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Anime Steve: 一个人,没有狗。

Discussion in 'Codex Playground' started by RK47, Jan 19, 2014.

  1. RK47 collides like two planets pulled by gravity Patron

    RK47
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    Somewhere, Not in Singapore...
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    Lived a lone young man in a big city.

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    He's rather socially awkward -

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    And prefers to be alone.
    And lives a very simple life.

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    And worked a very shitty job.

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    But using the computer lets him forget all those things.

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    In between games he'd troll forums or browse the internet.

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    Whiling his Sunday away as the grind restarts on Monday...
    Sometimes he plays turn based games...

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    Shit that he takes seriously.

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    VERY seriously.

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    But man cannot live on games alone.

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    He needs food.

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    Much happiness.

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    So joyful.

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    Prosperous.

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    Sated, he returns to his obsession.

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    At times he'd figure out something new. A new move, a new strategy, things that seem... unimportant in reality, yet he clung on to them like it affected his very life.

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    It's the little achievements that he celebrates in life.
    Finally, Sunday is nearly over, and the grind sets in once more.

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    One more... for the road?

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    The unfinished meal goes into the rubbish chute...

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    A simple oral cleansing ritual that he trolled a forum by implying erotic fantasies of his younger sibling...
    And our hero finally goes to bed.

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    Monday awaits...
     
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  2. ERYFKRAD Barbarian Patron

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    Serpent in the Staglands Shadorwun: Hong Kong Pillars of Eternity 2: Deadfire
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  3. Lagole Gon Arcane Patron

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    BRB, need to do something with my life.
     
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  4. Azira Arcane Patron

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    Codex 2012
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  5. RK47 collides like two planets pulled by gravity Patron

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    Rise and shine, Steve.

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    Always turn on the PC immediately.

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    Looks like our troll post got a reply.

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    :troll:

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    Writing another reply before getting ready for work.

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    Ah, bills. Always a treat.

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    Breakfast first...

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    Then off to work I go.

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    That's how Mondays always started.
     
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  6. racofer Thread Incliner

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  7. Anabanana Augur

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    And I'm reading this on a Monday morning too. Perfection.
     
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  8. RK47 collides like two planets pulled by gravity Patron

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    Also, actual room size IRL
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  9. felipepepe Prestigious Gentleman Codex's Heretic Patron

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    My room is also that size, and with a very similar layout...
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  10. Berekän #11231 Patron

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    Living the dream!

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  11. LundB Mistakes were made.

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    Jesus RK, your room is the size of my closet. Even smaller than the room I had in the first year of uni, which was tiny.
     
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  12. RK47 collides like two planets pulled by gravity Patron

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    yes plz donate so rk can into 1st wrld living konditions
     
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  13. RK47 collides like two planets pulled by gravity Patron

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    Time passes slowly at work...
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    But instead of working hard, I decided to meet my co-workers.

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    My boss is Mr. Rafael Striker

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    I have a feeling his opinion of me will directly influence my pay raise in the future. We'll just have to see if he has a likable personality or not.

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    Oh boy. A woman!

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    Wow, she's kinda hot. I wonder if she's single?
    Oh another reason why I hate work is because...

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    People are problem.
    And finally, it's over.

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    I finally have some dollars to spend. $159 for a first day's work? Not bad.
    Let's find some evil use for these cash...

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    Why the hell not? Fuck Kickstarter RPGs, let's donate to dating sims.
    But first, let's have a nice dinner at a nearby restaurant.

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    GODDAMN CHINK! GO BACK TO MAINLAND YOU USELESS PIECE OF MEAT!

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    HA! I made $200 bucks out of that! Suck it!
    That's all for the dinner today, time to step out and head ho-

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    Holy shit. Is that a horse?

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    It really is a horse! Wait till I tell the Codex about this!

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    It looks hungry....

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    Let's feed it!

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    There you go little buddy....
    By the time it finished the bottle I realized it's 9 PM - I'm probably gonna reach home so late now!
    Shit. Can't afford to miss out on a few hours on my 'puter!

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    Cya Mr. Horse.

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    Taking the train home...

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    There's the apartment.

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    Time to donate to that dating sim.

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    Mission accomplished.
    Hmm, I wonder if anyone replied to my troll post yet?

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    Awwwww....

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    That's it for tonight, I guess.

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  14. WhiteGuts Arcane

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    We want longer updates, goddamnit RK.:keepmymoney:
     
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  15. abnaxus Arcane Patron

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    This is not Agarest.
     
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  16. RK47 collides like two planets pulled by gravity Patron

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    Yeah, not everyone wakes up in the morning and thinks like that, but I'm Steve. I'm different.
    Woke up, checked RPGCodex and see if anyone fell for my trollpost.

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    :( Whatever. Gonna get ready for work.

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    What's that jingle in the lobby?

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    OH MAN ICE CREAM!

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    I'd like uh...

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    Morrowind Brown.

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    I pick up the morning paper after finishing my Cone of the Year.

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    After that pleasant encounter with a horse last night, I decided to adopt a pet.

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    But first, breakfast beckons...

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    Kawaii Burger, home of the Tsundere Beefburger and Loli Tiramisu with a nice topping of Rinkan Nuts.

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    Time to pick a dog or a cat...

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    This puppy looks perfect, he's well-behaved and likes swimming, which means bathing him would be easy.
    I'll pick him up later after work.

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    Work is spent socializing with that hot chick at the office. Hopefully I can ask her on a date. Ho ho ho.
    Finally, the day is over.

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    And I can pick up my dog.

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    Decided to rush home while the Pet Society process the application, they'll deliver the puppy tonight.

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    Mac n Cheese seems fine. Oh, it's the door bell...

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    He's here?

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    Awww, just look at you!

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    Steve will take good care of you...

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    Little fella looks hungry, I bought some toys, a bowl and filled it up with dog food.
    But he's too tired to eat and retires early to bed. Awwww.

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    Meanwhile, the Mac n Cheese is ready.

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    He looks so happy. Oh well time to check my troll post before heading to bed myself.

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    Awww, shucks. No reply yet!
    Whatever, bed time.

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  17. RK47 collides like two planets pulled by gravity Patron

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  18. RK47 collides like two planets pulled by gravity Patron

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    Lund's journal
    I awake in a strange place.
    But I have no complaints for a huge bowl of food is served next to my bed.
    A large rotund person sat next to a box making clacking noises as his multiheaded paws jam away at the clackety thingy.
    I assume he is my benefactor.

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    I later learned his name is Steve and he is preparing a simple meal for himself called 'breath and gem'

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    He dressed up and approach me, seemingly eager to communicate.

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    I understood that at my current state, I am no match for his physical mass.

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    I obey him, for now.
    I also decided to play along when he wave a dog biscuit in front of me.

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    Yeah, because I am eager to eat something from your dirty fat paws when I can simply gorge myself in a full bowl.

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    But maybe he really cares about me. He looked so pleased when he petted my head and cleaned the little traces of biscuits from my nose.

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    I knew it.

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    End of Lund's Journal.
    Man, that chat at water cooler is starting to work - I think I can consider Katrina a friend now!

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    And best of all! Mr. Randalf announces my promotion today!

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    I am so happy that I decided to try my luck tonight!

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    I reached my apartment to the delight of little Lundy who seems lonely.
    Poor guy.

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    I promise I'll spend more time with you on weekend, but not now...
    For now is time for~

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    Nervously, I dialed her number...

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    :yeah:

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  20. abnaxus Arcane Patron

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    Fuck that loser.
     
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  21. Johannes Arcane

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    Is this the real life, or is this just fantasy
     
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    K that's enough for tonite. Time for bed.

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    Morning comes...

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    Whoa, woke up late... only got 2 hours before....
    Better get some PC time before work!

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    And some much needed nutrition!

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    Was throwing out the trash when the car pool arrived...

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    Fuck, I haven't bathed...

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    Fuck it.

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    Made it to work just in time. :smug:

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    It seems pleasing my boss is gonna get harder. I might have to start sucking up on him or put more effort at my work.

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    This is hard, since the extended work hours is starting to take its toll on me.

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    I really can't wait to go home and retreat to my fortress of solitude, man.

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    Reached home, pay the bills...

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    Take a well deserved shower.

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    Feed the dog.

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    And feed myself. Too lazy to prepare mac n cheese, fuck it - Canned Soup will do.

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    Feeling slightly refreshed and having a few hours to burn, I decided to update my LP...

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    Another day, another doggone day wasted.

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  23. Smashing Axe Arcane Patron

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    Oh man, this is hilarious. God, moar.
     
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  24. dunno lah Arcane

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    Change the subtitle to "dog eats person".
     
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  25. RK47 collides like two planets pulled by gravity Patron

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    Dawn...
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    But not now...

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