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Warhammer 40k: Armaggedon

Discussion in 'Codex Playground' started by Corporate_Jew_Master, Feb 4, 2015.

  1. Corporate_Jew_Master Arcane

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    In the grim darkness of the far future there is only war. The forces of the Emperor, although mighty and numbering in the untold billions are barely enough to stem the tide of ITZ and corruption.

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    Hive world Armageddon. Located 10.000 light years to the northeast of Holy Terra, it is the battleground for many of the most devastating conflicts in the Imperium of Man. Covered in ash wastes and with few habitable landmasses, it's people are forced to live in towering hive cities, their populations in the billions. Yet for all it's wretchedness it is one of the most vital industrial sectors in the Segmentum and for that reason it cannot be allowed to fall.


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    Armageddon is currently involved in a huge ITZ concerning a massive orc invasion, the second one in recent history but by far the larger of the two. The planetary forces are unprepared for this war and thus reinforcements are en route to assist. Among them number the 422nd Codexan Shitposters Mechanized Shitposters Infantry, led by Colonel Commissar Draco .



    [​IMG] : Sir, command has ordered the regiment to push the orks out of the fortifications to the south at once.

    [​IMG] : But we have barely just-nevermind, inform the major that the first companies on the ground are to make ready to march out at once.



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    The current battleground. Orders are to seize the yellow hexes.

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    Our forces. The 422nd has not finished disembarking yet thus the forces available are few.

    [​IMG] : We shall make do with faith in the Emperor.

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    Gretchin, otherwise known as Liberal-kin, are sighted. Heavy weapons teams are ordered to take up positions inside the abandoned factory and pin them down.

    To the south, all seems clear.

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    The gretchin are easily eliminated but Killa-Kan, anti-infantry, crudely fashioned ork mechs, are sighted. They are equipped with flamers. The Leman Russ' and Salamander companies engage them from a safe distance while the basilisks pound them.

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    [​IMG] : Rough riders have seized the objective sir, but ork bikes and more gretchin have been reported to the east.

    [​IMG] : Purge these abominations with the Emperor's holy promethium.




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    The flamers manage to destroy the gretchin to a man.

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    [​IMG] : SIR. WHAT DO WE DO?

    Massive ork reinforcements to the south. Our rough riders take some damage. The 422nd seize the trenches to the east.


    [​IMG] : Armor will reverse while firing and the basilisks will provide fire support. 2nd Flamer company and I shall take care of the rest. Have the salamanders remain close at hand.

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    An entire ork horde perished.

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    Flamers attempt to pin down the other shoota horde but take casualties of their own.

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    Bikes feel the Emprah's fureh.

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    Sentinel Company reports massive amount of orks defending the ridgeline.

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    Trukkz appear from the south as well and manage to pin the sentinels into place. The company is slaughtered completely.

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    [​IMG] : PULL BACK DAMMIT.


    [​IMG] : If you cannot serve in combat, then you will serve in Prosperland.

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    Led by the Colonel Commissar himself, the Guardsmen charge the orks and push them out of the building, with support from nearby units.

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    [​IMG] : WE CAN BARELY HOLD THEM.

    Large ork forces are attacking the strongpoint, supported by trukkz and Killa-Kan.

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    Forces are now able to maneuver eastwards and reinforce the guardsmen.

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    [​IMG] : Pull the men back to the trenches. We will reclaim the strongpoint after we have watered it with xeno blood.

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    Surrounded, with the Killa-Kan all but destroyed and trukkz gone, the orks will stand little chance now.

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    [​IMG] : Armor in position, lah.

    [​IMG] : Earthshakers on target, sir.

    [​IMG] : Begin the offensive.

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    The orks are butchered or forced to flee.

    [​IMG] : Now, about that ridge.

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    The 2nd Earthshaker company has managed to disembark and make it's way to the front. Time to break the ridgeline.

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    [​IMG] : Show these libruls how the :russia:deals with ITZ.:hero:


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    [​IMG] : Ork tanks, sah.

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    The flamers are decimated but imperial armor proves superior to nigger tech.

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    [​IMG] : FOR THE EMPEROR.

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  2. Darth Roxor Prestigious Gentleman Wielder of the Huegpenis

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    I instinctively tried to click on the 'ok' while scrolling down because i've been playing through this game again recently :negative:

    Very bleh game, I don't think it will even be too good as lp material.
     
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  3. omega21 Arcane

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    steady lah
     
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  4. MotherMachinae Arcane

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    Kriegs? Panic? Fear? Emotions? What is this?
    Carry on.
     
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  5. Darth Roxor Prestigious Gentleman Wielder of the Huegpenis

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  6. Corporate_Jew_Master Arcane

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    CHAPTER 2: ASS AND LEG


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    The orcs have begun a massive counter attack upon the hive itself. Our forces are to extricate themselves from the forts and assault the back of the Ork horde.

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    Adequate reinforcements have been made available. The regiment now fields 3 earthshaker companies, 1 of bombards and 3 of Leman Russ Executioners, equipped with Plasma Cannons.

    [​IMG] : Excellent. Time to unleash the Emperor's instruments upon His enemies. Forward.

    [​IMG] : Fire the dongs cannons lah.


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    Two orc units are immediately slaughtered and their tanks almost destroyed. The 422nd Mechanized cannot be denied.

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    An orc armored force tries to counterattack but achieves little.

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    [​IMG] : Squiggoth. By the Emprah!

    [​IMG] : Focus fire on that oversized librul.

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    [​IMG] : +3000 Munie


    Artillery really is the way to go. Reminds me of a similar game.

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    [​IMG] : Seize the xeno guns, brothers.

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    [​IMG] : By the Emprah, we've wo-SQUIGGOTH.

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    [​IMG] : S'okay lah, the dong's got it. *1 shoots the dawn of war 1 ork superunit*

    Bombard is the shit.

    [​IMG] : Forward men, push the xeno scum out.

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    Another strongpoint seized.

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    [​IMG] : We have secured the ridgeline, Sir, and-OH SHIT

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    [​IMG] : ITZ COMING


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    The Colonel-Commissar is savagely attacked by huge orc forces but manages to hold on to the strongpoint despite catastrophic losses and make the enemy pay.

    [​IMG] : This is like that thing Cleve was talking about, men! There is no way we could prevail against such odds. The Emperor will guide us to safety. Pull back.


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    More xeno forces appear. The Hive will soon fall.

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    Thankfully, the regiment has managed to extract itself with great success. Now we need to retreat across the bridge.

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    [​IMG] : Enemy spotted sah.

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    The Hive's defences fail. Machete rape now begins. ITZ.

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    [​IMG] : Destroy those xenos fast, men. Keep going forward, support will soon be there.

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    Orc vanguard has caught up to the imperials. The bombard takes fire.

    [​IMG] : Dammit lah, this isn't like Bloodbowl at all.


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    [​IMG] : Hon hon.


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    The regiment has successfully managed to excrement extricate itself and escape the Ork machete. The hive's population was not so lucky however.

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    [​IMG] : This librul of a governor is truly incompetent. Not only has he managed to lose all but one hive on the entire continent, his vox announcements only manage to undermine the men's resolve and make him look like an even bigger fool.

    [​IMG] : Sah, urgent report. Reinforcements that were meant for Hades Hive have crashed landed near our location. The Lord Governor himself has ordered the Codexan 422nd to retrieve them.

    [​IMG] : Bah, one disaster after another.
     
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  7. Darth Roxor Prestigious Gentleman Wielder of the Huegpenis

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  8. RK47 collides like two planets pulled by gravity Patron

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    Damn those hivers.
     
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  9. Commissar Draco Codexia Comrade Colonel Commissar Patron

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    Insert Title Here Strap Yourselves In Divinity: Original Sin Project: Eternity Torment: Tides of Numenera Wasteland 2 Divinity: Original Sin 2

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    Carry on Comrade Evriej for the Emperor and Codexia!
     
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  10. Corporate_Jew_Master Arcane

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    CHAPTER 3: THE WHITE GUARD

    [​IMG] : Incoming transmission Sir.

    [​IMG] : Patch it through.

    [​IMG] : ...is Captain Ire-...f the 144th White Guard...-skins approaching the cr...site, can any-...hear me?

    [​IMG] : Vox signal is weak but still detectable. We're gonna have to do some ground work. Codexans, forward. :hero:


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    We need to secure at least 2 crash sites. This being the 2nd to hardest difficulty level, anything more than that may end up giving us more than our meager forces can chew.

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    A small force led by the colonel commissar will secure the southern crash site while the larger force will attempt to rout the ork forces to the north and secure as many sites as possible.

    [​IMG] : Xeno forces sighted, commander.

    [​IMG] : Time to die liao.

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    [​IMG] : My men are in your debt, commander. My regiment may be lost, but the remaining White Guards will fight by your side.

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    [​IMG] : Hold fast, men.

    [​IMG] : LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THEM.

    [​IMG] : Your men looks suspiciously off-white, commander. I hope it's only the dirt under their skin.

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    The ork tanks were destroyed but our forces will hold this position rather than advance. Until the units in the north wrap up on their front, this flank will be too weak for an offensive.

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    The offensive is progressing smoothly.

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    [​IMG] : More greenskins, sir. They appear to be coming from both the south and the west.

    [​IMG] : There have been sightings of large negro Ork armored formations near the jungle. If they advance against us, we would have little chance to hold.

    [​IMG] : The Emperor provides us with what we need, not what we want. The front will not retreat unless under extreme circumstances.

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    [​IMG] : CHARGE.

    Flamers take care of the shellshocked survivors and the tanks are now able to continue to the north.

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    This appears to be the less well guarded part of the field.

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    [​IMG] : Lum Pah Pah Lan.

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    [​IMG] : Task force A reports that the north has been seized.

    [​IMG] : Excellent work. Order them to continue southwards.

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    Xeno forces tried to set up an ambush for the column but the salamander smoked them out.

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    [​IMG] : Wah Lan. Slitherine pls nerf.

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    Another crash site secured. The White Guard is mostly extracted by now.

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    [​IMG] : Thank you for rescuing my men, colonel-commissar. The KGB retard that crash-landed our ship will pay, that I swear.

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    [​IMG] : SIR! SIR! WHAT DO WE DO?

    [​IMG] : Hold the line, men of the Guard! Reinforc-

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    [​IMG] : ITZ CO- *static*

    [​IMG] : Curse these xenos. Pull back, now. We got what we came for. We will have our revenge later.

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    Captain Irenaeus and his men have been successfully rescued. But more troubling news await the 422nd.

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    [​IMG] : His incompetence is bordering on the heretical. Hive after hive lost to ITZ and he still refuses to step down from command.

    [​IMG] : Librulism is hell of a drug, sir.

    ---

    3 days later

    [​IMG] : Emperor's Mercy, thank you, Commander! Von Brady has finally seen sense and sent reinforcements. Why did it take so long?

    [​IMG] :...I have not been sent by Von Brady. We have been without orders for days.

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    [​IMG] : We shall hold the line or die standing, Captain. Order your men to dig in, the orcs have been massing inside the jungle for the better part of yesterday.
     
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  11. omega21 Arcane

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    "lan pah pah lan"

    "wah lan"

    10/10 singapork immersion
     
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  12. Corporate_Jew_Master Arcane

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  14. MotherMachinae Arcane

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    Did someone ordered some bump?
     
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  15. Azira Arcane Patron

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  16. omega21 Arcane

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    things that go bump in the night
     
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  17. Imperator Scholar

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    bump
     
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  18. Whitewolf Novice

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    Only in death does duty end :salute:.

    Bump.
     
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  19. Corporate_Jew_Master Arcane

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    goddammit, what's this, a bridge too far?

    fucking page 2 cmon nigger
     
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  20. Ulminati Kamelåså! Patron

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    that should do it
     
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