WHY WAS FORK BANNED? Part II (stickaforkinanelectricoutlet boogaloo)

[Werdnicus]

I mean, shoutboxers will most likely guess the reason im just doing this at request of DarkUnderlord
I'M DOING MY PART!

 

[DarkUnderlord]

Sir Crispy had hurt feelings.

 

[The_Mask]

Crispy didn't have any hurt feelings. My opinion on what has been happening is that Mr. fork over there has been thinking that The Shoutbox is a sort-of ad-hoc therapy support group. Which is fine for some time. But he had been either pestering or stopping shy of spamming people for about a week. And the general sentiment was that Mr. fork needed to improve his life outside of The Codex.

We can't do anything to help him, if he's for real.
And if he's trolling, a whole week seemed a bit much.

That is all.

 

[King Crispy]

 

[Jenkem]

why does almost every banning and/or drama on this website revolve around crispy?

 

[King Crispy]

Fake news but I smugrated it anyway.

You seem upset, yada yada...

 

[Jenkem]

CRISPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'M COMING TO KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IN LOS ANGELES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AT YOUR HOUSE!!!!!!!!!

 

[Werdnicus]

or in shoutbox?

 

[Jenkem]

No, in real life. I'm going to stalk him and become obsessed with him and wear his make up, and his dresses and use his skin as a coat, like the ancient Irish did.

 

[Jonathan "Zee Nekomimi]

CRISPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'M COMING TO KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IN LOS ANGELES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AT YOUR HOUSE!!!!!!!!!

crispy is not from LA, try somewhere south.

 

[Jenkem]

CRISPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'M COMING TO KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IN LOS ANGELES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AT YOUR HOUSE!!!!!!!!!

crispy is not from LA, try somewhere south.

i'm referencing sam hyde calling out hasan piker

 

[Grauken]

So how long is this ban? How much fork-free time can we enjoy?

 

[Maxie]

im not gonna kill crispy tbh. paid some ppl to do so

 

[Falksi]

I have no intention of killing Crispy, that's not very nice.

But if I were forced into killing him one day it would be with a flamethrower. As it would leave a crispy corpse.

 

[Pink Eye]

Not fork. Not the best kitchen utensil. How am I supposed to eat soup without a fork?!

 

[thesheeep]

Not fork. Not the best kitchen utensil. How am I supposed to eat soup without a fork?!

Like a civilized person:
Slurp it loudly and proudly.

 

[ADULF HITLOR FAN KLUB]

CRISPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'M COMING TO KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IN LOS ANGELES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AT YOUR HOUSE!!!!!!!!!

Living in shithole Los Angeles is already a fate worse than death.

 

[Maxie]

CRISPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'M COMING TO KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IN LOS ANGELES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AT YOUR HOUSE!!!!!!!!!

Living in shithole Los Angeles is already a fate worse than death.

then: stilted, empty, a film set for gay drama
now: thriving anachrocapitalism

 

[Grauken]

chat doesn't seem less crazy without fork sadly

 

[Kruno]

i love crispy

 

[Twiglard]

So how long is this ban? How much fork-free time can we enjoy?

Two more weeks. Expires on the 15th.

Don't look at me like that, I don't support the ban. Fork could definitely use some better life situation though.

 

[Joggerino]

Interestingly fork announced his s*icide in two weeks. I hope he gives up on this.

 

[Modron]

Fork announced it 3+ months ago you seen his profile page with the countdown clock?

 

[Jonathan "Zee Nekomimi]

true suicidal people just #oof themselves, then don't keep crying for attention and threatening to do the same over and over...

 

[Scruffy]

So how long is this ban? How much fork-free time can we enjoy?

Not long enough, but live in the moment, enjoy the now!