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Clockwork Knight

Clockwork Knight

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Fucking Slof. I learned the hard way that Oblivion's Monster Mod includes her wild horses, who attack by trying to trample you...effectively guaranteeing you get several seconds of

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everytime they decide to fight you.
 
DraQ

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Clockwork Knight said:
Fucking Slof. I learned the hard way that Oblivion's Monster Mod includes her wild horses, who attack by trying to trample you...effectively guaranteeing you get several seconds of

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everytime they decide to fight you.
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Contrary to what your nick suggests, you don't seem to appreciate cockwork at all.
:troll:
 
CorpseZeb

CorpseZeb

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DraQ said:
Given that in the prehistoric cultures that started this whole civilization thing sex, hunting and wars were pretty much the only interesting things you could do and given how strong natural sexual drive is there is nothing particularily weird about humans being sex crazed maniacs. Now its when they try to be schizophrenic about that matter that problems start to appear.
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/Serious mode on/

Michel Foucault - "The History of Sexuality" (also available in polish language as well as many others I'm sure) - sadly not finished, but still a great lecture for those wondering why our "western" perception of sex is what it is.

/Serious mode off/

Eee... Gee. Now I'm shut up. Time to wear some latex and... eh... duty calls...
 
Sceptic

Sceptic

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Divinity: Original Sin
DraQ said:
As for everyone being bodybuilder original bodies are far worse offender here.
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Yeah but in original game you could always chalk it up to blocky low-poly models, whereas with BB they're... well, just badly done. Same reason why I don't mind Daggerfall/Battlespire nudity, whereas Morrowind/Oblivion-modded nudity is downright embarrassing.
 

Multi-headed Cow

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Black Bart Charley said:
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Glad to see my Dragon Age character still showing up once in a while. :salute:
Clockwork Knight said:
When you kill a guy and take his armor, you'll be greeted with a raging erection the size of your forearm (that's how you know a guy is going to Valhalla).
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You son of a bitch, this line almost made me do a spittake. :salute:
 
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