The Ellen Page Escort Simulator by Uncharted devs

[Horus]

Zardoz?

 

[Metro]

My Left Foot

 

[Dexter]

lol

 

[Metro]

 

[evdk]

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I want the Mushroom Zombie Apocalypse to come right now.

 

[Zed]

BUY THESE CHEAT-CODES FOR 30 DOOLARS OH MA GARD IT IS AMAZING VALUE WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? GOTY 10/10 EVERYWHERE DO NOT MISS OUT ON THE ENHANCED MODE MAKING THE GAME EFFORTLESS TO PLAY - THE WAY IT WAS MEANT TO BE PLAYED. IT IS EXCLUSIVE DLC FOR A GAME EXCLUSIVELY ON PS3 - YOU CANNOT GET MORE EXCLUSIVE . ACT NOW AND WE WILL SEND YOU A VIDEO SPOILING THE ENDING.

 

[Nadosh]

God I can't get over how retarded that kid looks... o_O

 

[Metro]

To be fair the Season Pass is not limited to those things -- that's just the stuff you get immediately. Not that season pass content is ever worth the laughable list prices they charge. Just AAA's way of charging $80+ for a game by cutting out content.

 

[pocahaunted]

Oh, look, it's Bioinf's replacement. Every month has gotta have its GOTY!

10/10 GOTY review flood has commenced.

 

[Borelli]

Holy shit, if only a single one of those sites gave the game 9/10 the resulting infamy would catapult them at the top (no such thing as a bad press yada yada).

 

[deuxhero]

I'm pretty sure actual film critics consider Citizen Kane to be an amazing TECHNICAL achievement, having created many now common and standard practices (such as the use of makeup to have the same actor play a character at different points in their life), not nessiciarily for actual film quality (I recall a few mentioning it had really awful pacing) anyways.

 

[Metro]

Gaming 'journalists' misusing Citizen Kane analogies?!?!! Impossible!

 

[J_C]

Well it seems that it is not a cover based shooter afterall. :D You cannot hug the wall and pop moles from there. All you can do is crouch down.

 

[AngryEddy]

Could they at least add color to the fucking 10/10 spam picture? Removing color from photographs doesn't make things better you marketing parasites.

I also don't like that the game got both 10 10/10's AND one 5 star review. What's better, 5 stars or 10/10?

 

[Ashery]

...This isn't an escort simulator...

The title promised escorts, damn it.

 

[FeelTheRads]

lol
http://abload.de/img/13704530900512fj28.jpg

Wait, now they're selling cheats?

 

[SCO]

but is it art?

lol
http://abload.de/img/13704530900512fj28.jpg

Wait, now they're selling cheats?

Undignified. They're selling difficulty settings.

 

[evdk]

Could they at least add color to the fucking 10/10 spam picture? Removing color from photographs doesn't make things better you marketing parasites.

I also don't like that the game got both 10 10/10's AND one 5 star review. What's better, 5 stars or 10/10?

Stars > Numbers. In fact 1 star equals 3 numbers, that's why the star verdict is in the center.

I still maintain it looks like a shop with all the 10s, all it needs is a dubstep soundtrack.

 

[Gerrard]

This is how I feel
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F21aifX0lZY

Also, is it me, or does every new PS3 game look worse than the last?

 

[SCO]

Morgoth, what is your opinion on this important issue?

 

[Malpercio]

...This isn't an escort simulator...

The title promised escorts, damn it.

I meant escort mission.

 

[Dexter]

Gaming 'journalists' misusing Citizen Kane analogies?!?!! Impossible!

Can we make a list of games that have been the "Citizen Kane moments of Gaming" for handy perusal?
Metroid Prime was one: http://www.ign.com/articles/2009/10/08/citizen-prime-is-metroid-prime-our-citizen-kane
Dynasty Warriors was one: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/vid...ynasty-Warriors-Is-The-Citizen-Kane-Of-Gaming
Journey was one: http://www.gamesradar.com/why-journey-one-greatest-games-ever-made/
Dear Esther was one: http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2...first-time-the-next-generation-of-game-design
Bioshock Infinite was one: http://www.gamestm.co.uk/reviews/bioshock-infinite-review/3/
Here's a list of 25 historic games that were apparently: http://www.gamesradar.com/the-citizen-kanes-of-videogames/
Also these games: http://www.wired.com/culture/lifestyle/news/2003/08/59964

David Cage's new game is predestined to be one: http://www.forbes.com/sites/johngau...rdware-and-create-the-citizen-kane-of-gaming/
The Last of Us is obviously one.

Anyone got more?

 

[A user named cat]

The Ellen Page simulator that should've been made:

 

[wergle]

Totally not rape guys amirite

 

[MaskedMan]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2336374/Review-The-Last-Us-PS3.html

best game ever cause its best plz buy