The Brazilian Slaughter
Arcane
I was playing some Victoria 2 AHD those days, and HOLY FUCK, I can't play any Latin-American country anymore.
1836 Brazil is ridiculously fictional, there's no Cabanagem, no Sabinada, no Farrapos, Malê, NADA! Brazil gets a magical claim on Bolivia (despite there having 0.0 Brazilians living there in 1836, and the whole issue only happening during Rubber Boom), the Amazon is a totally okay place to march your doomstack around (lol) and all other countries are pathetic and fodder for your mighty army, your only worry really is getting attacked by European powers.
Tried Paraguay, ANOTHER magical fairyland country. Somehow has good relations with Argentina, the one country that refused to recognize its very existence and did everything to fuck over it and invade, and has strangely bad relations with Brazil, the one country that recognized its existence to fuck with Argentina.
Tried to play Haiti. You get ridiculous good relations with Kwanzania, the one country that HATED HATED HATED HAITI for all it stood for ("liberation of slaves? Black slave revolt? In MY Kwanza? FUCK THAT INVADE KILL MURDER RAPE!!" was the main Amerikwan stance on Haiti) and wanted to invade and raze Haiti to the ground and salt the ground. I had to wait, like, forty years to get one large-scale revolt, our Haiti was a hotbed of instability.
I'm not even touching super-tranqs Uruguay and Bolivia, the land of simultaneous three-country gangbang.
1836 Brazil is ridiculously fictional, there's no Cabanagem, no Sabinada, no Farrapos, Malê, NADA! Brazil gets a magical claim on Bolivia (despite there having 0.0 Brazilians living there in 1836, and the whole issue only happening during Rubber Boom), the Amazon is a totally okay place to march your doomstack around (lol) and all other countries are pathetic and fodder for your mighty army, your only worry really is getting attacked by European powers.
Tried Paraguay, ANOTHER magical fairyland country. Somehow has good relations with Argentina, the one country that refused to recognize its very existence and did everything to fuck over it and invade, and has strangely bad relations with Brazil, the one country that recognized its existence to fuck with Argentina.
Tried to play Haiti. You get ridiculous good relations with Kwanzania, the one country that HATED HATED HATED HAITI for all it stood for ("liberation of slaves? Black slave revolt? In MY Kwanza? FUCK THAT INVADE KILL MURDER RAPE!!" was the main Amerikwan stance on Haiti) and wanted to invade and raze Haiti to the ground and salt the ground. I had to wait, like, forty years to get one large-scale revolt, our Haiti was a hotbed of instability.
I'm not even touching super-tranqs Uruguay and Bolivia, the land of simultaneous three-country gangbang.