We are all Kalin

[Tacgnol]

I convinced the mod team to remove the tags with my mastery over the arts of rhetoric. After an impassioned speech, they all agreed that the tags should be removed.

And a 3 month subscription to Star Stable.

 

[DarkUnderlord]

I convinced the mod team to remove the tags with my mastery over the arts of rhetoric. After an impassioned speech, they all agreed that the tags should be removed.

For clearly lying and thus dishonouring the tradition of mortal combat, I have re-instated your tags.

And the whole mod team clapped.

 

[Ontopoly]

I convinced the mod team to remove the tags with my mastery over the arts of rhetoric. After an impassioned speech, they all agreed that the tags should be removed.

For clearly lying and thus dishonouring the tradition of mortal combat, I have re-instated your tags.

And the whole mod team clapped.

Wait, please DarkUnderlord, It's clearly a joke. C'mon man. No one was going to believe it anyway. It was a harmless joke.

 

[DarkUnderlord]

Wait, please DarkUnderlord, It's clearly a joke. C'mon man. No one was going to believe it anyway. It was a harmless joke.

Unreal Tournament is sirius bizness and must be taken siriusly.

I will be willing to remove this punishment for a grovelling 250 word apology (exactly 250 words, not one word more or one word less). Apologise to Unreal Tournaments for your blasphemery.

 

[Ontopoly]

Dearest Unreal Tournament,

It is in my heart that I search for these words, words that reflect the deepest and most sincere feeling I have developed for you in the short three and a half hours we have spent together. Although I have not returned to you, despite the short distance I find myself from your sweet embrace at all times, the time we spent together was memorable and will always reside deeply in my heart. I write to you because I find myself in a position that, in good conscience, I cannot leave as is. Despite your ignorance of the goings-on of my time at the RPGCodex, I feel that I owe you complete honesty in this; although I fear the consequences your knowledge of the situation will bring. I, in no intent of malice, have besmirched your name through Selfishness and Tactlessness; character flaws I look to improve. I would like to assure you that despite this error on my part, this in no way reflects how I truly feel for you. I respect and love you; I lay these facts plainly at your feet so that my feeling for you be clear. I humbly beg for your forgiveness and should you accept, look forward to re-establishing our relationship. Ours is a relationship I hold dearly, and it would be a great loss to me if it came to an end.

No matter your decision in this, I will remember our time together fondly.

Your ardent admirer,
Ontopoly

 

[Kalin]

What a cuck!

 

[Maxie]

let kalin into shoutbox DarkUnderlord or rue the day
there wont be a kike to defend you when the rope comes

 

[Grauken]

What a cuck!

How's your shoutbox access these days?

 

[Kalin]

About as good as your 3.5% faggot beer.

 

[Grauken]

About as good as your 3.5% faggot beer.

Lol, I have both, you have neither you cuck

 

[Kalin]

About as good as your 3.5% faggot beer.

Lol, I have both, you have neither you cuck

 

[Grauken]

About as good as your 3.5% faggot beer.

Lol, I have both, you have neither you cuck

I don't talk retarded

 

[Semiurge]

About as good as your 3.5% faggot beer.

Lol, I have both, you have neither you cuck

I don't talk retarded

Neither will swetards soon when they have to start learning arabic.

 

[Kalin]

 

[The Jester]

 

[Semiurge]

Hope he has found himself a punk, prison nights can be lonely.

 

[Kalin]

Ah dindo nuffin:

 

[Kalin]

Breaking news! Recent polls never accounted for mail-in votes, 5000 votes just TURNED up and are all in favour of restoring my Shoutbox access. I am humbled and look forward to lead the Shoutbox to greater glory as its new Overseer. Respect the democratic process. God bless!

 

[Generic-Giant-Spider]

FREE KALIN.

honks car horn like an obnoxious retard

 

[Corvinus]

FREE KALIN!​