Incline Why is SMA banned?

[Severian Silk]

Oh ho ho... this thread!

Lots of good stuff in here. Plenty of data to analyze. Pay attention, lurkers and newbies; 'dis is the good shit.

Carry on, Codex.

That seems strangely familiar... where have we seen it before?

Oh yes, the Sir-tek thread:

A word to any Codex newcomers reading this thread: this is the kind of content that separates us from any others. Consider yourselves fortunate for having witnessed this extraordinary series of exchanges.

And the Return to Tranny Mansion thread:

Pay attention, folks, especially you newfags, for you are in the presence of the master.
In before at least 30 pages.

In fact, just about every epic Codex thread since 2008 has a similar Crispy post, not adding anything to the thread but reminding us how lucky we are to be reading it. A bit like a leech attaching itself to a juicy target.

It's strangely compelling.

This is what counts as a sex-life for Crispy.

 

[DraQ]

Oh ho ho... this thread!

Lots of good stuff in here. Plenty of data to analyze. Pay attention, lurkers and newbies; 'dis is the good shit.

Carry on, Codex.

That seems strangely familiar... where have we seen it before?

Oh yes, the Sir-tek thread:

A word to any Codex newcomers reading this thread: this is the kind of content that separates us from any others. Consider yourselves fortunate for having witnessed this extraordinary series of exchanges.

And the Return to Tranny Mansion thread:

Pay attention, folks, especially you newfags, for you are in the presence of the master.
In before at least 30 pages.

In fact, just about every epic Codex thread since 2008 has a similar Crispy post, not adding anything to the thread but reminding us how lucky we are to be reading it. A bit like a leech attaching itself to a juicy target.

It's strangely compelling.

This is what counts as a sex-life for Crispy.

Leech-docking?

 

[dibens]

Gotta love people whiteknighting a dude who puts pictures of his exposed asshole as a twitter cover.

 

[Lhynn]

Intolerant cunts should take a shotgun and fucking blow their brains out to leave room for more open minded people.

But people who blow their brains out with shotguns are the most open-minded that I could possibly imagine!

ohlookitdat, someone finally got it

 

[ghostdog]

Gotta love people whiteknighting a dude who puts pictures of his exposed asshole as a twitter cover.

...

 

[Erebus]

Gotta love people whiteknighting a dude who puts pictures of his exposed asshole as a twitter cover.

Well, putting up a picture of your asshole is always better than acting like an asshole, which makes SMA better than roughly 65 % of Codexers.

 

[DraQ]

Gotta love people whiteknighting a dude who puts pictures of his exposed asshole as a twitter cover.

I don't follow SMA's twitter and since it's both SMA's own account and SMA's own asshole I don't see much problem.
Yeah, I'm weird this way.

 

[Roguey]

https://twitter.com/bjboogie02/status/409457743137746944

Isn't she in her 20s? I'm under the impression insincere-suicide cries for attention are something people outgrow once they're out of their teenage years. Second puberty is right.

 

[DraQ]

Shouldn't a person have learned how to handle that during their first puberty?

 

[Monty]

https://twitter.com/bjboogie02/status/409457743137746944

Isn't she in her 20s? I'm under the impression insincere-suicide cries for attention are something people outgrow once they're out of their teenage years.

Like trolling on RPG sites?

 

[zerotol]

Plus, her twitter account is fucking gone now.

Drama intensifies.

Dude was getting buttfucked by a black guy in his car in the back alley of a movie theater. Twitter disappearing is the least dramatic thing to happen to him in years.

 

[Roguey]

Like trolling on RPG sites?

Nah, plenty of older people around here.

 

[Zed]

maybe SMA was Drog or someone going Cartman-lengths to create an alter ego in order to fool us
"HAHA, I wasn't a suicidal transsexual pornstar!"

 

[Ranselknulf]

maybe SMA was Drog or someone going Cartman-lengths to create an alter ego in order to fool us
"HAHA, I wasn't a suicidal transsexual pornstar!"

Wouldn't be the first time it's happened.

 

[Xor]

maybe SMA was Drog or someone going Cartman-lengths to create an alter ego in order to fool us
"HAHA, I wasn't a suicidal transsexual pornstar!"

Considering all the pictures, and videos, and the web of friends she seemed to have on twitter, that would have to be one hell of an elaborate troll.

 

[Zed]

maybe SMA was Drog or someone going Cartman-lengths to create an alter ego in order to fool us
"HAHA, I wasn't a suicidal transsexual pornstar!"

Considering all the pictures, and videos, and the web of friends she seemed to have on twitter, that would have to be one hell of an elaborate troll.

not to mention starring in porn and sucking strangers dicks?

 

[Xor]

maybe SMA was Drog or someone going Cartman-lengths to create an alter ego in order to fool us
"HAHA, I wasn't a suicidal transsexual pornstar!"

Considering all the pictures, and videos, and the web of friends she seemed to have on twitter, that would have to be one hell of an elaborate troll.

not to mention staring in porn and sucking strangers dicks?

"All I had to do was go on hormones, get surgery, star in tranny porn, build up a web of contacts in the porn community, and then get banned and make some suicidal tweets! It was so SIMPLE!"

 

[Ranselknulf]

maybe SMA was Drog or someone going Cartman-lengths to create an alter ego in order to fool us
"HAHA, I wasn't a suicidal transsexual pornstar!"

Considering all the pictures, and videos, and the web of friends she seemed to have on twitter, that would have to be one hell of an elaborate troll.

not to mention staring in porn and sucking strangers dicks?

To be truly the best, you have to be willing to do things other trolls would not.

 

[Syl]

SMA is going through puberty again. I don't think the Codex is interested in kids going through puberty.

There you have it then. SMA was banned for posting kiddy porn.

 

[Roguey]

Since I'm finding it difficult to look away from this trainwreck, her twitter account's back up, still going on about wanting to die.

I'd be totally fine if she were to write in a suicide note that Roguey from the internet encouraged her to just do it already. I would accept this burden.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

Shouldn't a person have learned how to handle that during their first puberty?

Possibly, but most people don't take big doses of hormones after puberty's own hormone explosion is over.

edit:

How do i put myself back together? it's never gone on this long. i need to move and to do, but i don't want to be alone with my thoughts

Weird, she left us precisely because we didn't leave her alone with her thoughts. She could post a thread consisting of "LOLDONGS. Discuss" and still get twelve pages of replies.

I guess she took it personally when we told her it was most likely a bad idea to move in with strangers. "They think my idea is stupid -> they think I'm stupid". But if she was already set on moving with them, she shouldn't have pretended she was in doubt, getting increasingly more upset as we kept reminding her of what happened the last time (or two) she tried that.

 

[Severian Silk]

She could post a thread consisting of "LOLDONGS. Discuss" and still get twelve pages of replies.

I'm going to start a thread with that title. We'll see how many pages it gets.

 

[Cassidy]

maybe SMA was Drog or someone going Cartman-lengths to create an alter ego in order to fool us
"HAHA, I wasn't a suicidal transsexual pornstar!"

But I heard rumors on the Internets Drog already went post-op... with his own bloody hands even.

 

[Roguey]

But I heard rumors on the Internets Drog already went post-op... with his own bloody hands even.

He was lying, he's been with quite a few Chinese prostitutes since then.

 

[Humanity has risen!]

I will pray very strongly in the next few days. At the end of the day, you have to be sensitive to this pool soul's pathos.

Don't give up SMA, your Heavenly Father has never forsaken you! Even on a rough community like here, think of all the people who supported you.