Look,
I have no idea how honest you are, you have no idea how honest I am.
Why don't you visit me for a week or two (you pay for the travel, I pay for everything else, food, party, alcohol). Which means the longer you stay, the more expensive for me. I also consider paying part of your travel expenses!
If it works, great. If if doesn't, at least we might have had a great time.
You'll have your own room including bed, bath and kitchen btw.
Only negative is, my parents, who are nice funny people, life in the same house, different apartement (but they are really decent, funny and discreet people).
I know you're probably a male mocking me and think I'm a pathetic incel who looks for sex on an RPG-forum. But I assure you I'm not that. I'm wealthy enough to buy sex from noble-escorsts where I live. But that's not what I'm looking for. Should you turn out an ugly male, bring enough money so we can visisit nobel bordell together!
If you're interested in meeting me, I'm also 38 btw. please consider visiting me, the Black Forest has quite some attractions to offer (on top of my dick, the bordell, fun bathes, bars etc.). Just don't be an arrogant bitch!
I never thought I'd write such a humiliating message to a person I'm still not sure is even a female.
If you are, and if you're interested to visit one of the most beautiful regions in Germany for free, let me know and we'll manage the details,
Summer is coming,
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