Skyrim gameplay stream impressions.

[d1r]

You guys are aware there is a 15+ part Let's Play up, right?

http://www.gameanyone.com/game/X360/12235.html

After watching about 4 hours or so it looks to be a better version of Oblivion, sprinkled with some Morro but the guy hasn't gotten that far in the main quest.

Also he hasn't really explored many towns other than the main ones. Some of the dungeons look really nice though.

cheers!

 

[bminorkey]

Much as I love our trademark Codexian high drama, sometimes I feel whenever a new RPG of the millennium comes out there should be a script that detects its name in threads and automatically transfers them into some sticky. Well, luckily these come about only once in a millenium, right?

Right?

 

[Black]

Good to know bethesda has improved their writing.

 

[msxyz]

Good to know bethesda has improved their writing.

Lizards, I mean, Argonians with womanly, juicy breasts are scary!

 

[Excidium]

I don't think scary is the word.

 

[Stereotypical Villain]

That... thing... looks like some yiffster from Deviant Art who has dressed up for a convention.

puke.jpg

haha_oh_wow.jpg

 

[MetalCraze]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ihbiaYxZaU

This stuff is pretty MAJESTIC in Oblivion, hopefully Skyrim will have it twice as MAJESTIC

 

[Erzherzog]

Dear lord the fucking lizards have tits.

Words escape me.

 

[Micmu]

lol, that's typical betshitsda for you, kids.
Cutting corners like there is no tomorrow while reducing the scope, too. They simply used the same body mesh for all female NPCs and strapped different textures on there.
Their next excrement will have female mesh for both male and female NPCs, too, just you watch.

 

[Erzherzog]

lol, that's typical betshitsda for you, kids.
Cutting corners like there is no tomorrow while reducing the scope, too. They simply used the same body mesh for all female NPCs and strapped different textures on there.
Their next excrement will have one mesh for both male and female NPCs, too, just you watch.

And yet the Codex will love it, because for once they can play a tranny protagonist.

 

[Genma:TheDestroyer]

Good to know bethesda has improved their writing.

Lizards, I mean, Argonians with womanly, juicy breasts are scary!

"I'm looking for an old guy..."


Oh Bethesda.

 

[Peter]

"So you fight the good fight with your shouts?"

"Hey, you're smarter than you look."

 

[Stereotypical Villain]

"This is ye old THREE DAWG! AOOOOOW! Broadcastin' live from the Wizard's Tower on the hill!

Don't believe the lies of the Imperials and their "emperor" John Henry Eden! They're not here to "save" you, they're here to bleed you dry!"

*queue "retro" TES soundtracks*

 

[CrazyLoon]

Since when do reptiles have mammary glands?

 

[Peter]

Since when do reptiles have mammary glands?

This isn't real life bro

Don't you know anything about TES lore?

 

[Jaesun]

"So you fight the good fight with your shouts?"

I just sprayed beer all over my monitor. Thanks. :D

 

[Bruticis]

"So you fight the good fight with your shouts?"

I just sprayed beer all over my monitor. Thanks. :D

Are you sure it was beer?

 

[Jaesun]

I'm not heterosexual Bruticis.

 

[Bruticis]

Right, very well aware of that. Hello, I've been here a long time...just lurking. Question still stands, maybe you were doing something else while reading this thread. It's important for me to establish the setting.

 

[CrazyLoon]

Don't you know anything about TES lore?

Of course not. It is too MAJESTIC for me to fathom. But really, reptile boobs are absolutely ridiculous and should only exist in some fan fiction, hentai porn or something like that.

 

[Jaesun]

Maybe they are just caving into their modding scene?

 

[sea]

I'm looking for my father. Middle-aged guy. Maybe you've seen him?

 

[Jaesun]

I'm looking for my Mother. Middle-aged woman, reptilian, tits. Maybe you've seen her?

 

[ZeniBot]

You know what, I feel like elderscrolls doesn't have enough boobs, they ought to do something similar to what Southpark did in the Heavy Metal episode and convert all the buildings, terrain and weapons into giant tits.

 

[Joe Krow]

I'm looking forward to this. I have two hopes:
1) level scaling is not as obvious
2) quest compass is optional

Ok three...
3) nix the teleportation

I also hope the game is more like Morrowind and less like Daggerfall.

Dare to dream.