 3), if only to laugh at the rest of you once you cause apocalypse.

 

[taplonaplo]

4, rat diplomacy... can't go wrong with that

 

[Cassidy]

*redacted*

 

[taplonaplo]

4, I rather be touched by his noodly appandage than embrace the bloom.

 

[SoupNazi]

Fine ...

5) Try to eat one of the monster appendages. After all, it is made of spaghetti and it has a delicious scent.

Just because for once, someone has to choose the "lulzy" option. I want to see what will happen.

 

[Dragula]

1.

 

[Ulminati]

1. It's time to let Heckler and Koch do the talking.

 

[treave]

Flip.

 

[Multiple Sarcasm]

Well, reciting the words already has had an effect, so it wouldn't make sense for them to do anything else if repeated, as option 2 suggests...
Betting your life on a wild guess that it's either a hallucination or is harmelss when it's eaten one rat and scared another into embracing the bloom would be even more foolish, just as option 4...

Thus, after a long and careful deliberation during a life-threatening situation, it has been decided that we'll get further with a kind word and a gun than we will with just a kind word:

1) Open fire at the monster

I'm torn between updating right now or hoping the manboon Kwanzanian Army approach is overwhelmed by votes for different options.

Bah, if this LP's finally derailed into Lulzistan, then what do I care...

5. Might as well grab a fork and end it all.

 

[anus_pounder]

1. Why go against the tide?

 

[SoupNazi]

God damnit. Codexers are boring.

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

I'm torn between this...

and this...

 

[Cassidy]

*redacted*

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

Ok people, it looks like the time to grab the fork.

 

[Merkwürdigliebe]

2) cthulhu r'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

Just because this has Germans in Antarctica, it is not Prisoner of Ice.

Close enough for me. :D


5) Dig in, the next meal might be long way off in these underground caverns.

 

[treave]

I'm torn between updating right now or hoping the manboon Kwanzanian Army approach is overwhelmed by votes for different options.

If that's the case...

Flopping to 5.

Pasta.

 

[Multiple Sarcasm]

I'm torn between updating right now or hoping the manboon Kwanzanian Army approach is overwhelmed by votes for different options.

Bah, if this LP's finally derailed into Lulzistan, then what do I care...

5. Might as well grab a fork and end it all.

 

[Cassidy]

*redacted*

 

[ElectricOtter]

3. Only death awaits in the clutches of BLOOM

 

[treave]

1. Face down the MHD.

 

[anus_pounder]

1.Lets get back to Map View.

 

[Multiple Sarcasm]

something that was not trying to kill you, but to protect you

...by blocking the only exit, roaring and charging at us with a wriggly mass of carnivorous mouths against the hellgate of bloom?
What a steaming pile of animu drama.

 

[Cassidy]

*redacted*

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

3. Lets leg-it.