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ROMANCES CONFIRMED FOR FALLOUT 4

Discussion in 'Bethesda Game Studios' started by Phage, Jul 26, 2015.

  1. bananaBaboon Novice

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    "My, my, that's quite a nuke you have there!"

    "It's for irradiation, baby!"
     
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  2. Somberlain Arcane Zionist Agent

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    I can imagine Toddler laughing his ass off when he's coming up with these awesome radiation puns.

    [​IMG]
     
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  3. abnaxus Arcane Patron

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    cool in Skyrim i marry aela the hutnress
     
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  4. Latro Arcane

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    I want to marry stinky ghouls!
     
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  5. Florian Gheorghe Arbiter

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    This game is going to be hella stupid! :)
     
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  6. Nekot-The-Brave Prestigious Gentleman Arcane Patron

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    Not really, getting massively radiated caused some SPECIAL stat loss, but nothing completely serious until you died upon reaching 1000 rads.

    I'd like it if you had prolonged exposure to rads you'd start throwing up and eventually grow 3 or 4 arms and whatnot out of your body.
     
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  7. Killzig Cipher Patron

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    This doesn't sound serious either. The first stat that got dinged was endurance so yeah, that's why I only ever noticed the HP loss.

    Or just make you father to mutant babies thanks to all the npcs you impregnated. (thank god 4 loverslab)
     
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  8. Lord Carlos Wafflebum Aspiring Infinitron Patron

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    If you get irradiated enough you become able to impregnate Dogmeat.
     
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  9. Frozen82 Arcane

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    Cant wait to see true romance directed by Todd.
    It will probably replace lock picking as a mini game were clicking left mouse button fast gets you erection.
    And then you get weapons repairing sound as a reward.
     
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  10. Lord Carlos Wafflebum Aspiring Infinitron Patron

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    Bitch please. It will be the ka-ching sound.
     
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  11. CptMace Self-Ejected

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    A pretty bold bet.
     
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  12. Animal Savant Shitposter

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    Woow, so much fun...

    I bet you can also buy houses and furniture, so you can have your creepy doll face wife staring at you in your own house with flickering shadows caressing her lifeless eyes.
     
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  13. 28.8bps Modem Prophet

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    Better than that, she'll nag you every time you happen to brush any item in your house.

    "BE MORE CAREFUL, FUCKFACE!" she'll say.
    "HEY! WATCH IT, FUCKFACE!" she'll say.

    Until, by the 50th time, you'll pull out your 10mm SMG and give her a burst direct to the face.

    "WATCH YOUR FIRE, FUCKFACE!" she'll say.
    Then you'll realise, there is no escape. She's an immortal sent by the gods to torment you for eternity. This is your own personal hell, and you built it.
     
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  14. Killzig Cipher Patron

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    You can role play as the American Revolutionary Ethan Allen and build your own furniture / conduct guerrilla warfare with your green mountain boyz. (Bethsoft open world design compresses geographic spaces so Vermont is two blocks from Fenway.)
     
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  15. LeJosh Savant

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    Finally some ghoul on ghoul erotica?

    Build a shack for your beloved irradiated one and merge together like two snails.

    The ride never ends.
     
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  16. pippin Guest

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    I....
    I can't feel anything anymore.
     
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  17. Perkel Arcane

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    no romance for ghouls ?
    SJW brigade incoming
     
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  18. Killzig Cipher Patron

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    Wasn't there rampant whining about limitations on dwarf / qunari romance in the DA:O games? I don't really understand those complaints. What's the point of having race in RPG if you're going to eliminate all things that come with it? This is where I kind of feel Capt Balance when he says he hates writing RPGs now because everyone expects it to be a massive ego stroke / optimal solutions all around. RPG main questlines should a hotbed of Verschlimmbesserung.
     
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  19. rohand Arbiter

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    This is all fine and dandy, BUT WILL THERE BE ANY SCHLONGS OF BOSTON COMPATIBILITY
     
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  20. Animal Savant Shitposter

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    Bethesda is now taking a page from Bioware and kicking it up a notch.

    [​IMG]
     
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  21. Aoyagi Learned

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    Huh. You wouldn't expect those hunks to have that smooth legs.
     
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  22. Animal Savant Shitposter

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    Huh? The legs do not belong to Blazcko...

    It's the nurse, who's half his age and just saw her whole family and friends murdered. He's helping her cope in broad daylight, inside a house full of people, in a loud manner.

    (Oh shit, I forgot the NSFW tags...)
     
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  23. Excidium II Self-Ejected

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    Mods will fix those shaved legs
     
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  24. Ed123 Arcane Patron

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    Serpent in the Staglands Wasteland 2
    [​IMG]
     
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  25. Nekot-The-Brave Prestigious Gentleman Arcane Patron

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