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The most idiotic developer's profile

Discussion in 'News & Content Feedback' started by Vault Dweller, Jun 6, 2007.

  1. Vault Dweller Commissar, Red Star Studio Developer

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    Tags: Bethesda Softworks

    Since words failed me, I'll just post <a href=http://news.filefront.com/developer-spotlight-bethesda-softworks-llc/>the link</a> and the article:
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    <blockquote>It's easy to be critical about a game. Typing "THE GRAFIX SUKS" in all caps on a forum takes hardly any effort at all. What we sometimes do not realize is somewhere out there is a team of people that spent countless hours working to create those graphics. Even if the graphics are below average, an amazing amount of effort was put forth to produce them. I have had my hand in making games in the past, and I can be totally sympathetic to the challenges of the industry. But who are these mysterious developers? Where did they come from? What are they working on now? Those are the questions that I hope to answer.
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    Who are they? Bethesda Softworks, LLC
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    When were they founded? 1986
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    Where are they now? Rockville, Maryland
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    How do I know them? The Elder Scrolls Series, Fallout series
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    What are they working on? The Elder Scrolls V, Fallout 3
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    Anything else we should know? Bethesda is credited with the creation of the first physics-based sports simulation (Gridiron) in 1986. That title led to Bethesda's creation of the first John Madden Football game for Electronic Arts.</blockquote>Discuss.
     
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  2. Nicolai DUMBFUCK

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    You should be taking notes, VD. Stuff like this is what the developer database needs.
     
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  3. Ander Vinz Scholar

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    Fallout series? Filthy liars.
     
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  4. Amasius Augur

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    Yeah, game journalism at its best.
     
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  5. Bluebottle Erudite Patron

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    Dead State Wasteland 2
    That's the first I've heard. Did I miss an announcement?
     
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  6. Red Russian Scholar

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    Fixed.

    Fixed.
     
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  7. Edward_R_Murrow Prestigious Gentleman Arcane

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    Enough is enough! I've had it with this motherfucking bullshit from these motherfucking Bethesda-smegmalickers!
     
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  8. Rohit_N Prophet Patron

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    Serpent in the Staglands Project: Eternity Wasteland 2 Codex USB, 2014 Shadorwun: Hong Kong
    No, he just hopes it's being made.
     
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  9. Baphomet Scholar

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    This reminds me of those articles I would write for the elementary school newspaper. What is the librarian's favorite color?
     
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  10. SimpleComplexity Arbiter

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  11. JarlFrank I like Thief THIS much Patron

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    What the hell has that article to do with Bethesda, anyways?

    The graphics are the only thing in Oblivion which is good.

    Either it's [bad] sarcasm or absolute retardness.
     
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  12. Jasede Prestigious Gentleman Arcane Patron Sad Loser

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    Uahaahahahaahahahahaah.
    Bwahahaahahahahahaah.

    After a rather morose day, this cheered me up a lot.

    Thank you Codex!
     
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  13. Rat Keeng Liturgist

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    How do you spell it? B E T H E S D A

    Like it's important who developed the first couple of Fallouts anyway, it was like 20 years ago, grow up morans.
     
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  14. psycojester Arbiter

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    Personally i'm a bit more worried about your obsession with bondage and Ladonna.... Having you been sending people PM's by any chance?
     
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  15. JoeDirt Scholar

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    MYSTARY
     
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  16. Red Russian Scholar

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    No. And you can ask her too. I'm not a fucking sweety-fatty stalking people on the net. And besides, Ladonna's "Location" is the Dungeon, anyway.

    Not to mention Todd and Pete probably would enjoy this crap. I mean come on. Leather. Cocks. That's what Todd and Pete wants man!! That's what they do every night in a bath tub. I know I tape them through the window. Expect a video soon (No meatspin, please.).

    They both climb into a bath tub filled with lotsa money all dressed in leather. Then it starts:

    Todd: "I want turn based, daddy"

    Pete: "Now you've been a naughty boy. Daddy's gotta spank ya now."

    Todd: "Oh noes, please daddy. Be gentle!"

    Pete: "Hur hur hur" *SPANK*

    Todd: "AAAAAWWWWW!!!"

    Pete: "What did you want, hmmm"

    Todd: SNIFF "Re... real-time, daddy"

    Pete: "Exactly. Now hand me that dildo, would you?"

    Todd: "Wha... What for?"

    Pete: "What do you think I want it for."

    Todd: "You want to look for ideas in my ass again?"

    Pete: "Who's the designer, here?" *SPANK*

    Todd: "Aaaawwwww! You Daddy! YOU! PLEASE STOP!!" SNIFF

    Pete: "WRONG!" *SPANK* *SPANK*

    Todd: "AAAARGH! Wait! ME! I am, daddy!!!!" SNIFF

    Pete: "That's right. You are going to look into your OWN ass for ideas"

    Todd: "How do you want me to do that, daddy" Sniff

    Pete: "Shove it up your ass, pull it out and then see if you can see something new on the dildo"

    Todd: "Wha... What are you going to do"

    Pete: "Nothing. You are going to suck my cock"

    Todd: "Wh... Why?" Sniff

    Pete: "Shoving a dildo up your ass takes alot of work and one needs nurishment to be able to do it right."

    Todd: "Ooohhhhh, now I see. Kay, daddy"
     
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  17. psycojester Arbiter

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    dude.... you are aware you just wrote a pete/todd erotic fanfic aren't you?
     
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  18. Red Russian Scholar

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    Actually, it's a rough translation of one of the videos.

    That, or your'e right. Which means I'm infected with some virus and I need to be put out of my misery.

    EDIT: Considering that is sounds like a fanfic which was translated from one of the erotic videos, that would make the videos not too far from fanvids. Screw any Bethesda trailer. This is what the fans want!
     
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  19. aries202 Erudite

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    Yes, someone has been working hard on the graphics to make the game look good for our viewing pleasure. Sadly, Oblivion did not look that great, at least not to me. Way too much bloom & HDR, and don''t even get me started on soil erosion and the trees :roll:

    Irony aside, the correct balance between content and form needs to be struck, made or found as a cross between content without shape or form or form without any content at all. Both extremes are not that great, imo.
     
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  20. dunduks Liturgist

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    Maybe in pictars, but once you see the butchered animations and women with male skeletons it all goes sour.
    Why couldnt they outsource animation and/or model design is beyond my comprehension, they really need new and talanted animators.
     
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  21. Mr. Teatime Liturgist

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    This had BETTER be a special encounter in FO3. High luck or low luck, I'm not sure which one.
     
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