Reminds me of the B-movie "Elves" (starring Dan Hagerty AKA Grizzly Adams):
Humanity is a pest in all fantasy settings.
I wanna be an elf maiden
CorrectMeh,all of them are shit compared to glorious humans.
Incorrect:Still elfs are better than dwarfs
Well you didn't say you were including DARK elves, I already made an exception for Viconia!
Well you didn't say you were including DARK elves, I already made an exception for Viconia!
Well, when you put it THAT way...
1 And the Men of NĂşmenor abode in a great valley, and the people began to commit harlotry with the daughters of IlĂşvatar.
2 And they called the people unto the sacrifices of their gods; and the people did eat, and bowed down to their gods.
3 And the Men of NĂşmenor joined themselves unto the Elven noble of Eglador; and the anger of the LORD was kindled against the Men of NĂşmenor.
4 And the LORD said unto Moses: 'Take all the chiefs of the people, and hang them up unto the LORD in face of the sun, that the fierce anger of the LORD may turn away from the Men of NĂşmenor.'
5 And Moses said unto the judges of NĂşmenor: 'Slay ye every one his men that have joined themselves unto the Elves of Eglador.'
6 And, behold, one of the children of NĂşmenor came and brought unto his brethren a she-Elf in the sight of Moses, and in the sight of all the congregation of the children of Men, while they were weeping at the door of the tent of meeting.
7 And when Phinehas, the son of Eleazar, the son of Aaron the priest, saw it, he rose up from the midst of the congregation, and took a spear in his hand.
8 And he went after the man of NĂşmenor into the chamber, and thrust both of them through, the man of NĂşmenor, and the elf through her belly. So the plague was stayed from the children of NĂşmenor.
9 And those that died by the plague were twenty and four thousand.
10 And the LORD spoke unto Moses, saying:
11 'Phinehas, the son of Eleazar, the son of Aaron the priest, hath turned My wrath away from the children of NĂşmenor, in that he was very jealous for My sake among them, so that I consumed not the children of NĂşmenor in My jealousy.
12 Wherefore say: Behold, I give unto him My covenant of peace;
13 and it shall be unto him, and to his seed after him, the covenant of an everlasting priesthood; because he was jealous for his God, and made atonement for the children of NĂşmenor.'
16 And the LORD spoke unto Moses, saying:
17 'Harass the Elves, and smite them;
18 for they harass you, by their wiles wherewith they have beguiled you in the matter of Peor, and in the matter of Cozbi, the daughter of the prince of Midian, their sister, who was slain on the day of the plague in the matter of Peor.'
Wasn't Tolkien pro-Elfmixing? What with Aragorn+Arwen and all?1 And the Men of NĂşmenor abode in a great valley, and the people began to commit harlotry with the daughters of IlĂşvatar.
2 And they called the people unto the sacrifices of their gods; and the people did eat, and bowed down to their gods.
3 And the Men of NĂşmenor joined themselves unto the Elven noble of Eglador; and the anger of the LORD was kindled against the Men of NĂşmenor.
4 And the LORD said unto Moses: 'Take all the chiefs of the people, and hang them up unto the LORD in face of the sun, that the fierce anger of the LORD may turn away from the Men of NĂşmenor.'
5 And Moses said unto the judges of NĂşmenor: 'Slay ye every one his men that have joined themselves unto the Elves of Eglador.'
6 And, behold, one of the children of NĂşmenor came and brought unto his brethren a she-Elf in the sight of Moses, and in the sight of all the congregation of the children of Men, while they were weeping at the door of the tent of meeting.
7 And when Phinehas, the son of Eleazar, the son of Aaron the priest, saw it, he rose up from the midst of the congregation, and took a spear in his hand.
8 And he went after the man of NĂşmenor into the chamber, and thrust both of them through, the man of NĂşmenor, and the elf through her belly. So the plague was stayed from the children of NĂşmenor.
9 And those that died by the plague were twenty and four thousand.
10 And the LORD spoke unto Moses, saying:
11 'Phinehas, the son of Eleazar, the son of Aaron the priest, hath turned My wrath away from the children of NĂşmenor, in that he was very jealous for My sake among them, so that I consumed not the children of NĂşmenor in My jealousy.
12 Wherefore say: Behold, I give unto him My covenant of peace;
13 and it shall be unto him, and to his seed after him, the covenant of an everlasting priesthood; because he was jealous for his God, and made atonement for the children of NĂşmenor.'
16 And the LORD spoke unto Moses, saying:
17 'Harass the Elves, and smite them;
18 for they harass you, by their wiles wherewith they have beguiled you in the matter of Peor, and in the matter of Cozbi, the daughter of the prince of Midian, their sister, who was slain on the day of the plague in the matter of Peor.'
This is a lie, concocted by Elven interests at a later point.Wasn't Tolkien pro-Elfmixing? What with Aragorn+Arwen and all?
Good to know, I reckon.This is a lie, concocted by Elven interests at a later point.Wasn't Tolkien pro-Elfmixing? What with Aragorn+Arwen and all?
But he made the dwarfs represent the jews and their endless greed. They are not written in a good light in his books. Sadly the movies,even if good,did poor job of conveying the author's views and believes.This is a lie, concocted by Elven interests at a later point.Wasn't Tolkien pro-Elfmixing? What with Aragorn+Arwen and all?