Crispy™ Why was Crispy banned?

[Darth Roxor]

Haha, made you look

 

[Konjad]

You weak imitator.

 

[Jenkem]

ban darth r*xor

 

[BosanskiSeljak]

Ban Crispy for low effort 1 line posts, pure shitposter who adds nothing

 

[0sacred]

should have included a rickrolling link for extra cringe points

 

[Fedora Master]

I believe Crispy is the type to ban himself by accident

 

[Jenkem]

Ban Crispy for low effort 1 line posts, pure shitposter who adds nothing

this

 

[Dark Souls II]

Not jew enough. The solution?

Kill Infinitron. Behead Infinitron. Roundhouse kick Infinitron into the concrete. Slam dunk an Infinitron baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy thread-splitters. Defecate in Infinitron's food. Launch Infinitron into the sun. Stir fry Infinitron in a wok. Toss Infinitron into active volcano. Urinate into Infinitron's gas tank. Judo throw Infinitron into a wood chipper. Twist Infinitron's head off. Report Infinitron to the IRS. Karate chop Infinitron in half. Curb stomp pregnant thread-splitter Infinitron. Trap Infinitron in quicksand. Crush Infinitron in the trash compactor. Liquefy Infinitron in a vat of acid. Eat Infinitron. Dissect Infinitron. Exterminate Infinitron in the gas chamber. Stomp Infinitron's skull with steel toed boots. Cremate Infinitron in the oven. Lobotomize Infinitron. Mandatory abortions for Infinitron. Grind Infinitron fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Infinitron in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Infinitron with a ray gun. Kick old Infinitron down the stairs. Feed Infinitron to alligators. Slice Infinitron with a katana. Put a bomb in Infinitron's mouth. Throw knives at Infinitron. Inflate Infinitron until he pops. Send Infinitron into a thread-splitterhole. Castrate Infinitron. Feed Infinitron poisoned food. Force Infinitron to walk the plank. Push Infinitron into a pit. Kneel on Infinitron's neck. Curse Infinitron with a spell. Stuff Infinitron babies into the washing machine and turn it on. Flatten Infinitron with a tank. Pop Infinitron's car tire. Strike Infinitron children with a ruler. Make Infinitron swim in the Mariana Trench. Cut off Infinitron's limbs. Airdrop Infinitron into Antarctica. Throw Infinitron off the boat. Pressurize Infinitron into fine crystals. Light fireworks in Infinitron's ass. Falcon-punch Infinitron in the face. Make Infinitron into fiction. Blow Infinitron heads off with grenade launchers. Blow Infinitron brains open with a sniper rifle. Lock Infinitron in a cage and drown him underwater. Nail Infinitron to a cross and stab him. Run over Infinitron with a tank feet-first. Crush Infinitron with a press. Attack Infinitron with acid. Boil Infinitron in a pan. Lock Infinitron inside a brazen bull. Burn Infinitron alive. Drag Infinitron across a wall of spikes. Pour molten lava on Infinitron. Quarter Infinitron. Impale Infinitron on a pike. Tenderize Infinitron with a mallet. Ionise Infinitron in a mass spectrometer. Irradiate Infinitron in a nuclear reactor. Spaghettify Infinitron in a thread-splitter hole. Curse Infinitron with the necronomicon. Trap Infinitron in purgatory. Bang Infinitron testicles with a spiked bat. Throw Infinitron off a twelve story building. Freeze dry Infinitron in the vacuum of space. Fry Infinitron with power lines. Feed Infinitron ricin. Kneecap Infinitron with a twelve gauge. Re enslave Infinitron. Sell Infinitron organs on the thread-splitter market. Run Infinitron over with an eighteen wheeler. Throw Infinitron into the grand canyon. Burn Infinitron with jet engine exhaust. Beat Infinitron to death with a tire iron. Cauterise Infinitron asshole with a blowtorch. Sacrifice Infinitron to the sun god. Drop Infinitron out of a plane at fourty thousand feet. Feed Infinitron to sharks. Load Infinitron into a cannon and shoot the Infinitron at a concrete wall. Keel Haul Infinitron under a galleon. Disembowel Infinitron with a bayonet. Strap Infinitron to a cruise missile and launch it at Infinitron neighbourhood. Drop Infinitron into chernobyl reactor building number 4. Hang, draw, and quarter Infinitron. Lure Infinitron in with a copy of Avowed Premium Steelbook and trap him with bear traps. Force Infinitron to learn calculus, then kill the Infinitron anyway. Atomize Infinitron with a powerfist. Throw Infinitron into vats full of FEV virus. Choke Infinitron with barbed wire. Throw pianos at Infinitron from 40-story buildings. Throw Infinitron at pianos from 40-story buildings. Deep-freeze Infinitron in liquid nitrogen then shatter him with a hammer. Tie Infinitron to an ICBMs then fire it at Israel. Shoot Infinitron with syringe guns. Defecate on Infinitron food stamps. Make Infinitron pay child support in blood. Build a newton cannon and fire Infinitron into the orbit. Put advertisement posters on Infinitron then nail them to their bodies with a hammer. Irradiate Infinitron with depleted uranium. Launch Infinitron with a trebuchet. Send Infinitron exploring titanic in a cheap submarine. Use Infinitron as a crash test dummy. Tie Infinitron onto growing bamboo shoots. Film an entire jackass movie on Infinitron. Trample Infinitron. Bury Infinitron alive. Play bowling with Infinitron heads as pins. Grate Infinitron with a cheese grater. Get Infinitron stuck in an elevator. Spray Infinitron toilet paper with poison ivy. Shoot Infinitron directly with the Gustav gun. Sabotage Infinitron parachute. Sabotage Infinitron bungee. Trap Infinitron under ice. Force Infinitron to work and support a family of 5. Force Infinitron into gladiatorial combat. Send Infinitron back to warring Israeli tribes. Hide a snake in Infinitron's room. Put Infinitron on a hot air balloon with low gas. Harvest Infinitron's organs. Waterboard Infinitron with gasoline, then set him on fire. Flay Infinitron. Tie Infinitron to train tracks. Put laxatives in their koolaid. Recreate mortal kombat fatalities on Infinitron. Gibbet Infinitron. Tie a lightning rod to Infinitron head during a storm. Lure Infinitron into suicide pods. Bury Infinitron neck deep and surround him with scorpions. Clear a mine field by sending Infinitron to it. Stir Infinitron into cement. Squeeze Infinitron through a chain link fence. Hack Infinitron's socials and make him say he has irrefutable evidence that would lead to Hillary's arrest. Perform adorcism on Infinitron. Microwave Infinitron head. Suck Infinitron into pool drainage ass first. Pour nitroglycerin inside Infinitron's basketball. Inject ebola in its food. Put a chubby Infinitron in a tribe of cannibals. Pressure wash Infinitron's thread-splitter skin. Play games with Infinitron jigsaw style. Trim Infinitron nose hairs with a lawn mower. Strap Infinitron to a wind turbine blade. Flatten Infinitron in an industrial rolling machine. Turn Infinitron's bones into furniture. Make minced meat out of Infinitron and serve post-mover patties to other jannies. Feed Infinitron viagra and put an activated sawblade in front of its dick. Disguise a thermally activated lightsaber as Infinitron's dildo. Stone Infinitron. Tranquilize Infinitron and put him in a lion pit. Make a subhuman centipede from Infinitron. Throw Infinitron down a well. Prescribe incorrect medication to Infinitron. Pimp-slap Infinitron into airplane turbine. Displace Infinitron in a predicted meteoroid contact area. Gift Infinitron a lethal dose of fentanyl. Put a dog collar on Infinitron at maximum voltage. Give Infinitron sentient brain parasites. Give Infinitron over to aliens in area 51 to be probed. Leave Infinitron out for vultures. Drive Infinitron into a tornado with a remote controlled vehicle. Do freaky voodoo on Infinitron. Strap Infinitron on a roller-coaster and use him as target practice. Strap Infinitron to a judas cradle. Blast Infinitron with Civil War cannons. Crucify filthy Infinitron. Whip Infinitron into obedience. Slingshot Infinitron into orbit. Rocket Infinitron into the sun. Stir-fry Infinitron in a wok. Bite Infinitron and drink his blood. Urinate into Infinitron's gas tank. Judo throw Infinitron into the wood chipper. Unscrew Infinitron's head off. Bake Infinitron into Infinitron-pizza. Arrest Infinitron for no reason. Electrocute Infinitron. Curb stomp pregnant Infinitron. Beat Infinitron up. Slice Infinitron up and wear his skin. Set Infinitron on fire. Spin Infinitron around until he pukes. Tie Infinitron to a train track. Karate kick Infinitron in the testicles. Stomp Infinitron's skull with steel-toed boots. Broil Infinitron into a broth. Deep fry Infinitron. Fourth-trimester abortions for Infinitron. Blend Infinitron in a blender. Snap Infinitron's neck. Throw Infinitron off a building. Send aliens to abduct Infinitron. Force Infinitron to ride the euthanasia coaster. Crush Infinitron with an anvil. Throw Infinitron off a rooftop. Incinerate Infinitron. Starve Infinitron. Blow Infinitron up with dynamite. Gulp Infinitron. Feast on Infinitron's eyeballs. Cave in Infinitron's skull. Peel Infinitron like a banana. Wipe out Infinitron tribes. Deny Infinitron into Heaven. Freeze Infinitron in the vaccum of space. Hard boil Infinitron. Lock on to Infinitron with a harpoon. Cryodesiccate Infinitron. Ferment Infinitron into stew. Ensnare Infinitron. Nark on Infinitron to the army. Cause a total Infinitron purge. Jam Infinitron into a geyser. Axe murder Infinitron. Unleash Smelvin upon Infinitron. Put Infinitron on a ship going to Israel and blow up the ship after it sets sail. Total Infinitron death.

 

[Litmanen]

Not jew enough. The solution?

Kill Infinitron. ...

Why was Dark Souls II banned?

 

[Crispy]

This is the one kind of example of a thread in which I'll leave the Crispy™ tag in place.

 

[Stavrophore]

I imagine the only thing Crispy could be banned for is disseminating nudes of teenage Emma Watson to interested parties.

 

[Dark Souls II]

I imagine the only thing Crispy could be banned for is disseminating nudes of teenage Emma Watson to interested parties.

Make it teenage Natalie Portman and we talk. Wouldn't like my good friend Crispee to be banned because of a mid one.

 

[Skinwalker]

Crispy doesn't need to be banned, only demoted. Because he's a bitch.

 

[Zarniwoop]

Crown Prince Crispy?

Maybe even all the way down to Duke Crispy.

 

[Haba]

Ban Crispy

 

[Skinwalker]

Crown Prince Crispy?

Maybe even all the way down to Duke Crispy.

Clown*

 

[Abu Antar]

I like crispy fries.

 

[Russia is over. The end.]

Not jew enough. The solution?

Kill Infinitron. Behead Infinitron. Roundhouse kick Infinitron into the concrete. Slam dunk an Infinitron baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy thread-splitters. Defecate in Infinitron's food. Launch Infinitron into the sun. Stir fry Infinitron in a wok. Toss Infinitron into active volcano. Urinate into Infinitron's gas tank. Judo throw Infinitron into a wood chipper. Twist Infinitron's head off. Report Infinitron to the IRS. Karate chop Infinitron in half. Curb stomp pregnant thread-splitter Infinitron. Trap Infinitron in quicksand. Crush Infinitron in the trash compactor. Liquefy Infinitron in a vat of acid. Eat Infinitron. Dissect Infinitron. Exterminate Infinitron in the gas chamber. Stomp Infinitron's skull with steel toed boots. Cremate Infinitron in the oven. Lobotomize Infinitron. Mandatory abortions for Infinitron. Grind Infinitron fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Infinitron in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Infinitron with a ray gun. Kick old Infinitron down the stairs. Feed Infinitron to alligators. Slice Infinitron with a katana. Put a bomb in Infinitron's mouth. Throw knives at Infinitron. Inflate Infinitron until he pops. Send Infinitron into a thread-splitterhole. Castrate Infinitron. Feed Infinitron poisoned food. Force Infinitron to walk the plank. Push Infinitron into a pit. Kneel on Infinitron's neck. Curse Infinitron with a spell. Stuff Infinitron babies into the washing machine and turn it on. Flatten Infinitron with a tank. Pop Infinitron's car tire. Strike Infinitron children with a ruler. Make Infinitron swim in the Mariana Trench. Cut off Infinitron's limbs. Airdrop Infinitron into Antarctica. Throw Infinitron off the boat. Pressurize Infinitron into fine crystals. Light fireworks in Infinitron's ass. Falcon-punch Infinitron in the face. Make Infinitron into fiction. Blow Infinitron heads off with grenade launchers. Blow Infinitron brains open with a sniper rifle. Lock Infinitron in a cage and drown him underwater. Nail Infinitron to a cross and stab him. Run over Infinitron with a tank feet-first. Crush Infinitron with a press. Attack Infinitron with acid. Boil Infinitron in a pan. Lock Infinitron inside a brazen bull. Burn Infinitron alive. Drag Infinitron across a wall of spikes. Pour molten lava on Infinitron. Quarter Infinitron. Impale Infinitron on a pike. Tenderize Infinitron with a mallet. Ionise Infinitron in a mass spectrometer. Irradiate Infinitron in a nuclear reactor. Spaghettify Infinitron in a thread-splitter hole. Curse Infinitron with the necronomicon. Trap Infinitron in purgatory. Bang Infinitron testicles with a spiked bat. Throw Infinitron off a twelve story building. Freeze dry Infinitron in the vacuum of space. Fry Infinitron with power lines. Feed Infinitron ricin. Kneecap Infinitron with a twelve gauge. Re enslave Infinitron. Sell Infinitron organs on the thread-splitter market. Run Infinitron over with an eighteen wheeler. Throw Infinitron into the grand canyon. Burn Infinitron with jet engine exhaust. Beat Infinitron to death with a tire iron. Cauterise Infinitron asshole with a blowtorch. Sacrifice Infinitron to the sun god. Drop Infinitron out of a plane at fourty thousand feet. Feed Infinitron to sharks. Load Infinitron into a cannon and shoot the Infinitron at a concrete wall. Keel Haul Infinitron under a galleon. Disembowel Infinitron with a bayonet. Strap Infinitron to a cruise missile and launch it at Infinitron neighbourhood. Drop Infinitron into chernobyl reactor building number 4. Hang, draw, and quarter Infinitron. Lure Infinitron in with a copy of Avowed Premium Steelbook and trap him with bear traps. Force Infinitron to learn calculus, then kill the Infinitron anyway. Atomize Infinitron with a powerfist. Throw Infinitron into vats full of FEV virus. Choke Infinitron with barbed wire. Throw pianos at Infinitron from 40-story buildings. Throw Infinitron at pianos from 40-story buildings. Deep-freeze Infinitron in liquid nitrogen then shatter him with a hammer. Tie Infinitron to an ICBMs then fire it at Israel. Shoot Infinitron with syringe guns. Defecate on Infinitron food stamps. Make Infinitron pay child support in blood. Build a newton cannon and fire Infinitron into the orbit. Put advertisement posters on Infinitron then nail them to their bodies with a hammer. Irradiate Infinitron with depleted uranium. Launch Infinitron with a trebuchet. Send Infinitron exploring titanic in a cheap submarine. Use Infinitron as a crash test dummy. Tie Infinitron onto growing bamboo shoots. Film an entire jackass movie on Infinitron. Trample Infinitron. Bury Infinitron alive. Play bowling with Infinitron heads as pins. Grate Infinitron with a cheese grater. Get Infinitron stuck in an elevator. Spray Infinitron toilet paper with poison ivy. Shoot Infinitron directly with the Gustav gun. Sabotage Infinitron parachute. Sabotage Infinitron bungee. Trap Infinitron under ice. Force Infinitron to work and support a family of 5. Force Infinitron into gladiatorial combat. Send Infinitron back to warring Israeli tribes. Hide a snake in Infinitron's room. Put Infinitron on a hot air balloon with low gas. Harvest Infinitron's organs. Waterboard Infinitron with gasoline, then set him on fire. Flay Infinitron. Tie Infinitron to train tracks. Put laxatives in their koolaid. Recreate mortal kombat fatalities on Infinitron. Gibbet Infinitron. Tie a lightning rod to Infinitron head during a storm. Lure Infinitron into suicide pods. Bury Infinitron neck deep and surround him with scorpions. Clear a mine field by sending Infinitron to it. Stir Infinitron into cement. Squeeze Infinitron through a chain link fence. Hack Infinitron's socials and make him say he has irrefutable evidence that would lead to Hillary's arrest. Perform adorcism on Infinitron. Microwave Infinitron head. Suck Infinitron into pool drainage ass first. Pour nitroglycerin inside Infinitron's basketball. Inject ebola in its food. Put a chubby Infinitron in a tribe of cannibals. Pressure wash Infinitron's thread-splitter skin. Play games with Infinitron jigsaw style. Trim Infinitron nose hairs with a lawn mower. Strap Infinitron to a wind turbine blade. Flatten Infinitron in an industrial rolling machine. Turn Infinitron's bones into furniture. Make minced meat out of Infinitron and serve post-mover patties to other jannies. Feed Infinitron viagra and put an activated sawblade in front of its dick. Disguise a thermally activated lightsaber as Infinitron's dildo. Stone Infinitron. Tranquilize Infinitron and put him in a lion pit. Make a subhuman centipede from Infinitron. Throw Infinitron down a well. Prescribe incorrect medication to Infinitron. Pimp-slap Infinitron into airplane turbine. Displace Infinitron in a predicted meteoroid contact area. Gift Infinitron a lethal dose of fentanyl. Put a dog collar on Infinitron at maximum voltage. Give Infinitron sentient brain parasites. Give Infinitron over to aliens in area 51 to be probed. Leave Infinitron out for vultures. Drive Infinitron into a tornado with a remote controlled vehicle. Do freaky voodoo on Infinitron. Strap Infinitron on a roller-coaster and use him as target practice. Strap Infinitron to a judas cradle. Blast Infinitron with Civil War cannons. Crucify filthy Infinitron. Whip Infinitron into obedience. Slingshot Infinitron into orbit. Rocket Infinitron into the sun. Stir-fry Infinitron in a wok. Bite Infinitron and drink his blood. Urinate into Infinitron's gas tank. Judo throw Infinitron into the wood chipper. Unscrew Infinitron's head off. Bake Infinitron into Infinitron-pizza. Arrest Infinitron for no reason. Electrocute Infinitron. Curb stomp pregnant Infinitron. Beat Infinitron up. Slice Infinitron up and wear his skin. Set Infinitron on fire. Spin Infinitron around until he pukes. Tie Infinitron to a train track. Karate kick Infinitron in the testicles. Stomp Infinitron's skull with steel-toed boots. Broil Infinitron into a broth. Deep fry Infinitron. Fourth-trimester abortions for Infinitron. Blend Infinitron in a blender. Snap Infinitron's neck. Throw Infinitron off a building. Send aliens to abduct Infinitron. Force Infinitron to ride the euthanasia coaster. Crush Infinitron with an anvil. Throw Infinitron off a rooftop. Incinerate Infinitron. Starve Infinitron. Blow Infinitron up with dynamite. Gulp Infinitron. Feast on Infinitron's eyeballs. Cave in Infinitron's skull. Peel Infinitron like a banana. Wipe out Infinitron tribes. Deny Infinitron into Heaven. Freeze Infinitron in the vaccum of space. Hard boil Infinitron. Lock on to Infinitron with a harpoon. Cryodesiccate Infinitron. Ferment Infinitron into stew. Ensnare Infinitron. Nark on Infinitron to the army. Cause a total Infinitron purge. Jam Infinitron into a geyser. Axe murder Infinitron. Unleash Smelvin upon Infinitron. Put Infinitron on a ship going to Israel and blow up the ship after it sets sail. Total Infinitron death.

Man, you want a ban, just call him by his name. I can PM it to you.