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So it's time I come clean here...

Discussion in 'General Gaming' started by Wyrmlord, Aug 25, 2011.

  1. CorpseZeb Learned

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    Yes, of course. Standards of quality is one thing, other is general idea. That is why, I “support” any porn-pro activity, in the hope of de-stone that christian “morality”, slaved human personality into flash, bodies, boobs. More porn, more freedom of thoughts. “Free Porn for everyone”. Erm... But actually, why not.
     
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  2. GarfunkeL Racism Expert

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    Playboy has always been known for the excellent articles it publishes, so that's a joke only ignorant people attempt to make.
     
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  3. sgc_meltdown Arcane

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    as the codex is a holy place and GRPG is its church it is only logical for Wyrmlord to confess his sins here, on sanctified ground
     
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  4. Ed123 Arcane Patron

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    Not sure if serious...

    Playboy articles certainly aspire to a certain level of sophistication, reeking as they do of conceit, but they're about as thoughtful and informative as an agony aunt column. They're a lot like Rolling Stone in that sense.
     
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  5. Crispy Don't get old. Undisputed Queen of Faggotry

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    What is this doing in GRPG? Wyrmlord, you stupid asshole, this is a new low.

    Retardo this shit...
     
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  6. Ed123 Arcane Patron

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    Crispy bro this cynical, hard-drinking, foul-mouthed, unshaved antihero schtick doesn't suit you. I liked you better when you were a kindly old grandfather who just happened to want to have sex with a pre-teen celebrity.

    Also, if nude mods aren't relevent to CRPGs I'm not sure what is!
     
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  7. Excidium P. banal

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    Well, if you never installed a nude mod then you never played a game with mod support.
     
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  8. sgc_meltdown Arcane

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    does choosing the historically accurate naked berserker option in europa barbarorum count

    I just wanted to give them their proper naked battle majesty

    is that so wrong







    IS THAT SO WRONG DAMMIT YOU BASTARDS
     
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  9. Andyman Messiah Mr. Ed-ucated

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    If there's a difference between the two (I doubt it) I'm sure Crispy is crisp enough to be both.
     
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  10. sgc_meltdown Arcane

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    the plot for max payne 3
     
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  11. Andyman Messiah Mr. Ed-ucated

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    :lol:

    Where the fuck do I place a preorder?!
     
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  12. Akasen Augur Patron

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    Bah, the only time I ever installed nude mods was with Oblivion. After installing the mods and playing for a while I swiftly chowed down on my keyboard and destroyed my hard drive because I somehow blinded myself to think that the mods would improve my roleplaying experience in Oblivion. Which it didn't.

    Nude mods are quite pointless to an extent. Sure they can add to a roleplaying experience but if you get them just so you can get eye candy, just look for eye candy. The Internet is alive BECAUSE of porn and as such stabbing the Internet will make it bleed pornography.
     
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  13. thesheeep Arcane Patron

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    Codex 2012 Serpent in the Staglands Dead State Divinity: Original Sin Torment: Tides of Numenera Codex USB, 2014 Shadorwun: Hong Kong Divinity: Original Sin 2 BattleTech Bubbles In Memoria A Beautifully Desolate Campaign Pillars of Eternity 2: Deadfire Pathfinder: Kingmaker Pathfinder: Kingmaker
    FTFY
     
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  14. sgc_meltdown Arcane

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    oh shut up you fucking casual

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbati ... 2C_and_sex

    :dance:
     
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  15. Ed123 Arcane Patron

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    FFS sgc_meltdown.
     
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  16. sgc_meltdown Arcane

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    You know, the codex needs a smiley like our parrot, except instead of a sassy bird it's Cthulhu doing the same thing.
     
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  17. DraQ Prestigious Gentleman Arcane

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    Better bodies has the side effect of making berserkers in Bloodmoon butt naked.
     
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  18. Phelot Arcane

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    HAHAHA Whole lot of dodgy comments and denial in here.
     
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  19. CorpseZeb Learned

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    Mr. Meltdown Sergeant, sir, is wearing a helmet doesn't stand against your desire to fully admire proper naked glory of barbaric men/women/animal? Being naked, after all, is a state of body without any... erm... helmets on.

    Ps. Btw, very old case - Dreamweb - Amiga version has a naked man in a assassination scene - PC version - man is wearing a black underwear... Even though, his "penis" was, what... maybe 2 pixels big. Taking about un-naked-mod...
     
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  20. DragoFireheart all caps, rainbow colors, SOMETHING.

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    I blame the religious idiots for forcing the super geeks to make such shitty nude mods.
     
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  21. sgc_meltdown Arcane

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    Lance corporal CorpseZeb! Are you insinuating that I'm a barbaric man? I'd have you know that my regal, civilised bearing exudes well beyond the confines of this perfectly attractive helmet! Give me fifteen laps around the parade square! In latex!
     
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  22. CorpseZeb Learned

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    Sir! Yes, sir!
     
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  23. oldschool Scholar

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    Thank God the Codex doesn't come with a nude mod.
     
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  24. JarlFrank I like Thief THIS much Patron

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    There's statues/figurines of bronze age Greek soldiers wearing helmet, breastplate and greaves but no tunic underneath or even just a skirt.

    They're wearing heavy armour on their upper body but their cock is still dangling around freely for all to see while they fight. This looks really quite ridiculous (at least to our modern sensibilities), like they dressed up for battle but forgot to take their pants :lol:
     
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  25. sgc_meltdown Arcane

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    Bro I wonder what kind of roleplaying games they would have made
     
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