The Codex are Terrorists

[Baphomet]

This thread and Cecil B. Demented give me an idea ...

 

[jiujitsu]

The problem is it's not 'your world'. The Codex doesn't own role-playing games, nor does it own FO.

I disagree, obviously. The gaming community buys the games which means we essentially fund them completely and then some. We play the games and develope a taste for them which allows for the chance of sure-thing sequels.

View the Codex as the Everyman of the gaming world. What we play is as much ours as it is the developers', publishers' and the rest of the gaming community's. We need them for entertainment and they need us to live their lives. We depend on eachother, but who is more important to the other?

 

[OccupatedVoid]

We send them teh 4nthr4X!!!1111one

 

[Jason]

I now declare that the brave Shit Games Liberation Front will join forces with the holy Arcanum Liberation Front in the name of the Almighty RPG Ummat al-Mu'minin. Durka Durka Timcain Jihad.

 

[Voss]

The problem is it's not 'your world'. The Codex doesn't own role-playing games, nor does it own FO.

I disagree, obviously. The gaming community buys the games which means we essentially fund them completely and then some. We play the games and develope a taste for them which allows for the chance of sure-thing sequels.

View the Codex as the Everyman of the gaming world. What we play is as much ours as it is the developers', publishers' and the rest of the gaming community's. We need them for entertainment and they need us to live their lives. We depend on eachother, but who is more important to the other?

This is sarcasm, right?

...

Please, let it be sarcasm...

'need'
*snerk*


And Spazmo- what happened to that mentally handicapped little fuck, anyway? Its been ages since I've seen any of his pathetic little rantings- always good for a giggle. Though jujitsu is obviously trying to compete in the realm of pure crazy.

 

[Shagnak]

How about the Arcanum Liberation Front or "ALF" for short? We could be like real terrorists with all sorts of different names for our various splinter groups.

I now declare that the brave Shit Games Liberation Front will join forces with the holy Arcanum Liberation Front in the name of the Almighty RPG Ummat al-Mu'minin. Durka Durka Timcain Jihad.

Just bless a copy of Wizards and Warriors with the holy sputum of Cardinal Bradley and throw it into the demesne of the evil Bethesda-ites.

Our Oomphaz Warrior-Monks and Ratling Assassins will cause great carnage in their efforts to retrieve (liberate!) the holy relic from Howard's corrupt minions, and we have a group of rather fetching Ninja-Faeries waiting in the wings to mop up afterwards (if you know what I mean wink wink).

Never let it be said that the SGLF sat by when a fellow chapter of RPG-nutters were in crisis.

Let our battle-cry be "Bradley bless the furry ones!!!".

OKay, maybe not.
Maybe we should partake in a vigorous campaign of surveys to find a decent battle-cry first.

 

[kris]

Just having come back from a trip in Turkey, Syria, Jordan and Egypt I am already on high alert for the anti-terror organisations. but since I live in sweden nothing will happen anyway.

If you want to know anything about suicide bombing training or anti-Israel campaigning I am your man. although I am unsure how the anti-Israel propaganda will help in fighting shit games.

 

[Data4]

Guys, guys, even though this is clearly in jest with tongues firmly planted in cheeks, some of this stuff is getting kinda scandalous.

Just be careful.

-D4

 

[Admiral Rimjob POOBUM]

Just having come back from a trip in Turkey, Syria, Jordan and Egypt I am already on high alert for the anti-terror organisations. but since I live in sweden nothing will happen anyway.

If you want to know anything about suicide bombing training or anti-Israel campaigning I am your man. although I am unsure how the anti-Israel propaganda will help in fighting shit games.

Question. How does the pay work for suicide bombers? Is it pay-per-hour or does it depend on how many bombings you do?

 

[Vault Dweller]

You get paid after the job is done. Honest.

 

[Twinfalls]

72 versions of Van Buren

 

[Saint_Proverbius]

You get paid after the job is done. Honest.

That's how Saddam did it.

 

[Spazmo]

And Spazmo- what happened to that mentally handicapped little fuck, anyway? Its been ages since I've seen any of his pathetic little rantings- always good for a giggle.

He PMed me one day asking how to set up Firefox, so I linked him a detailed set of instructions. He then decided he was too mature for the Codex and "Fallout Taliban"/"Don't go to RPG Codex they just send you gay porn when you disagree with them" was born.

 

[Vault Dweller]

He's an avid ESF poster these days:

http://www.elderscrolls.com/forums/inde ... 53720&st=0

If you have any opinion that strays from the cliquish rpgcodex people expect homosexual porn being spammed at you. The Codex is the least credible site to get any sort of CRPG news.

Nevar farget!!!

http://forums.obsidianent.com/index.php?showtopic=40821 (his Oblivion review)

he conversation system is a hybrid of the style used in Morrowind and in more traditional CRPGs such as Baldur's Gate and Knights of the Old Republic. With everyone being voiced the replies were succinct and to the point. A great improvement over Morrowind's system...

That is pretty much it. It is a solid enough title that imrpoves nearly all the weaknesses of Morrowind, and introduces a couple of new ones like that damn lock picking.

'nuff said.

http://www.elderscrolls.com/forums/inde ... 761&st=160

I don't mind simplified and streamlining, but Oblivion is really dumbed down in many aspects.

What happened to "it improves stuff, it really does" crap?

 

[whitemithrandir]

Visceris still posts on the Obsidian forums.

 

[jiujitsu]

Visceris still posts on the Obsidian forums.

I believe he goes by "Hades_One" or "Chaos_One."

 

[voodoo1man]

If you want to know anything about suicide bombing training or anti-Israel campaigning I am your man. although I am unsure how the anti-Israel propaganda will help in fighting shit games.

Everyone knows that making shitty games is a worldwide Jewish Zionist conspiracy. BETHESDA IS FUNDED BY THE JEWS!!! Not only did they kill some guy named Jebus, but they're also the ones responsible for Interplay's demise. That Chuck Cuervo guy is really a Jew in disguise. Did you ever read The Design Document of the Elders of Zion? Its all in there.

 

[kris]

Just having come back from a trip in Turkey, Syria, Jordan and Egypt I am already on high alert for the anti-terror organisations. but since I live in sweden nothing will happen anyway.

If you want to know anything about suicide bombing training or anti-Israel campaigning I am your man. although I am unsure how the anti-Israel propaganda will help in fighting shit games.

Question. How does the pay work for suicide bombers? Is it pay-per-hour or does it depend on how many bombings you do?

You have a payed education and get equipment for free, what more do you want? You are not just doing some work here, you are fullfilling a dream!

Otherwise, if you somehow manange to survive the final practical exam you will get a healthy sum of money if your lawyer is good.

If you want to know anything about suicide bombing training or anti-Israel campaigning I am your man. although I am unsure how the anti-Israel propaganda will help in fighting shit games.

Everyone knows that making shitty games is a worldwide Jewish Zionist conspiracy. BETHESDA IS FUNDED BY THE JEWS!!! Not only did they kill some guy named Jebus, but they're also the ones responsible for Interplay's demise. That Chuck Cuervo guy is really a Jew in disguise. Did you ever read The Design Document of the Elders of Zion? Its all in there.

This actually looks like some little things you could read on big boards in Syria.

 

[Blahblah Talks]

If we're all terrorists, does that mean we get to be tortured by Blackhart in a secret overseas prison? What if we say, "Please"?