Crispy™ The Crispy Problem And Solution

[TheImplodingVoice]

As well all know Crispy has been the cause for a lot of controversy on this forum. From trolling the shoutbox with bullshit and outright victimising numerous amounts of prestigious posters here on codex. And he also completely embarrassed himself with his knowledge of gaming laptops. And to be quite honest, it's common knowledge that gaming laptops are for fags and pedophiles. But there is a solution, and might I add that it is quite a simple solution. Make Darth Roxor a mod and get rid of Crispy. Codex can only benefit from it. Below I will show why Crispy should not be a mod.

• It is well known that recently Crispy has purchased a Sports Utility Vehicle. Recently there have been two separate incidences of hit-and-runs by unidentified SUVs in his area. Is RPG Codex moderator Crispy to blame? Can we as members of this forum afford that chance? Can your children and possible future codex members? Vote for candidate Darth Roxor, a mod candidate who has never committed vehicular homicide!

• Crispy has never publicly stated his opinion on pedophilia. Is it because he's hiding something? Would you want a possible pedophile as a moderator on this forum? Would you trust your children's future to someone like that? Vote for candidate Darth Roxor, who is committed to banning pedophiles!

• Jenkem Recently created a thread about how codex suffers because of Crispy being terrible moderator. But Crispy had previously said he was against over-moderating and would rather just be as shit as he currently is as a mod. Wouldn't this make Crispy a hypocrite? Would you want a hypocrite as as a moderator? Would you want your children and current forum members to become hypocrites? Vote for candidate Darth Roxor! A moderator candidate not accused of being a murderous pedophile!

The above clearly shows why Darth Roxor should become a moderator and why Crispy should not be a mod.

 

[Ol' Willy]

Poll is invalid as it lacks the option "OP is a fag". And OP is a fag indeed.

 

[Darth Roxor]

if I were mod, I'd make the results of this poll public because non-public polls are gay and serve to conceal convicted pedophiles

 

[TheImplodingVoice]

if I were mod, I'd make the results of this poll public because non-public polls are gay and serve to conceal convicted pedophiles

Mistake on my part. Will see if I can change it

 

[Kruno]

If I were voted in as Codex President I would make everyone a Cylon!

 

[good fucking shit happen]

If I were voted in as Codex President I would make everyone a Cylon!

But there are only like five models.

 

[Semiurge]

Where's the option "Turn undead" ?

 

[mondblut]

Couldn't care less about Crispy, but as long as scrottum is collateral damage, sign me in.

 

[oldmanpaco]

I support any candidate who will Free Jim Profit!

 

[Taka-Haradin puolipeikko]

I thought this would've been a thread about food.

 

[Semiurge]

I thought this would've been a thread about food.

There is no crispy problem in the food sphere.

 

[Kev Inkline]

I thought this would've been a thread about food.

 

[Kalin]

BAN CRISPY

BEHEAD INFINITRON

JUSTICE FOR ROBERT!!!

 

[Whiny-Butthurt-Liberal]

Darth Roxor is a worse faggot than even Crispy. This thread is gay and OP is a fag.

The real problem is Scruffy. Demote him before he turns the codex into reddit.

 

[Kruno]

Darth Roxor is a worse faggot than even Crispy. This thread is gay and OP is a fag.

The real problem is Scruffy. Demote him before he turns the codex into reddit.

i love scruffy