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The Elven question.

Discussion in 'General RPG Discussion' started by Neanderthal, Aug 9, 2019.

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Are you for:

  1. Humanity

    49.0%
  2. Elves

    31.4%
  3. Apathy is death (King Comrade)

    19.6%
  1. Tarantulos-Eduardo-Sanchez Arcane

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    The average Dwarf woman is unfuckable.

    The average Elf woman gets endless chad Human cock.
     
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  2. RaptorRex888 Learned

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    Your duty is to fuck the enemies men and kill their women.
     
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  3. skaraher Arbiter

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    They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are good people.
     
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  4. The Brazilian Slaughter Arcane

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    I'm more for creating a human-dark elf master race by fucking the evil out of their women.
     
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  5. Neanderthal Arcane

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    A timely reminder that Elf love is a sad delusion propogated by twiggy, poncey virgins who can't get any pussy of their own species. Fetishising and idealising this foul species who let us not forget were maggots born of Ymir's flesh, and spurning the species which they are a part of because it has rejected them.

    Humanity is the fairest, strongest, most ambitious and intelligent of all peoples and to lionise the other, while demonising ones own is a pathetic gambit by the truly unloved. The excuse of an individual addicted to beastiality.
     
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    I don't know what the elven question is, but the answer is kill all elves.
     
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    Elves are very good slaves, they work in effective way but very short, so we need to capture more and more elves.
    :mob:
     
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    Give me a big tittied, futa dark elf.
     
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    This is why i votd for Elves.
     
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  13. HeroMarine Irenaeus

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    This thread is interesting because I was just coming up with the concept of Elves would be for my PnP setting.
     
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    The only good elf is a dead elf.
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    and Viconia.
     
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  15. Jvegi Arcane

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    I'd fuck an elf.
    I wouldn't fuck a dwarf.

    I also like cycling and I suspect dwarfs make for very slow cyclists with their short legs. Annoying.
     
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  16. anvi Cipher Village Idiot

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    I am all about the Elves. Higher int for my casters, higher dex for my rogues, hotter elven ladies, and I would like to live in a forest. Humans are scum that have ruined their own lands, they won't ruin mine! But I don't really care what people pick, as long as it's not a fucking Dwarf. Greedy little stumpy bastards. Even with a huge str bonus, I couldn't stomach to ever be a dwarf. And why do they always have to be Scottish? Although the way Elves are portrayed is usually pretty horrible too, smug, arrogant, humorless, tree hugging puritans. But they are the lesser of evils.

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    Elves were never as annoying as the faggots who whine about them constantly.
     
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    PC RPG Website of the Year, 2015 Make the Codex Great Again! Grab the Codex by the pussy Divinity: Original Sin 2 A Beautifully Desolate Campaign Pillars of Eternity 2: Deadfire Pathfinder: Kingmaker
     
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    Elves on Norse mythology are smaller than humans, why on so many fantasy settings, they are taller?
     
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    Ask Tolkien.
     
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  21. Neanderthal Arcane

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    It is a given that Elves by their very nature are snide, ugly little things but if a man loves the Elf and disdains his own people, is he guilty of a worse crime than the Elf?

    The Elf after all is merely acting according to its monstrous nature, the man has chosen to ape the other in contradiction of his nature.

    An interesting question I'm sure you'd agree.
     
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    Kill it with a fireball.
     
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  25. Lawntoilet Arbiter Patron

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    Initially Tolkien's elves were small like classical elves, and he came up with a backstory that this was because they were "diminished" by the passing of their age and the ascendance of Man (which he still used as a theme in LotR), but they had initially been a proud and noble race of Ubermensch (like mankind prior to original sin and leaving Eden - the "diminishing" was also a theme reflecting his Christianity).
    However, in LotR, Tolkien decided to bring the passing-of-the-torch from Elf to Man into the forefront, and so he used his "undiminished" elves in the story, which is why they are tall and strong and wise (not twinkish and willowy like later depictions, either).
    Incidentally, Tolkien considered calling them Faeries until he learned that was slang for someone who had the big gay.
     
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