The Witcher 3 Pre-Release Thread [GAME RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

[tuluse]

 

[DalekFlay]

I drive a Honda Civic because I'm a middle-class asshole in America and that's what you do. If someone told me a Lexus was better though I would cry about it and tell that person they offended me.

 

[made]

 

[Gerrard]

Guy seems functionally retarded.

 

[Corporate_Jew_Master]

You know it's a dark and bleak world when Potato has to pick up the ball for RPGs. Still, it seems nice. I'll try to reserve my judgement until more info comes out.

 

[Wirdschowerdn]

CDProjekt confirms: PC version of Witcher 3 will be better than Next-Gen console versions. http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2...-better-on-pc-than-next-gen-consoles-dev-says

Fuck me. This game looks good.

Day 1 purchase, I guess.

 

[Toffeli]

Unfortunately, like that EGlink says, CDProjekt RED EN is not an official CDP twitter account, just a fan translation.

 

[DalekFlay]

Why the fuck does it matter whose twitter it is or what console fanboys are pissy about it, of course the fucking thing will be best on PC. Even if it is a total console port it will still be better on PC due to the ability to have higher resolution, framerate and whatever else. A pure bare-bones console port like Darksiders is still best on PC. Everything is, unless it's glitched out and fucked like say Splinter Cell: Double Agent.

The whole "news" story is ridiculous.

 

[Infinitron]

Why the fuck does it matter whose twitter it is or what console fanboys are pissy about it, of course the fucking thing will be best on PC. Even if it is a total console port it will still be better on PC due to the ability to have higher resolution, framerate and whatever else. A pure bare-bones console port like Darksiders is still best on PC. Everything is, unless it's glitched out and fucked like say Splinter Cell: Double Agent.

The whole "news" story is ridiculous.

Like I said, the only news here is that there's a company with the balls to say that. Western publishers and developers are very afraid to say anything bad about consoles, even though they make much less money off of each console game sold.

 

[DalekFlay]

Like I said, the only news here is that there's a company with the balls to say that. Western publishers and developers are very afraid to say anything bad about consoles, even though they make much less money off of each console game sold.

Yeah I'm just ranting.

Still, news sites reporting it like "OMG COULD IT BE?" makes me eyes roll with heavy dexterity.

 

[Wirdschowerdn]

Consoles have a lobby, PCs don't. That's why it's cool from CDP to go out and encourage people to buy the PC version.

 

[KidBoogie]

I'll start:

http://www.youtubemultiplier.com/51114d122cd15-tw3-trailer-enhanced.php

my turn!

http://www.youtubemultiplier.com/511967975fc89-kid-boogie-mega-witcher-remix-fucker.php

 

[ohWOW]

http://www.youtubemultiplier.com/51196e1f90e40-witcher-3-quest-of-the-manwhore.php

fuck you, you're on my hunting ground

 

[Jick Magger]

MEANWHILE, IN THE BIOWARE SOCIAL NETWORK...

 

[BobtheTree]

 

[DalekFlay]

That place is gonna be gold leading up to DA3. Shit, it already is.

 

[Broseph]

Biofags never change. The Witcher's straight masculine awesomeness is one of the best things about it.

 

[Jick Magger]

The fact that they're unwilling to play it simply because Geralt is a pre-established heterosexual male character, and thus someone they cannot project their sexual fantasies on, always amuses the hell out of me. Bioware should just skip the middleman and start making fucking visual novels for these freaks.

Also had a picture with Biodrone 'recommendations' for improving the game which basically amounted to "Make Geralt gay".

 

[Broseph]

A Biofag's wet dream.

 

[Roguey]

Biofags never change. The Witcher's straight masculine awesomeness is one of the best things about it.

CD Projekt is never going to get the sales they want if they're going to alienate nearly half the population.

Cyberpunk might fix that though.

 

[RK47]

looking forward to this.

 

[Infinitron]

CD Projekt is never going to get the sales they want if they're going to alienate nearly half the population.

Half of what population? Of CRPG players?

 

[Roguey]

CD Projekt is never going to get the sales they want if they're going to alienate nearly half the population.

Half of what population? Of CRPG players?

http://www.theesa.com/facts/gameplayer.asp

• Forty-seven percent of all players are women, and women over 18 years of age are one of the industry's fastest growing demographics.

• Today, adult women represent a greater portion of the game-playing population (30 percent) than boys age 17 or younger (18 percent).

Note that the women pushed Skyrim ahead of Zelda when it came to the 18-34 demographic.

 

[RK47]

i had no idea. in that case, please make triss merigold rpg : the sorceress. and allow her to have fully removable armor.

 

[Infinitron]

CD Projekt is never going to get the sales they want if they're going to alienate nearly half the population.

Half of what population? Of CRPG players?

http://www.theesa.com/facts/gameplayer.asp

• Forty-seven percent of all players are women, and women over 18 years of age are one of the industry's fastest growing demographics.

• Today, adult women represent a greater portion of the game-playing population (30 percent) than boys age 17 or younger (18 percent).

Note that the women pushed Skyrim ahead of Zelda when it came to the 18-34 demographic.

I'm not sure how this chart tells us anything about women and Skyrim. All it says is that 58% of Skyrim players are in the 18-34 demographic.

Besides, these figures are probably all bullshit anyway because they don't include Steam.