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The Heavy Crown that Darkunderlord Wears

POOPERSCOOPER

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I signed into my 20 year old account at RPGcodex “Darkunderlord”, it’s like second nature and yet I hate it every time. So many slack jaw faggots (members post 2004) who don’t understand the burden I bare and the costs it has put on me. The depression is strong tonight but it has been getting stronger lately and I don’t know why anymore, the ketamine doesn’t do anything. I feel like there is a faint calling in the wind but I can’t make out the words. I’m one of the last stewards of Web 1.0 after Lowtax offed himself, perhaps I’m next. My train of thought it interrupted by the thumping on the ceiling and my mother screaming that I have a visitor.

I have no real life friends (not for the lack of trying) so I’m not sure if my mom is having one of her episodes or if it’s real. I come upstairs from the basement and see a young man who was young and decent looking. He introduces himself as a newly moved in neighbor and my mom told him I played computer role playing games in which excited the neighbor since he loves RPG’s too! He said his favorite RPGs were Fallout 3, Oblivion and Skyrim which I hated and I felt flush in the face and it felt weird. I had to go to the bathroom and I noticed how hard it was to pee because my dick was so hard, I couldn’t help but laugh. When I came back to the kitchen to hopefully get rid of my neighbor with his shitty RPG’s taste, my mom then asked if I wanted to show him my computer which now I felt obligated. I walked him down into my basement and showed him my computer and he promptly sat down and started downloading Fallout 3 and my raging boner came back and this time the neighbor noticed in which he firmly grasped my penis. At that moment I felt my depression and the Lowtax inducing suicide wash away and fill with a glowing warm light. We made love all night long and it was the best night of my life. I woke up in tears but not because of last night, it was because for 20 years I was playing the wrong games and it took until now to realize it.
 
Self-Ejected

Pink Eye

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I'm very into cock and ball torture
I knew it. Dark Under Lord is gay.
 
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Strap Yourselves In Codex Year of the Donut
Some quality prose ITT. OP, I suggest that you include a stable and at least one horse in the sequel - DU seems fond of that stuff and it might make the whole thing even more realistic.
 

Sir Crispy

Don't get old.
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Strap Yourselves In
POOPER, tell us how it felt when all those cocks were appearing on the screen at DAC after you and your idiot friends got BTFO'd by DU all those years ago.
 

POOPERSCOOPER

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Darkunderloard told me to bend the knee but after the flying cocks on the screen I'm beginning to think that maybe it wasn't to stop the war but for something else.
 

Sir Crispy

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Strap Yourselves In
Not a bad reply.
 

SlavemasterT

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Your latest work was well worth the wait, POOPERSCOOPER <3

My 2 year old managed to eat some cat food because I was distracted reading your wonderful prose, but it was worth it.
 

Gimp Mask

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thank you for sharing your brave story, I literally spilled my tears all over the keyboard, but they were the tears of joy and now flowers of loving-kindness are growing in between the keys. I will send you a picture once they bloom
 

POOPERSCOOPER

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thank you for sharing your brave story, I literally spilled my tears all over the keyboard, but they were the tears of joy and now flowers of loving-kindness are growing in between the keys. I will send you a picture once they bloom
I appreciate you Gimpmask! Mamma's Gang 4 lyfe.
 

Jason

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So many slack jaw faggots (members post 2004) who don’t understand the burden I bare and the costs it has put on me.

The funny thing is, most of us slack jawed faggots understand the difference between "bare" and "bear".
POOPER meant what he wrote because he bares his heart and soul and pain on his face like an MS13 tattoo.
 

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