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Shells in the Night 2: A Kaiserreich Georgian Tale

Discussion in 'Codex Playground' started by Cassidy, Sep 14, 2011.

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Which country you'd rather see me trying to turn into a superpower in Kaiserreich?

Poll closed Sep 18, 2011.
  1. Austria

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  2. Bhartiya Commune (Syndicalist India)

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  3. Canada

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  4. Delhi (AKA Pakistan + a piece of India)

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  5. Georgia

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  6. Libya (PS: Gaddafi was born in 1942)

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  7. Mittelafrika

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  8. Mongolia

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  9. National France

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  10. Ukraine (Banal, shit, boring)

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  1. Cassidy Arcane

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    Index

    1. The Epic Tale Begins
    2. Danger and Opportunity
    3. O Alash Orda!
    4. SiBeria
    5. Blood on Ice
    6. Inanistan

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    I could put all playable countries but that would be way too inane, so I made a selection of some which I consider the most interesting countries, and also some lulz options. Like in the Fallout: Doomsday mod, most voted option will be the one to be played as. Poll will run for 4 days after which results will define it. Also, if Austria is chosen, because it's a bit "overpowered" compared to the other options, I'll see if I can ensure the commies win most wars Austria lack strategic conditions to intervene at to make everything more interesting.

    Also, here are the descriptions of these ten countries in Kaiserreich:

    Austria

    Although Austria was on the winning side of the Weltkrieg, the war’s main impact was to reveal the Empire’s significant weaknesses and utter dependence upon Germany. Over the course of the 1920s one disaster followed another: the Emperor Karl died in 1922 causing the throne to pass to his 10 year old son Otto. Austrian industry collapsed in face of competition from German manufactures, while the quarrels of the Czechs and ethnic Germans in Bohemia nearly pushed the Empire into civil war. Finally, the humiliation of having to call in German mediation to resolve the deadlock of the Ausgleich negotitions in 1927, which resulted in the concession of autonomy statutes given to Bohemia and Galicia, seemed to signal the end of Austria as a Great Power. However, many feel that there is new hope for the Osterreich - now that the Emperor Otto has come of age and the terms of the ‘Great Compromise’ are to be renegotiated at the 1937 Ausgleich next year. Could this be the time for Austria to throw off her shackles of dependence on Germany and reassert the power of the Habsburg dynasty over her Empire?

    Bhartiya Commune

    In the aftermath of the complete collapse of British control over India it was the syndicalist movement in that was first to act. Inspired by the revolutions in Britain the Bhartiya Commune was proclaimed in Calcutta on the 19th of October 1925. However, the reality of the situation was not so simple. While the British garrisons were being withdrawn to the northwest (to what became Delhi), many other groups remained to oppose the new state. It was not until 1927 that the Bhartiya Commune was in a fairly stable and cohesive state at a local level, by which time two other large Indian states were already firmly established.Faced with deadlock in terms of expansion the government of the Bhartiya Commune chose instead to look inwards temporarily, rooting out 'imperialist sympathisers' and trying to repair the damage caused by the chaos of revolution. The Bhartiya Commune was also keen not to act too belligerently lest she incur the wrath of Germany, who was by no means pleased with the existence of yet another radical regime.In the early 1930's the Bhartiya Commune began to take a more ‘outwards-looking’ stance once more. Although she remains unwilling to risk a large scale war immediately, Bengali foreign policy is instead aimed at supporting syndicalist movements in her neighbours with the aim of agitating revolution and the political collapse of those states. By 1936 there is evidence that this strategy is beginning to bear fruit in Indo-china and in Delhi, and the Bengali army stands ready to capitalise on the chaos which might ensue.

    Canada

    Canada saw a quick economic rise through the combined impacts of the transcontinental railroad (completed in 1885), shipping, industries and settling in the West. The dominion supported Great Britain during the Boer War and the Weltkrieg, but due to her remote location she was able to avoid serious penalties in the resulting peace, and Canada seemed set to continue as she always had. However, when the collapse of royal and parliamentary authority in Britain in 1925 resulted in the royal family and central government of Britain fleeing to the country, Canada has been set down a different path.Slow industrialisation funded by the old families of Britain and the maintenance of trade links to the US have allowing it to avoid some of the economic decline seen in other nations outside German influence. There is some dissent growing amongst the Canadian population about the presence of the British exiles increasing political dominance and the fixation of Canada bending towards being the means towards their aim of ‘liberating’ Britain. The spread of such sentiment has however been slowed by propaganda against the left and encouraging a strong and restored Commonwealth, seen as a means of returning to the economic and political securities of the 19th century.The political situation with regards to the newly created Union of Britain remained tense over the next decade but neither side was prepared or able to escalate matters into open warfare. By 1936, however Canada's navy continues to grow rapidly in strength, and some amongst the Royalist faction are beginning to suggest that the time has come for direct measures to retake the Home Islands. With the possibility of this being a feasible goal growing with each day, war seems inevitable.

    Delhi

    In 1925 the syndicalist revolution in Britain precipitated the collapse of the British Empire, the constituent parts of which were rather abruptly left to find their own way. In India a combination of princes, rajahs, nationalists and syndicalists started to fight for the control of the sub-continent. Realising the impossibility of these tumultuous events being resolved favourably for the Empire, Governor-General Isaacs chose to create a free nation in the northwest of India under his leadership in the hopes that some day the Royalists would return to Britain and the Empire be restored. The move received harsh criticism from some, India as a united colony was after all was still considered ‘the Jewel of the Empire’, but the Royalist government in Canada realised and accepted the necessity of the move in keeping a hold of the sub-continent.The new state of Delhi has thus remained in a close partnership with Canada and her allies of the former Entente, and it was agreed that in order to appease the local population Andhaira Muhammed Shuja Al-Mulk should be placed on the throne as Prince of Delhi, to be advised by a mixed group of Indians and British advisors. In the decade since its formation Delhi has struggled to consolidate her position in India, clearing out several of the smaller regimes that had sprung up, and maintaining a strong front against the syndicalist forces in the Bhartiya Commune. However while Delhi remains strong against external threats, internal divisions are widening. Political clashes concerning national vs. regional power are resulting in a polarisation of political life, manifesting in the Sanghavadi and Rashtravadi Parties. Unless action is taken this political infighting may end up tearing Delhi apart from within. The road ahead for Delhi looks difficult no matter what course it steers.

    Georgia

    The modern state of Georgia was established under the terms of the Treaty of Brest-Litovsk, and during the ensuing chaos of the Russian Civil War she emerged as a Menshevik stronghold, firmly establishing a potentially grave threat to White Forces in the Caucasus and Don-Kuban region who were only just beginning to regroup. However, the Georgian leadership quickly declared their new country's neutrality in the Civil War, and unwilling to risk a potentially disastrous conflict in the mountains of the Caucasus, especially when the Bolsheviks still held the Russian heartland, Kerensky and the Generals were content to leave the small state alone for the time being. A Popular Front of native Mensheviks, small groups of Bolsheviks, and Social Revolutionaries quickly emerged, and went to work building a new form of 'Caucasian Socialism' under a representative parliamentary system. Since the revolution, the state has been characterised by strong state power, regulation, and intervention, and although this has given the country a surprisingly strong industrial base, not all is well in Menshevik Georgia. Indeed, the industrialisation process subverted the country's constitution by creating a massive and unaccountable bureaucratic administration and putting it in charge of the country, and with each day the regime of this vast organisation becomes more and more bound to the police and 'internal security service'. Georgia's democratic constitution has now become irrelevant, and all real power is now concentrated in the hands of the Supreme Economic Council, which is in turn increasingly controlled by the Chairmanship of Lavrenti Beria - a man who is eager to integrate more regions into the Caucasian Socialist State.

    Libya

    When Italy surrendered to the Central Powers in 1919, the Ottomans regained Libya as part of their Empire. However, despite the final victory in the war, the Weltkrieg showed the weakness and the decline of the Ottoman Empire. During the 1920s, with the decline of the Ottoman authority over the Empire and mounting internal pressure, Libya and Armenia were able to gain the position of autonomous region on June 1928. Since then, Libya remained loyal to its master in Constantinople, but lately the Arab population is again starting to show signs of distress and Egypt in the east might be waiting for the right occasion to free Libya from Ottoman rule... or to become its new master!

    Mittelafrika

    Mittelafrika was created after the 1921 treaty by a victorious Germany, with the aim of centralising the governing of Germany's newly acquired African colonies under one administration headed by Wilhelm Solf and Paul von Lettow-Vorbeck, the undefeated commander of German forces in East Africa during the war. Almost from the start Mittelafrika became a semi-autonomous region, with its own government and its own armed forces. Its territories were greatly expanded in 1925 when the political turbulence in England caused Germany to move troops into Britain's African colonies and from this point on the Freistaat was the hegemonic political force in Africa, if only due to its size.However it remained economically backwards, sucking in German money and manpower for little return gain, as minor colonial insurrection continually plagued it through the 1920's and 30's. In 1934 Lettow-Vorbeck was replaced by Hermann Goering- a politician whose actions and right-wing extremist views were embarrassing the Kaiser's government. Goering saw the move as an opportunity to create his own power base, and by 1936 has begun to enlarge the army and now looks greedily at his neighbours, especially the Portuguese colonies and the native state of Abyssinia.

    Mongolia

    Once the greatest empire in the world, the land of Genghis Khan has long had to struggle for it's independence. Though freed from Chinese rule following the collapse of the ruling Manchu dynasty in 1911, Mongolia's independence was not recognized by the new Republic of China, and therefore Mongolia increasingly turned to Russia for it's continued survival. Yet, the unexpected Russian Revolution of 1917 placed Mongolia in a vulnerable position, with the Russian Civil War soon spilling over the border into it's protectorate. After suffering from an invasion by a Chinese warlord army, a counter-invasion White Russian forces under Baron Roman Nicolaus von Ungern-Sternberg, who established himself as rule of Mongolia. Eager to maintain the security of their southern flank, the remaining White Generals recognized von Ungern-Sternberg's government, believing that he would pursue a pro-Russian foreign policy. However, the Baron had other ideas. While Civil War raged within European Russia, Mongolian forces with Japanese diplomatic support seized and announced their sovereignty over a significant section of the Transiberian Railroad. Kerensky had no choice but to accept this, to avoid the complete strangulation and isolation of Russian troops in Europe and the Far-East. Sternberg then set to work promoting his political authority in Mongolia, and developing a powerful military apparatus. He is now too powerful for a weak Russian government to dislodge, and any crisis in Russia or China may inspire him to make his claims to be Khan of All Mongols a reality...

    National France

    The Third Republic ended in the way it began: defeated by German arms, and facing Communist Revolution at home. In the aftermath of the French Communal Revolution, the whole apparatus of state and French military, sheltered in Marseille, quickly embarked with the French Navy to Algiers, fleeing the newly created Commune of France. After the peace negociations with Germany, the French refugee politicians decided to start from scratch again, proclaiming the French Fourth Republic, in exile in Africa but claiming the French motherland. Soon, it was obvious that the parliamentarian regime was outdated, as the exiled leading politicians were mainly nationalists and authoritarian : the military subsequently seized the executive powers, under the leadership of popular marshal Ferdinand Foch. After his death in 1929, the victor of Verdun, Philippe Pétain, took his succession, helped by his protégé, admiral François Darlan. Now, the military regime of French Republic in exile, still allied with the British monarchy in exile, continues to take nationalist orientations, even restablishing the fleur-de-lis, the Royalist symbol, on the flag. Does National France will be ready to go back to his motherland, despite the increasing troubles with the native populations, tired of French authority, or with the Young Guard represented by colonel Charles de Gaulle?

    Ukraine

    Following centuries of subjugation under the Russian Empire, Ukraine was liberated following the ""Peace of Nations"" at Brest-Litovsk. Under German pressures that culminated in a coup by Pavlo Skoropadsky, what initially began as a socialist inspired ''Ukrainian People’s Republic'' saw a an inexorable transformation into an authoritarian Hetmanate, which was essentially a mechanism to support the interests of landowners. However, due to unrest at these developments, compromises had to be met and at the end of 1919 Wilhelm Habsburg-Lothringen was accepted as titular King of Ukraine with the name of Vasyl Vyshyvanyi, a new constitution was drafted and the elected legislative Rada was restored. Eventually, Ukraine fell under the Austro-Hungarian sphere of influence, with the King holding the greater power. However, following the deadlock in the renegotiations of Ausgleich in 1927, Austria-Hungary had to ask Germany's mediation and the price was the transfer of control of Ukraine. While Vasyl Vyshyvanyi remained King of Ukraine, the true power was handed over to Skoropadsky as the Hetman, a Chief Executive position which combined both civil government and military command functions. Since then Ukraine has been transformed (thanks mainly to German investment and favouritism in trading arrangements) into an agricultural giant. However, the lack of representative government and the increasingly desperate position of the masses in relation to the rich has lead to a rapidly rising Social Democratic movement, which shows increasing signs of radicalization under the inspiration of the Socialist government in Georgia. This internal threat combined with the dangers posed by ambitious states on her frontiers has lead many observers to doubt Ukraine’s ability it to survive the coming years.

    Choose, and post comments on why you picked the option if possible.
     
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  2. Kz3r0 Arcane

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    You know, with your LP output you could probably earn some money if you did video LPs on youtube.
     
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    Mongolia of course.
     
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  5. jonnypolen Liturgist

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    Mittelafrica is the obvious choice! Africa needs to be inclined! If you disagree, you are propably black or Georgian.
     
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    I've never actually played with Georgia myself yet, and they got a lot of new stuff with the Darkest Hour version.

    Mittelafrika might be a fun choice, but the problem there is that Germany *must* lose the second Weltkrieg for you to get free reign over your destiny (= Resources). I tried playing as them, but the resource drain to the master country is such a pain in the ass that I couldn't get far that time.

    And I agree, nothing is as satisfying with Austria than letting the Totalists conquer and then saving Europe from the grim darkness of communism with the light of federal monarchy and big Austrian balls! Though it's a bit complex to achieve, since the conflict itself is very much a coin-flip. Sometimes the French just steamroll the Germans, other times there's a stalemate which tends to end in German victory. All you can really do without switching your country for a moment is to spam lumps of 5,000 Supplies to the French. It also bears mention that the Anarqista MUST win the Spanich Civil War or the French will be forced into a Two-Front War, though at least here you can directly assist them if you feel like doing so.

    Also, Finland is a good pick as well, since you can now press claims on all the Finno-Ugric lands, which includes Estonia and Ingria (= Petrograd), the success of which translates to solid regional power status. Acquiring the Russian lands is surprisingly easy in fact, since you can get Eastern Karelia and Lappland in exchange for assistance in the second civil war, and you can just seize the commie areas you want and sit on them for the rest of the civil war (which I've never seen end in White defeat). One way to improve the Finnish experience though is to mod in the additional research teams from Arsenal of Democracy and Darkest Hour. And of course, fix the extreme error at the Petsamo production capability, since it should be one of the most valuable resource provinces in the world when it comes to Rare Materials.

    I've recently had a campaign as Mongolia, and it was a lot of fun to make careful use of realpolitik to avoid Japanese aggression and annex Siberia for the vast resources and additional tech teams (Mongolia *must* play with the Capture Tech Teams option on, due to the fact they are woefully underequipped otherwise). Following the annexation of Siberia, I made an alliance with Japan, securing all but my Western flank for good, but soon enough had to go to war with Russia still fighting their commies. This ended up with Russia as my puppet, and soon enough I decided the rest of Central Asia needs to follow suit thanks to my vastly superior armies. Following the creation of puppet states in Alash Orda and what used to be Turkmenistan (it's now a buttload of small shitstains), I finished my grand project: To turn the Mongolian Empire into an economic powerhouse with highways from the farthest corners of Siberias to the highest Mountains of Urumqi! Well, it's now '52 and every province is 100% Infrastructure and the base IC is 125, leaving Mongolia the most powerful country in Asia.
     
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    Grab the Codex by the pussy
     
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    Will we too wake up to shells in the night?

    Obvious choice is obvious.
     
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  9. spekkio Arcane

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    Georgia it should be.
     
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  10. JagreenLern Erudite Patron

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    Look people, I like making fun of Liberal as much as anyone, but I don't think Georgia will make for a very interesting LP, so I vote Mongolia. Because Mongols are fucking awesome, Sternberg is a total badass, and of the nations Cassidy has listed, I've had the most fun Playing Mongolia.

    I'm actually reading a biography of Ungern-Sternberg at the moment. "The Bloody White Baron", pretty good so far, I'd recommend it.
     
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    Canada of course! :smug:
     
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  12. Vaarna_Aarne Notorious Internet Vandal Patron

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    Actually, having watched from the sidelines at all the events Georgia gets, I'd wager they're #3 when it comes to Internationale countries and interesting campaigns.

    But in this alternate history, everyone else will wake up to shells in the night. Georgian shells in the night.
     
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  13. anus_pounder Arcane

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    Cassidy :incline: ing LPdex again. :love: :thumbsup: :salute: :salute: :salute:
     
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    Why not KR for DH 1.2 beta?
     
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  15. oscar Prestigious Gentleman Arcane

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    Trying to decide between Austria, Canada (take back the motherland!) and Ukraine.
     
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    Canada is fun, though only if you want naval war, since the British Isles themselves are still piss-easy to take over if you land troops there (even though the AI does put a bit more effort to the land divisions).
     
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    I think the results are obvious. Although I mentioned the poll would run for another day, Georgia won hands-down, so I'll post an update soon.
     
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    Hide ya kids, hide ya, and hide ya husband, 'cause Beria's rapin' everybody out here.
     
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  20. Cassidy Arcane

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    Soviet Russia Georgia's glorious anthem

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    [​IMG]: Georgia, glorious shining nation. I am proud to simply know I was born and shall live here. We are the Last Stand of the Communist Revolution, the last hope of the Caucasian proletariat. Even the reactionary Russian bear paled and accepted peace during the Russian Civil War in fear of our great might. And now I stand with many other Georgians, the last bastion of Socialism in the Caucasus, surrounded by fanatical Church-enslaved ones and by the even more detestable ragheads, all nothing but puppets of the filthy bourgeoisie only the great Georgia is truly free of. The Russian bear, corrupted and wounded cower in fear of our might!

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    [​IMG]: How I hate the "religion of peace", a backwards sand people invention to ensure the maintenance of a feudal caliphate and the subjugation of the worker. Islam means submission, submission to the nobles and bourgeoisie, not submission to a god that doesn't exist. The Ottomans strength of arms and brainwashing have made of them a distant goal in the glorious revolution, yet the oppressed proletarians of Azerbaijan, put under miserable conditions by the evil oil barons toil and toil without hope! It is our duty as the glorious People's Republic of Georgia to spread the revolution beyond our borders!

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    [​IMG]: The oppressors will never give off their exploitation of the workers without the use of strength of arms. It is our duty as brothers to the Azerbaijani proletariat to support their cause and end their plight in the hands of such evil oppressors. Not only our duty, but the ultimate proof of the greatness and supremacy of my great nation! For that, our soldiers shall be increasingly better equipped. The military doctrine chosen is flawed, a copycat of the tactics of one of the great centers of bourgeois exploitation of the world: the United States of America. We must take a People's Army, an army of glory, but first, we must secure the necessary period of peace to abandon this flawed doctrine and begin anew.

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    [​IMG]: The Georgians are indeed the greatest of all peoples of the world, as I witness along my staff of loyal followers. I am Lavrentij Beria, it starts with L, L of Liberal, because I enjoy the irony of such a nickname. With great men, heroes of mankind, saviors and humanitarians that would make the works of Church and bourgeois puppets like Francis of Assisi look like irrelevant. Men of utmost charity, goodness and dedication to the socialist cause like Ioseb B. Dzughashvili. One of the most kind and good men I ever met, different from those fake "saints" from the reactionary Church. Ioseb is a true Georgian, a finest example of what makes this country so grandious.

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    [​IMG]: Our invincible Army shall be made only of the finest, greatest soldiers. Elites trained to master the mountainous landscape of our home in the Caucasus, the best mountain troops of the entire Earth, for no other nation can compete with Georgian's mountain infantry in skills, bravery and their certain victory in the many battles to come for the revolution, and no other nation has so great and perfect horses either as our beloved Georgia, compared to which the horses of all other nations are nothing but effeminate ponies! That is no excess. Our great horses are so great that our cavalry brigades are almost as good as our artillery when it comes to defeating the enemy infantry, except they won't slow down our brave mountain elite of elites.

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    [​IMG]: The supposed limitations of production capability slowing down how fast the mountain infantry divisions shall be readied aren't real, but simply a propaganda of the capitalist pigs to demean our far more intense and longer training for our special forces. They will take twice longer to be ready for combat, but will also be four times greater than those capitalist meat puppets.

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    [​IMG]: National-Populism, the greatest enemy of the Revolution, seizes Russia after the bourgeois puppet Kerensky is murdered. But I have no fear. This will only increase the discontent of the workers, and soon the revolution shall rise and topple this twisted, ultimate grasp for power of a dying bourgeoisie. The strength of the workers is unstoppable, specially with the guidance of great and wise Georgia. For we shall definitively help the Russian workers to emancipate.

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    [​IMG]: To meet other true revolutionaries, I took a plane to the successful but somewhat flawed Union of Britain, to meet with Oswald Mosley and another great hero of mankind, Benito Mussolini, so that we could set up a logical doctrine of Totalism, the only way to prevent the bourgeois from ever taking the proletariat down again. It is evident that they required the presence of one from the greatest and wisest country of the world to formulate our shared doctrine.

    [​IMG]: So, comrades, now that the others in this meeting have left, not desiring to further discuss the final issues of Totalism, do we have an agreement on how every one who participated in this meeting should be a co-author of the Totalist principles?

    [​IMG]: I am fine with the current idea, I want to be remembered for my actions, not by what theories I have authored or not.

    [​IMG]: I disagree. The essence of Totalism was born in Georgia. It is as Georgian as suluguni, and therefore I propose we consider all the great people of mighty and glorious Georgia are considered the co-authors of Totalism.

    [​IMG]: I disagree, and I am sure Mosley also does, we two vote for the original proposal, and therefore it shall be ratified.

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    [​IMG]: What is wrong, Liberal?

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    [​IMG]: How dare them to neglect the crucial importance of Georgia as the core nation behind the Totalism doctrine? That was wrong! They have mocked my dear Georgia, and I doubt they will be faithful to the charter, they will probably sell out to the bourgeoisie in time! Nevertheless, I immediately order for radical moves to go through. The bourgeois shall have no odds of counter-revolution as my great Head of Security Ioseb B. Dzughashvili purges the bourgeois, and the bourgeois only, in a just and fair manner.

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    [​IMG]: It is about time for the revolution to begin in Azerbaijan! The bourgeois and their puppets shall have their peace and luxury granted through the misery of millions of workers disturbed and forever finished by the Shells in the Night!

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    [​IMG]: Day and night the shells fall over the bourgeois army. The glorious Georgian army is both superior in numbers and quality to what the capitalist foes could muster, for those who serve an unjust cause will always falter, specially because they are not Georgians and thus lacking in manliness.

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    [​IMG]: No matter how much it takes, no matter how long it takes, no matter how much reinforcements they send, they are facing the Invincible Georgian Army, and thus never stood a chance of winning in the first place. The revolution spreads to the Caspian, and the black gold that once only lined the pockets of a few wealthy fat cats shall now fuel the Revolution! Speaking of the bourgeoisie, once again the "free market" proves how terrible it is. The Black Monday happens for those who let the bourgeois take their reins, because the free market itself is a Failure, and thus as long as there is one, there will be Failures of the Free Market!

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    [​IMG]: No Army can stop the glorious Caucasian Revolution! Georgia once again proves how great of a nation it is! The Bourgeois shall tremble under our might!
     
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  21. JagreenLern Erudite Patron

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    Oh shit, this is gonna be good.
     
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  23. oscar Prestigious Gentleman Arcane

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    Never knew Beria was Georgian. Sort of strange how Georgians were responsible for so much misery and death in the 20th century.
     
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    Why didn't you wait for the expansion event? Will you still get cores on Azerbaijan from it?
     
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