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The Slavic invasion

Dayyālu

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"Someone" was summoning a "Giant Miniature Spacehamster" to join this game. Sadly I was attached to it so I'd need to join in as well. Any objections?

Welcome to the Team NATO.

We're going all to die, my Kraut friend. Can't beat teh Slav.

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The Endless waves of Slavic Panzers, as summoned by the previous Pantokrator

But we're gonna try.
 

Eadee

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Oh right, we're called Krauts out here... Well in that case I'll call the Slavs "Unkraut" then. It sounds like to non-kraut but means "weed" in the sense of unappreciated plants you want to get rid of.

So lets face the Unkrauts together! Get the crop duster ready!
 

Dayyālu

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Team NATO choose the Vampiric Germans. LA Ulm for first pick!

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I wield greater powers than you can possibly understand

Your pick, degenerates.
 

Isiloon

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Alright I updated first page.

Team comrade picks ....

Mictlan, the brave men from the Aztec-influenced south American something something jungles, who will destroy capitalist bourgeois faggots

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Isiloon

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The Italian communists take over the Roman inspired nation of Pythium - I think you guys should pick Man since they are the Uk right, this is pre Brexit.
 

KoolNoodles

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The Italian communists take over the Roman inspired nation of Pythium - I think you guys should pick Man since they are the Uk right, this is pre Brexit.

Yeah, we probably will...I mean, what is left that isn't terrible?
 

Dayyālu

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The Italian communists take over the Roman inspired nation of Pythium - I think you guys should pick Man since they are the Uk right, this is pre Brexit.

NATO and the EU are rather different beasts.

Well, we take Man, it's rather obvious!

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Catposting
 

mondblut

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Whoa, something happens?

Wait, how did I end up among the vatniks anyway? :negative: I wanted to be a honorary aryan!
 

mondblut

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Well, I am not called General Vlasov for no reason :smug:

So, do I need to pick a nation or what? LA it is?
 

Dayyālu

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Well, I am not called General Vlasov for no reason

:lol:

Can't believe I am the only one who got that.

At least it's not Kaminski, that one was a true race traitor.

Plus this one is on racial basis, I get to be in Team NATO despite being a commie thanks to muh Dinaric heritage.

You don't pick a nation: we already did. Team Soviet has:

Bogarus
Mictlan
TC
Pythium ( :lol::lol:)

While Team NATO has:

Ulm
Marignon
Man
Jomon

Enjoy. I know I will :smug:.
 

KoolNoodles

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Hey, Overlord. Are we doing Thrones? Also what's the exact rules on peace? No directly attacking an enemy province, but presumably "mistakes" will happen, and we can assassinate and do rituals and stuff right?
 

Dayyālu

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Is there any estimation when the actual game will start?

Isiloon is making up excuses like "real life" "job" "jewish conspiracy to kill/enslave all gentiles" to postpone this thing. It seems that it's up to poor old me to start this thing.

After he gives me the password.

So, first of all, a vote:

1) Cold War rules: Are assassins/rituals/spies/ negative dominions kosher or not? A vote for each guy.

2) Expansion rules: do we assign to each player a fixed number of provinces or "whatever you take is what you get"? A vote for each guy.

3) Anything else you heretics can think of?
 

Commissar Draco

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At least it's not Kaminski, that one was a true bro.

Fixed :obviously:

Son of Pole and Geman womyn; hated Soviets so much he became SS General whose criminal manned brigade killed, raped and mayhened so many people during Warsaw uprising that it made even German nazis so disgusted they make him shot. So wannabe Westerner who got used and trown away by west like so many of Potatoes; You can't be race traitor when you are hardly a true Slav Comrade.
 

Dayyālu

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Son of Pole and Geman womyn; hated Soviets so much he became SS General whose criminal manned brigade killed, raped and mayhened so many people during Warsaw uprising that it made even German nazis so disgusted they make him shot. So wannabe Westerner who got used and trown away by west like so many of Potatoes; You can't be race traitor when you are hardly a true Slav Comrade.

As much as I agree with ya, let's put it to rest. I was wrong into even getting his name out.

Isiloon MY PASSWORD

Dreaad GET THE SLAV OUT OF THE HOUSE AND GIMME THE PASSWORD
 

Eadee

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As much as I despise this Demoncracy stuff, here are my votes:

1) Cold War Rules: I vote for assassins/rituals/spies/preaching to be allowed, except rituals that directly kill units or pop (fire no long range missiles during cold war).

2) Expansion: I vote for "Take what you can, give nothing back"

3) Other: I vote that everyone MUST send a commander to the Arena event if it happens and rename him beforehand either to a realworld politician, questionable celebrity or (not so realworld) superhero.

4) Beer has to be served in 1L glasses called "Maß"!
 

Zzz

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Well, if we're voting:

1) Cold War Rules: Same as Eadee, everything allowed except long range missiles.
2) Expansion: Take what you can get.
3) Nothing else I can think of. Eadee's rule about the arena sounds amusing, though.
 

Dreaad

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I agree with the above, except rituals, should only be possible if you cannot trace the owner, as in no hawk or werewolf spam. So if a ritual blasts a province but you don't know who cast it, I think that's fine.
 

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