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Crispy™ Site lag, issue with jquery

Discussion in 'Site Feedback' started by DarkUnderlord, Jul 22, 2014.

  1. DarkUnderlord Professional Throne Sitter

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    All right, I'm wondering if anyone here can provide some Crispy Technical Support™. I've got a user who's having issues with site lag when they login, in particular being re-directed to RPG Watch (which I assume is an issue related to jquery looking for "rpg" their browser history, failing to load rpgcodex and so defaulting to the next most relevant link). Here's the run-down:

    Serious suggestions only please!
     
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  2. Crispy Don't get old. Undisputed Queen of Faggotry

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    I can't take it any more. This is like pulling the wings off of a fly.

    DragoFireheart, there's nothing wrong with your computer. There's nothing wrong with your Java installation or with Javascript or anything on your end, other than your habits at Codex. DU is just fucking with you. You've been "Watchwitzed", otherwise known as "discouraged". He put you into a special group of posters which all get randomly redirected to RPG Watch as a joke, and as a semi-punishment for what he believes to be poor and/or retarded behavior.

    Now, I want you to understand that by me breaking up his little party here, I am putting myself at great personal risk. DU will likely not be very happy with me for spoiling his fun, so I hope you realize the sacrifice I'm putting out here for your benefit. Although I've never liked you very much, I do feel that all Codexians, no matter their mental capacities, deserve the right to at least know what their fate is. So consider yourself provided with an unlock code.

    I stand here, faithfully, ready to serve Codex diligently. May God have mercy on my soul.
     
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  3. zerotol Arcane Patron

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    Never read more bullshit in my life.

    Ignore this fool.

    Clearly he must upgrade his pc to the latest octocore.
     
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  4. tuluse Prestigious Gentleman Arcane

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    This seems serious. If your browser won't install jquery it means you have a virus. I would get a copy of McAfee with the newest definitions and run a full scan. If that doesn't work you will have to reformat your computer.

    Also, Crispy is just pulling your leg man, don't listen to him.
     
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  5. FeelTheRads Arcane Patron

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    Or something would have been my guess. If that didn't work then I'm out of ideas.
     
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  6. Scruffy The janitor Patron

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    I'm curious about something here
    I opened this thread a little while ago, and I've been having intermittent problems with websites that use either flash or java (or both ofc), so that includes the codex. things get slow as shit and i get a "not-responding" firefox for about a minute or so, then it works again for a while, then it slows down again, etc...

    does this correspond to what DragoFireheart is experiencing?
     
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  7. racofer Thread Incliner

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    I recommend downloading the site for offline viewing.

    If you have Linux, wget comes pre-installed in most distros. However, if your version doesn't ship with wget installed, you could download it from your distro repository:

    Code:
    For Debian based distros:
    
      sudo apt-get install wget
    
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    For Redhat based distros:
    
      yum install wget
    
    Alternatively, you could download the source from the official website (http://ftp.gnu.org/gnu/wget/) and build it locally. Binaries are also available for Windows.

    Once you have wget up and running, issue the following command from your favorite shell environment:

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    wget --recursive --no-clobber --page-requisites --html-extension --convert-links --restrict-file-names=windows --domains www.rpgcodex.net --no-parent
    
    That's it. You may now browse the latest Codex content locally without javascript issues.
     
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  8. DragoFireheart all caps, rainbow colors, SOMETHING.

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    All of this is clearly bullshit. Now help me install jquery locally.
     
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  9. Crispy Don't get old. Undisputed Queen of Faggotry

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    Shark jumped, game over.

    I kind of knew you weren't this stupid.

    Edit: Or are you?
     
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  10. DragoFireheart all caps, rainbow colors, SOMETHING.

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    You underestimate my powers!
     
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  11. SuicideBunny (ノ ゜Д゜)ノ ︵ ┻━┻

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    crispy's gonna crispy.
     
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  12. Zorba the Hutt Arcane Weasel

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    Nice job as usual Crispy
     
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  13. Occasionally Fatal Prophet

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    Derp. You need jqueryui, not jquery. As a user, you only care about your experience, not all that bullshit on the backend.
     
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  14. Ed123 Arcane Patron

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    You URGENTLY need to upgrade your hardware. I would strongly recommend grabbing
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    and combining with

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    for maximum browsing performance. Once you're set up your codex experience will look less like this

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    and more like this

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  15. Morkar Left Guest

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    I wonder if that's his creditcard the girl in the front is holding...

    Wow, all this gaming business is getting ridiculous
     
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  16. Don Peste Arcane

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    Islam fixed it for me.
     
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  17. This. But keep in mind sometimes the program stalls or doesn't retrieve everything at once, and you'll have to run it several times. This issue is discussed in wget Bugzilla, but I can't find it now so you will have to search (or make an account and ask them for help).

    Hope that helps.
     
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  18. Ulminati Kamelåså! Patron

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    The lag is an illusion. Your body is just having problems experiencing the flow of time properly due to an excess of wheat in your diet. Contact HHR and ask him which herbal supplements you need to take to rectify this.
     
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  19. Taluntain Most Frabjous

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    Isn't anyone worried that Romero could choke to death if he got one of his hairs in the food?!
     
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  20. Awor Szurkrarz Arcane In My Safe Space

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    Yeah. Same here. Really hate that newfangled java stuff.
     
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  21. Scruffy The janitor Patron

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    for me what worked was tweaking the anti-virus to avoid it checking every single shit and a good ole registry cleaning, it works normally now.


    but twelve times world champion in what?
     
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  22. Humanity has risen! Arcane Patron Repressed Homosexual

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    Cashews of chaos lol
     
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  23. raw DEUS VULT Patron

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    I am afraid that won't be enough. You'll need

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  24. Servo Arcane

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    You have a sick sense of humor DU. Remind me not to fuck with you.
     
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