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Ol' Willy

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That's how I know her.
Meeting in the elevator:

MCA - Good morning! How ya doin'?

This cunt - [sweating] Hi, Chris (OH NO HE WANTS TO RAPE ME! RAPE, RAPE, RAPE! ASSRAPE IN THE BASEMENT OH NO) [spends next 30 minutes sitting in the john crying and eating]
 

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Man I can't imagine being Mitsoda right now.

They did him in, the guy who came up with the pitch, and replaced him with randos stitching up the corpse of his game. This on top of incompetents fucking up the gameplay. How many stabbings can a guy take?
 

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Is it legally enforcable to have a "don't be retarded on social media" clause in a contract? Or are we thoroughly fucked?

Even if they're not retarded on social media, they are still retarded outside of it and will pour their retardation into the game. If anything, social media let's you see just what you're dealing with ahead of time and gives you the chance to NOPE the fuck outta wasting your money and time.

Well, unless you're Jenkem . Sorry about your 60 bucks, bro. :negative:
 

Cael

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Looks like the game is right on schedule: crashing before it starts burning.

It's going to be a magnificent disaster.
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The Wall

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Is there single SJW writer who has ok writing skill? Not good, even less great, lol def. not future classic. Just merely ok. Meh. Competent SJW writer. Any?

I believe answer is: big, fat NO
Bonus question: How have these degenerate, anxiety ridden, incapable for life, literally retarded pronoun clowns grabbed entire Western political, scientific, financial and art elite by the balls? Me from only 5 years ago if time traveled to present would be: WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO WORLD????
 

The Wall

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Let's be real: why is this project handled in such retarded manner? When Paradox went full retard?!

Putting literally twitter nobodies with retarded personas, 0 gud writing credential in lead position on your first major AA RPG in order to replace original genius behind Bloodlines, as mentally fucked and cucked as he is, still good-great writer, is corporate dumbfuckery of 99th level. Corpos are supposed to have +2 intelligence
 

Ninjerk

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Let's be real: why is this project handled in such retarded manner? When Paradox went full retard?!

Putting literally twitter nobodies with retarded personas, 0 gud writing credential in lead position on your first major AA RPG in order to replace original genius behind Bloodlines, as mentally fucked and cucked as he is, still good-great writer, is corporate dumbfuckery of 99th level. Corpos are supposed to have +2 intelligence
Looks like there was a power struggle over game content, one side lost and now the victors are trying to save the patient lying dead on the operating table.
 

The Wall

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Looks like there was a power struggle over game content, one side lost and now the victors are trying to save the patient lying dead on the operating table
Sure, the battle report was in Mitsoda's farewell letter. Crushing defeat with no survivors for his faction. But my question to Paradox is: on planet Earth, there FUCKING GOTTA BE better writer then twitter nobody with zanny sense of humour, sudden and long lasting anxiety attacks and mysterious furrsona #5246. HR departments are cancer departments and Nurgle nests. I'm 100% sure all this BS in corporate world originates and spreads from there. Also at least couple gud old fashioned blowjobs must be involved
 

The Wall

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Maybe we are not the honest ones. How many gud classics, operas, theater plays etc. were published during Weimar Republic or Fall of Rome? Current culture simply won't allow any big profile incline, except by still non-cucked parts of World. Do you realise that for past 5 years there have been: ZERO gud.tm RPG studios from USA. Let me repeat their number: Z E R O

We need to treat this mass insanity with spilling of blood, letting bad blood out. Medieval Doctor Style
 

The Wall

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You know what? FUCK! I'll just say it! These retarded snowflakes need actual dictatorship.tm for them to actually be oppressed and improve their writing by going throu real life struggles. I'll be happy to foster for them that stimulating environment /endrant

Writing was ×3000 better during Cold War
 

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