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Crispy™ What shit mobile games do you play while shitting on toilets?

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I only enjoy Carmageddon so far. Really nice port despite shitty touch controls.



Recommend me some mobile turds to play on toilets.
 

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Gaming on the toilet? Buddy, that's the only place I can get my reading done.

I've got a party brewin'. Bring me the Old Testament and another roll of TP.
 

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I go take a shit when I want to take a shit, I don't go to the toilet and wait there for the inspiration to come.
 

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mostly browsing the codex but sometimes playing a breakout clone
 

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Browsing this thread while shitting right now.

Short thread yet still I was done shitting before I was done reading & posting. What you need games for?
 

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I mostly read Twitter on the Shitter, but I do play word games on flights and such. Wordscapes is my current one.
 

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So what do you fags who take short shits do, take multiple shits throughout the day?! Y’all shit at work?!? Listen here, there’s NOTHING wrong with taking a nice leisurely shit in the morning and playing some quality RPGz! 25 minutes every morning fuckers and I don’t have to shit again ‘til next morning.
 

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So what do you fags who take short shits do
Same as you, except faster. Short shit =/= lesser amount of shit expelled.

Drink enough water, man. Only way to get proper lubrication of your anus to maximize the clean and speedy expulsion of toxic agents.
 
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Sitting on the toilet that long is really bad for your health, your rectum will end up falling out.
So you're telling me all those squatting Slavs have prolapsed rectums?
Squat shitting is healthier than using a regular toilet seat. It's the natural way to shit.
That is not what I'm disputing, au contraire. Reductio ad absurdum, you know it? It's precisely because squatting is the natural way to shit and involves an unsupported rectum that I disbelieve that sitting on the toilet for long is bad for your health (aside from the fact that sitting for long is bad). Or am I wrong and there's actual reasons to believe what rusty says?
 
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I used to hover shit when I was a teenager, i.e. make your legs an upside down L shape and just strong-thigh through it while you squeeze the turds out. Been thinking about going back to this because sitting on toilet seats is just such a goober activity and having plastic interface with a human ass for so long is probably bad or something. Not to mention sanitation. Games to play while hover shitting?
 

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Never understood how people can take forever to take a shit, I am in and out under 4 minutes with most of that wiping/washing hands.
 

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I always shit fast. It's usually one long one that sometimes stops the toilet up.

It's the cleanup that takes time. But I got a bidet attachment recently so that seems to be improving.
 

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What usually causes my mad dash to the toilet / why I don't have time to play games on the shitter:

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