this morning is full of lulz.
You are just brainwashed by bioware.[/QUOTE]
Romance ey?
Have you not read this very page, the posts above? How stupid are you really? Romance is a major part of life?
In what Disney movie? Is it that romance where you fall in love with a hot chick and then proclaim your love to her and then she is yours FOEVAH? and five minutes later she is squealing while being pounded by a hairy orangutang behind a shed?
Is it the romance where you treat the girl nicely and respectfully and she runs away from you? is it that ROMANCE when you meet the love of your life and she tells you how that other guy was a total jerk and you are so awesome and you will be happy foevah and then half a year later youre another guy who was a total jerk and she is another bitch you wont ever speak to again? Or the bitch youre looking for when youre driving a car hoping you will see her crossing the road? Or the one where she forces you to pay alimony for the rest of your life after she takes half of everything in divorce? Or the one where you come home drunk and angry because all the young chicks laugh at you and then you kick the living shit out of that bag?
Or is it the one where you kind of fall and stick your dick into another young sexy girl by accident every few days?
And then she starts calling you on the home phone and talking to your wife?
No, of course not. Thats not Romance!
Literature? Really? You mean that medium that is completely linear and unchangeable whatever you think about any part of it and that you can only read through?
Where romances are all shiny and happy? And you have none of it because youre not fucking reading about yourself.
Are you saying you dont want every NPC to be romancable? Then which one would it be? And why not that other one? Who chooses which one? You?
Why not me? How about we vote?
And what about gay people huh, HUH? Do you have anything against gay people HUH?
And whats going to be happening in these romances of yours? Are we just to express our undying love nd stare into each others eyes untill there is GAME OVER on the screen?
Any sub quests? Missions? C&C? Is she always going to agree with your choices in some quest? What if she threatens to leave you after you decide to slaughter some village?
Or steal, or chose the wrong haircut, or wear feminized clothes, or dont wear feminized clothes? Or have a beard? Or dont have it?
Am i not going to be able to leave that bitch and find my true love?
Because this one is obviously not it, man.
So who are you to force me to stay with this WOMAN and spend our lives in misery?
And children, what about the children!! DOES ANYONE THINK ABOUT THE CHILDRENN?!?!
Meaningful friendships, even feelings of affection, will be possible, but relationships of the flesh would be inconsistent with our narrative.
No in-game shagging is good news, but the biological desire to have children could actually fit into "why does one life matter" theme of the game.
dear lord... another immaculate conception