So, anyone playing League of Legends?

[DakaSha]

have any of you experienced some fagtastic graphics glittches? I just had such a shit game where i couldnt see half the enemies attacks.. ive had the same with teemos shrooms not animating when hitting me and me not knowing why im losing health.
ive also had annies autoattack fireballs fly all over the screen lol

 

[Wulfstand]

Wooooooooooo, 10 minutes queue NE.

 

[Ulminati]

Wooooooooooo, 10 minutes queue NE.

Just logged in on W. No queue

 

[DakaSha]

been playing ranked and ive lost every game and have been failing so miserably. its like being level 1 all over again xD

 

[Jasede]

How/why are you losing? What's happening?
What is the number of your Normal wins & losses?

 

[Ulminati]

So I had a 1/14/1 ezreal on my team in ranked. the bastard actually began spamming polish and random kurwa in team chat. The decline has migrated west to haunt me :/

 

[DakaSha]

How/why are you losing? What's happening?
What is the number of your Normal wins & losses?

I just suck massively. Normal ratio is shit but to be honest it doesnt really count.. i play everybody in normal without any regard to whether im good with them or not (although ive been kinda doing that in ranked as well justv to test the waters)

 

[Ulminati]

So I've lost some games with morg today.

Every game I've out-farmed my lane opponent and taken his tower before mine was below half health. My KDA for the games were: 6/2/11, 10/3/8, 4/4/6, 8/0/11, 5/3/19. I didn't say a bad word until after our nexus was down. I kept tabs on baron/dragon, bought wards for my team and generally tried my hardest to keep them from suiciding.

It's the only thing I dislike about Morg. when your entire team consist of clueless retards, she can't carry them to an undeserved victory :/

200 ELO down since thursday.

 

[DakaSha]

Last 2 champs i got were Cho and Morgana and im extremely happy with both. Funny because they were both champs i had no interest in whatsoever.. but they are both fun and versatile as hell.

Im surprised at just how well cho can 2v1 and how awesome morgana seems to be in general.
Of course as above me just said... doesnt really matter when u have some faggot who gets a random champ at selection due to watching gay porn and then starts talking on the phone while his laning partner is getting gangraped.. then excuses it with 'having a real life'

 

[Ulminati]

Reign of the trolls continues.

Had a game where we were irelia/orianna/soraka/vayne and the last guy decides to pick karma instead of a jungler. Everyone had asked if poeple were Ok with their choice and noone spoke up before the last guy picks a goddamn random karma. Once the game starts he spams cyrilic gibberish in team chat. A russian, wonderful. The shit I switched to get away from. Needless to say, he then proceeds to towerdive a cho with karma repeatedly, gets himself killed, feeds top and loses us the game.

I take a 30-min break to cool off. Go back in game. This time I lock a morgana. We also get an akali and a jungle jarvan. Sadly, 4th and 5th pick begin talking moonspeak, the word "kurwa" featuring prominiently for about 30 secs, after which they both simultaneously lock ashe and vayne. Ashe decides she should mid, forcing irelia out of lane and down bot. Ashe goes 0/4 to brand, bot gets raped for lack of sustain., the polish scourge strikes again.

I take another break, grab a beer and queue up again. The polish-speaking guy who took vayne last game - against all odds - is on my team again. This time he's premade with some other dude which he informs us of before the two of them resume speaking moonspeak. This time they actually take a semi-useful kog/karma combination bot. But they still give a bunch of kills away to the enemy cait/janna and end up going afk at nexus after the first surrender vote fails.

I queue again, team captain is DC so it doesn't start. WE all have a good laugh about the other team first picking eve. After the matchmaker remakes, we end up with a guy on our team who second picks a revive/rally eve, locks her and informs us he is jungle. Fortunately, someone DC's again and the queue apparently breaks. Havne't been able to log in afterwards.

It would appear the communists are invading EUW to steal our cars and ruin our queue.

 

[CrimsonAngel]

Maybe that is why EUNE was not that bad tonight
Or maybe it is because i am playing Nasus with his 93% slow

his SS is pure LOVW!

 

[St. Toxic]

I just whacked a Nasus mercilessly an hour ago. Still playing Mundo, but it really is down what team you get settled with and not what char you pick whether or not you'll win/ do good. I might just as well be rolling dice as playing these random matches.

It would appear the communists are invading EUW to steal our cars and ruin our queue.

Time to put those nukes to good use.

 

[Ulminati]

Morg Es #1! So strong! Shield always up, never die!

HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

 

[Damned Registrations]

I wish there were a mode that had you 1v1 another player, but you both draft a team of 5 and bots fill in the other 8 slots. Would be more reliable than playing with randoms, without the retardedly broken non game that is 1v1.

 

[Ulminati]

You can play a custom game with bots, I guess.

Having bots play every champ would be a lot of work since they'd need to write a different AI for every champ to account for their abilities and how they work in a team. TBH I'd rather have riot spent that effort on Dominion, replays and spectator mode.

 

[Markman]

Hey blitz, can you tank?
Blitz , stop taking my cs
Take CV blitz plz

Fuck you motherfucking lame ass wannabe carrys, Im carrying this bitch.

Crit Blitz FTW

Oh, and Xin isnt bad either, getting a first blood early is a huuuuge advantage when it comes to XIn.

Im 1198 elo now, 178w-177l. Swear to god Im gonna have a losing streak now.

 

[DakaSha]

i seem to have capped out at around 800 ELO
Although i DO suck i have also been kinda fucking around a bit too much and regret it now.. jesus these fags are bad.. i dont mean play wise. just as humans. I automute eveyr game and just try to play serious now. if i can get to 1100 elo ill be happy

btw with morgana i actually have a decent win-loss record (i think). love that champ. nothing better then being ganked, shielding yourself, not taking any damage or being CC'ed, using ult, desecrate, snare, ult goes off, win

edit: lol nope. 4 win 5 loss with her. to be fair i just did start with her so i think i will get a positive record with her soon

 

[Stereotypical Villain]

I love it how all of you tits are easy-moding it with characters which were designed to be played by autistic retards who lacks the skills required to play the other characters.

But then again, everybody seems like a retard to me. Assburgers will do that to you.

 

[Jaedar]

Played some with Kennen yesterday. Really like him in the earlygame, but he is waaaaay to suicidal in the lategame for my tastes.

I want some of the 6300 IP champions I am interested in to become free(like Vayne). At least Karthus is free so I can try him out, his ultimate seems deliciously hilarious.

 

[Markman]

Use Hourglass with Kennen, with his steroid and flash its very hard to kill him when hes running around stunning everyone.

Oh, and lost game after that screenshot, started best ever with like 8-0 but the team was so fucking retarded. Its like people are not thinking at all on teamfights. But I did win after with Xin, still the same elo. 1200 here i come.

 

[Darth Roxor]

Allow me to mention here that Kassadin is awesome. So very, very awesome.

 

[Ulminati]

I love it how all of you tits are easy-moding it with characters which were designed to be played by autistic retards who lacks the skills required to play the other characters.

But then again, everybody seems like a retard to me. Assburgers will do that to you.

Well, go ahead and show us your ranked ELO and last games played then

 

[Jasede]

I won 10 games in a row, only to lose twice right after.

Both lost games were 5vs4. We were 5.

Ugh...

(Also Kassadin can go die in a fire; like Flash isn't broken enough he can Flash at will? WHAT?)

 

[Ulminati]

Stun him. Snare him. Silence him. Fear him. He's pretty squishy so lock him down and burst him.

 

[Phage]

Played some with Kennen yesterday. Really like him in the earlygame, but he is waaaaay to suicidal in the lategame for my tastes.

I want some of the 6300 IP champions I am interested in to become free(like Vayne). At least Karthus is free so I can try him out, his ultimate seems deliciously hilarious.

karthus is op lol