Vapourware Scam Citizen - Only people with too much money can become StarCitizens! WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE?

[Tyrr]

Who's the fucking market for this?

Money laundering.

 

[mediocrepoet]

Who's the fucking market for this?

Money laundering.

Now *that* would be interesting. Crowd-funded dork game company actually front for giant criminal enterprise.

 

[potatojohn]

The ships in this game look so uninspired and unscientific. They remind me of hand held hoovers.

 

[Joggerino]

I saw a youtube ad "become a star scam citizen today"

 

[mediocrepoet]

The ships in this game look so uninspired and unscientific. They remind me of hand held hoovers.

Get your lies and fabrications out of here.

The hoovers are way cheaper and actually give you something for your money. They're nothing alike.

 

[Yaar Podshipnik]

The ships in this game look so uninspired and unscientific. They remind me of hand held hoovers.

Black&Decker dustbusters are the best. Really easy to get replacement filters for cheap as well here in the UK!

 

[Perkel]

 

[Norfleet]

Now *that* would be interesting. Crowd-funded dork game company actually front for giant criminal enterprise.

This is actually extremely common, where US game companies would be bought up as money-laundering fronts for rich Chinamen trying to get their money out of China.

 

[dbx]

So, I started this thing again after almost a couple of years, now with a 4090 and a gigabit connection.
Same shit hub, same constant stuttering, even less people around.
Is this thing moving on or is it dead?

 

[mediocrepoet]

So, I started this thing again after almost a couple of years, now with a 4090 and a gigabit connection.
Same shit hub, same constant stuttering, even less people around.
Is this thing moving on or is it dead?

Try again later when you can afford some real gaming hardware, poorfag.

- CIG Customer Support

 

[Val the Moofia Boss]

Is this thing moving on or is it dead?

Can't move forward until the magic server meshing tech is implemented, which by the dev's own admission at citizencon a couple years back, might not ever happen.

 

[mediocrepoet]

Is this thing moving on or is it dead?

Can't move forward until the magic server meshing tech is implemented, which by the dev's own admission at citizencon a couple years back, might not ever happen.

Sorry guys, we just realized the game cannot be made due to the laws of physics. Thanks for the money, we hope you've enjoyed your space ship pictures!

 

[Myobi]

So, I started this thing again after almost a couple of years, now with a 4090 and a gigabit connection.
Same shit hub, same constant stuttering, even less people around.
Is this thing moving on or is it dead?

Have you tried buying an Idris??

 

[dbx]

So, I started this thing again after almost a couple of years, now with a 4090 and a gigabit connection.
Same shit hub, same constant stuttering, even less people around.
Is this thing moving on or is it dead?

Try again later when you can afford some real gaming hardware, poorfag.

- CIG Customer Support

Well, technically is my work PC. It's causally located in my house as I'm still working from home.

 

[ADL]

Works on my 5800X3D/4090 machine. Zero stutter and great frame rates at 4K/120hz often outside the visible range. Try again on 3.18 with the Gen12 renderer hopefully in the next week or two.

 

[Myobi]

Works on my 5800X3D/4090 machine. Zero stutter and great frame rates at 4K/120hz often outside the visible range. Try again on 3.18 with the Gen12 renderer hopefully in the next week or two.

See, told you, the game just "works" on the PC of every mofo who bough an Idris.

Just buy an Idris dude.

 

[mediocrepoet]

Works on my 5800X3D/4090 machine. Zero stutter and great frame rates at 4K/120hz often outside the visible range. Try again on 3.18 with the Gen12 renderer hopefully in the next week or two.

See, told you, the game just "works" on the PC of every mofo who bough an Idris.

Just buy an Idris dude.

Idris can run all your shit.

 

[Higher Game]

Based on certain benchmarks apparently "stutter" now means hitting about 25 fps 1% of the time. Amateurs.

 

[Myobi]

Try again on 3.18 with the Gen12 renderer hopefully in the next week or two.

Delayed to January on live servers ;D

 

[mediocrepoet]

Try again on 3.18 with the Gen12 renderer hopefully in the next week or two.

Delayed to January on live servers ;D

No specified year. Smart.

 

[Myobi]

PTU testing was also shut down due "problems", also lol:

https://m.twitch.tv/clip/GentleOddBeefPunchTrees-NZ1NCMM3LxB6MpWO

 

[Perkel]

edit: youtube embedding doesn't work for some reason

https://www.youtube.com/clip/Ugkx5odH5IbA4AiJA-KRv1yQoD_pj4MWEPxQ

 

[Konjad]

I don't follow the topic, so... when's Scat Citizen coming out now? 2024?

 

[Ryzer]

So two more weeks then, trust the roadmap plan post.

 

[mediocrepoet]

So two more weeks then, trust the roadmap plan post.

I wonder if "something else I'm personally looking forward to the most " is bonusing hard after the pay piggies pony up and then going on a month long cocaine and whores bender. Because, I gotta say, that sounds pretty great.