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The dog in DA

Heresiarch

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What names do you guys name it? So far in the Codex I've heard people naming the dog Skyway and BLOBERT. I bet there are kingcomrades as well. And I think Cleve Barkmore also fits it perfectly, though I prefer to have a mentally healthy companion rather than someone who constantly barks "BANAL BORING SHIT" or "put random sentences all in capitals here".

Also, anyone find the "clean up the gory mess" option with the dog way too suggestive? I mean when you take off the clothes and go to fight, there will be blood on your breast and lower body. And then you let your dog clean them up. With its tongue. I remember there's a practise of sex in which you smear your companion with mango or cream or something and lick him/her clean. Man, I'm getting hard. Bestiality is gud.

The ironic part is, the dog doesn't seem to have a dick. And IIRC, even female dogs have something stuck out in their lower body. Then what sex is this dog?

Last but not the least, why is the female underpant concaved? Is that the shape of a pussy? Horrible!
 

Dolar

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I named mine Heresiarch. He asks a lot of stupid questions, and is very pervy.
 

Multi-headed Cow

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I would imagine all kind of characters, though maybe the origin of the dog-getting is different. My dwarf noble can save the dog at Ostagar and it'll find him and join the party. Is it different for you?
 

Jaesun

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Heresiarch said:
Is the dog joinable for all kind of characters? Or just the rogue?

You get the dog right away as a human Nobel. Otherwise you get it later.

My dogs name is Codex. :D
 

Multi-headed Cow

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Dogmeat just brought me a pair of dirty pantaloons he dug up.

"These pantaloons, crusted with soil, were probably buried for years before the mabari dug them up. On closer inspection, it appears they were once either gold or silver in color" :incline:
 
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Moo?
"BROS, WHAT IS THIS SHIT?! KIBBLES AND BITS?! KIBBLES AND BITS ARE FOR FAGGOTS AND WOLVES WHO CHASE THEIR TAILS!"
 

GarfunkeL

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Multi-headed Cow said:
"These pantaloons, crusted with soil, were probably buried for years before the mabari dug them up. On closer inspection, it appears they were once either gold or silver in color" :incline:

Well, at least they know how make an easter egg.
 

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