The Ellen Page Escort Simulator by Uncharted devs

[abnaxus]

 

[evdk]

excellent cover based shooters.

Yeah, those are not words that belong together.

 

[Zed]

"defining game of this generation" indeed...

:doritoshat:
"defining game of this generation" is a console exclusive that most serious gamers won't even have access to. whooeee.

 

[RPGMaster]

Ellen Page is indeed an excellent actress but working with Quantic Dream makes me question her judgement. I hope she got paid a lot of money for it and did it during the lunch hours for something worthwhile.

 

[Horus]

He probably means generation born this year.

 

[cvv]

Hmm,i didn't knew you were a loli.Just google sex bomb to understand what it means.

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/sex_bomb

What thaa?

 

[Black]

http://www.gamespot.com/the-last-of-us/reviews/the-last-of-us-review-6409197/?page=2

Man, these comments.

Read those here http://www.polygon.com/game/the-last-of-us/3040

Plebeians aren't happy when someone doesn't jerk off to their quality AAA products.

 

[Fat Dragon]

Sony fanboys. Horrible creatures.

 

[Horus]

There are fanboys that aren't horrible?

 

[Fat Dragon]

There are fanboys that aren't horrible?

No, but Sony's are definitely the worst of the bunch and the loudest.

 

[cvv]

There are fanboys that aren't horrible?

No, but Sony's are definitely the worst of the bunch and the loudest.

No. Blizztards are by far the most retarded AND the loudest.
Although they did shut up a bit after the D3 fiasco.

 

[Horus]

Bioware's fangirls are worse.

 

[Black]

There are fanboys that aren't horrible?

No, but Sony's are definitely the worst of the bunch and the loudest.

Sonyfags are the worst console faggots ever conceived. Nintendo and xboxfags (if they still exist) don't got shit on sonyfags, their sheer ignorance and drone mentality. Console plebeians are bad by default but being a drone of a dying company that managed to fuck you over with a piece of shit for 499 bucks must've really gotten into their empty heads.

 

[grdja]

Can they make up their mind? Is BS:I "Citizen Kane moment" or this thing? From all the jizzing I guess game is essentially another interactive movie like Heavy Rain.

 

[Malpercio]

There are fanboys that aren't horrible?

No, but Sony's are definitely the worst of the bunch and the loudest.

Someone hasn't meet Zelda fanboys.

I mean

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EightPointEight

 

[Borelli]

This game looks better than the OTHER Ellen Page simulator due to the fact that it has actual gameplay with shooting and stuff (not that hard to do seeing as the other one has zero gameplay). Might be an OK game.
But SERIOUSLY, pretty please with sugar on top just STOP using Citizen Kane to describe every AAA+ game you like, it is getting downright pretentious.

Who the fuck is Geoff Keighley? *googles* HOLY SHIT IT'S THE DORITO MAN, i ain't taking his gaming opinion for SHIT.

 

[anus_pounder]

Well I just tried out my review copy.

Cinematic? Yes. So fucking what?
Anyway, I didn't play much yet, so I can only say a few words about the gameplay: shooter, with stealth and survivor elements. Meaning you have very little ammo, so most of the time you have to avoid combat, stealth around or try melee stuff.

This game (and topic)

Also. Hey Metro, J_C likes a game. What do you have to say about this?

 

[Fat Dragon]

Most of these "journalists" namedropping Citizen Kane don't even seem to understand why that movie is so important to it's medium and why it sounds so ridiculous being placed next to some cinematic zombie shooter.

Also, Vertigo recently replaced CK as the critics' so-called "best movie ever", so expect the next big AAA game to called gaming's Vertigo moment

 

[Horus]

Hey,i was gonna watch that tomorrow.

 

[Crooked Bee]

Every new AAA game is new Citizen Kane moment.

 

[cvv]

Every new AAA game is new Citizen Kane moment.

And it's been going on since Donkey Kong.

http://www.gamesradar.com/the-citizen-kanes-of-videogames/?page=3

 

[Horus]

Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic

Pioneered:Semi-open-ended Western RPGs disguised as fully 3D quasi-action games.
Influenced:Mass Effect, InFamous, Fable, Fallout 3, nearly every post-2003 game to feature game-altering moral choices.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[RPGMaster]

If only the press and audiences turned their back on these games like they did with Kane when it was released.

 

[Metro]

Okay, that 'GAMING'S CITIZEN KANE MOMENT' with the five stars desperately needs to be a new emote.

Well I just tried out my review copy.

Feel free to call it GAMING'S BATTLE FIELD EARTH MOMENT

 

[Fat Dragon]

So what movie do you guys think Cleve's Grimoire will be compared to?