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Warhammer 40k: Armaggedon

Azira

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Modability? Extra maps? Anything planned? Multiplayer? Different races?
 
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CHAPTER 7: Red River.


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: This is Lieutenant Abnaxia of the-



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: A female officer? In the Emperor's own holy Guard?


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: Well, yes, you see-


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: What's that marking on your chest piece? Love-can-bloom...ah, it all makes sense now.


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Captain, put her men, or white knights or whatever they are on the frontline under suspicion of heresy. Through combat they shall prove their devotion to the Emperor.



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: With pleasure, sir. Can't be too careful with feminist heretics.


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: Lieutenant whats-that-on-your tags, you are in command now.


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: It's Hiver, sir. Of the 388th Balkan Mountaineers. Our regiment was nearly destroyed during the fighting in the Iron Library and the remains merged into the lieutenant's formation.


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: Give me a sitrep.


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: Your brigade arrived just in time, sir. We were barely able to man these positions, we are so few.


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: We have a smaller force fortified in the steelworks to the north and were planning to evacuate them. But there was hardly any time for that. I-


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: ORK COPTERS SIR. THE RIVER IS FILLED WITH THEM.



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: Keep the artillery on the bridges. Anti-aircraft guns are to remain close to the batteries at all times. Rest of you, to the entrenchments.


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: Northern sector reports that the horde has been sighted. ITZ STARTING, Sir.


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: TOE TO THE LINE, MEN. PUSH THE XENOS BACK.



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: BAYONETS OUT. CHARGE THE BIG ONES.



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: Mop up, lah.



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: Nerf ap pls.



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: So far, so good.



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: My men are close to being overrun in the north, sir.



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: We cannot spare the forces to relieve them, lieutenant. Through their deaths, they will redeem themselves in the eyes of the Emperor after their sin.



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: Sir, we are ready to launch the counter-attack.

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: Proceed.

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: Area clear, the xenos have been purged.


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: Is there no end to these creatures?


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: Dammit, sir. My men are being slaughtered. The north cannot be held. The orks will punch our hole through our line if this keeps up.


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: I see. It is time we pulled back across the bridges. Lieutenant Hiver.


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: Yes sir?

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: Your men will provide the rearguard.

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: That's a death-sentence and you know it.


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: Then so be it. You lived through the humiliation of your men being put under the command of a woman. I am offering you the chance to die like a man, in the Emperor's service.


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: Then go, sir. The blood of my men is on your hands.



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: Retreat by fire. Litter the ground with their dead.



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: Do you think he can hold them, sir?



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: He is no Frank von Jarl but we make do with the tools we have. The Emperor provides us with what we need, not what we want.



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: Ork tanks in the south.


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: Order Turtlebenis company to fire.


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: HOLD THE LINE. PIN THOSE XENOS DOWN.



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: We are getting no signals from Lieutenant Hiver's men, sir. They're gone.


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: I know.



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: Ork offensive sustained, colonel. Auspex reads no enemy concentrations near us. We've won.



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: Let us hope we get reinforced soon. Or we may end up like Hiver.






 

Dayyālu

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"The call to arms rings out across the dark void that is the galaxy. Its toll is answered by iron willed devotees who are themselves but humble servants of a greater power. Who amongst the teeming billions of Mankind has the strength to answer the call and march to war? Come forth you mighty warriors, gather under the bloodstained banners and grisly trophies of conquest! Join now the massed throng whose aim is to rid humanity of its blighted fate. To win famous victory on hellish otherworlds."

You know, I always thought that my appreciation of Warhammer lore was merely nostalgia. Yet, I'll admit that their writing, while always somewhat weak, has truly lost something in the last decade. And I always preferred that picture in black and white.

A pity that the game is broken and unsalvageable. I hoped for a new Rites of War, or at least a Final Liberation. Instead GW shows that it expects his Intellectual Property to create money simply through the brand, without any worthy content (see: Regicide). But that is the natural order of things, as creators are substituted by clueless followers and soulless money-grabbers.

Nice LP, and congratulations to Darth Roxor for his review. It was a good and informative reading.
 
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SEASON 2

EPISODE 1


Above Armageddon:

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: This is Chapter Master Cleveland Mark Blakemore of the Titanium Bones transmitting from the Battle Barge The Vault of Terra. I bring the newly constructed 844th Army and 6 Companies of the Titanium Bones with me. We will deep strike near Hades Hive close to the position of the 422nd Codexan and blitz through the rear of the Ork horde and into the Hive.


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: This is Colonel - Commissar Draco of the 422nd Mechanized. My regiment tried to hold the line east of Hive Death Mire but the xenos have an abundance of heavy armaments that we cannot match.


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: By all reports, your regiment fought against the Manboon valiantly. We shall see to it that the necessary equipment reaches you. Expect us at 17:00 Terran Central Time.


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: Today we answer tank helm with tank helm and gun with gun. Ride forth and let none survive His fury.





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: omega21 company, BenisBaneblade firing.

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: See you north of the river, commander.


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: Sunrider company, like Cadian Fried Chicken.


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: GLORY TO THE FIRST MAN TO DIE


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: Impressive. A man worthy of the Neanderthal Astartes Geneseed.


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: Smash the cursed xenos aside. Stop their tracks with your mangled corpses if you must.

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: I AM THE MAIL ABOUT HIS FIST, THE HAMMER IN HIS HAND. DIE, ALIEN.


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: SIR, SIR, SUPER HEAVY XENOS TANKS, THEY ARE COUNTERATTACKING.


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: THE EMPEROR PROTECTS. STAND YOUR GROUND AND DELIVER HIS JUDGEMENT.


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: Dammit liao, this shit is like Wargame: Subsector Escalation.

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: Is OK lah I got this


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: BANEBLADE. OUT OF YOUR METAL BOXES, SHOW THESE MANBOONS THAT THEY MESSED WITH THE WRONG RODEO CLOWNS.


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: NOW, BREAK THROUGH. FOR THE EMPEROR!


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: EVEN IN DEATH I LAUGH AT YOU SAPIENS.



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: This is Captain Ireneaus of the White Guard. Colonel, we have reached the bridge.



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: Excellent. We shall soon trap these vile aliens between our forces.


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: Good work, Colonel. We shall now join you to clear out the orks from the ruins to the north.



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EPISODE 2: BLOODY ROAD TO HADES HIVE


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: Auspex reads heavy concentration of Manboon forces massed all the way towards the Hive. Are your men ready, colonel-commissar?



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: We shall not disgrace the Emperor by failing this day. We shall bring down the gates with the bodies of our dead if need be.



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: GLORY TO THE FIRST MAN TO DIE. CLEANSE. PURGE.

KILL.




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: Battle Brothas, send the dreadnought through the breach.


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: Show senpai what we can do lahs



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: CLEANSE PURGE KILL CLEANSE PURGE KILL


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: By the Emperor, we have them. PUSH THROUGH.


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: ORK AA GUNS IN THE RUINS. THE FLYING HUSSARS ARE TAKING FIRE, WE ARE DROPPING LIKE POTATOES.


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: Pull all air assets back. Armored Company, settle the score.


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: My men have encountered a Squiggoth, Colonel. Requesting fire support on these coordinates.


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: We have pictcast reports from Hades Hive, commander.


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: Patch them through.





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:...-ssive ITZ has engulfed the Hive, with the number of dead in the millions. Commissar Yarrick and parts of the defending forces are making their stand at-


*BLAM*


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We are currently experiencing technical problems but the situation has stabilized so not much more to report. We return to Scrumball: Best-Of from the Subsector Leagues of M39.



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: Bah. Vox is down but they keep airing their popamole entertainment for all to see.





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: It's done. Place order for CFC.


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: Sir, the Titanium Bones are reporting that they have cleansed the town.


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: No time to rest, break through to the north.





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: Fug, sir, the xenos have nig'd our tanks.



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: The alien lurks behind every stone. And these are no common manboons either.


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: The Emperor gives us a chance to prove ourselves. Break the largest of the lot and put the rest to flight.





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: They nig tanks like they're bicycl-OH FUG


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: BATTLEFORTRESS. ORK BATTLEFORTRESS.


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: YOU CALL YOURSELVES CODEXANS? UP AND AT THEM.



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: DO I NEED TO DIE TO PROVE MY FAITH TO YOU? CHALLENGE THE BATTLEFORTRESS.



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: Never trust an Ork's aim.


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: BY THE EMPEROR. ANOTHER SQUIGGOTH. AND ARTILLERY. AND HEAVY GUNS.


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: FILTHY ALIENS, MEET YOUR MATCH.



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: NO FEAR. NO DOUBT. CLEAR THE AREA. QUICK AND FEARLESS.


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: FASTER, HARDER, MEANER. BETTER.



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: Oversized sapiens animal, you should have never left your melonhead cloning vat.






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: Impressive, commander. The only way the orks can stop you is if they block the bridges with their wreckage.


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: Then we shall make a new crossing with our dead.




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: FOR THE EMPEROR.





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: THE HIVE. WE ARE BREACHING THE HIVE. THE EMPEROR SMILES ON US.


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: REJOICE! FOR TODAY YOU DO THE EMPEROR'S WORK.



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: The outer ring is secured, the xenos are pulling back.



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: REGROUP AND REFORM. AS LONG AS ONE ALIEN DRAWS BREATH THERE CAN BE NO RESPITE.
 

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Insert Title Here Strap Yourselves In Divinity: Original Sin Project: Eternity Torment: Tides of Numenera Wasteland 2 Divinity: Original Sin 2
We will lead by Example! Ready to unleash Eleven Twelfth Barrels of Hell!

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Keep firing till they see the Our Barrels glow! All Guardsmen follow me to Glory!
 

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