Wait, Dark Souls II is a priest?
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Why wasn't H.P. Lovecraft's Fag banned yet
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Jason Bright
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We need an 'Alt Investigation' thread.
[Perception] You need to shut the fuck up, Liberal.
H. P. Lovecraft's Cat
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Do one decent thing in your life for once and inform these idiots that the OP is not my alt. It's either Kalin or one of his various gay lovers.
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A Pole and an American walk into an internet forum.
There's a joke here somewhere but I'm not laughing.
There's a joke here somewhere but I'm not laughing.
SixDead
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A Pole and an American walk into an internet forum. Both are Jews.
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H. P. Lovecraft's Cat
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It's because you're bored with life the same as me. Hey I have an idea, go work in a factory for years where they treat you like subhuman trash. HIARIOUS
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H. P. Lovecraft's Cat
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Why you so obsessed with me completing that game. Was I that epic to watch? The game fuckin bugged on me dude. Scream at the devs for making a shit game
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Why you so obsessed with me completing that game. Was I that epic to watch? The game fuckin bugged on me dude. Scream at the devs for making a shit game
I really want to know your opinion when completed, that and it helps you focus on something better given above lol.
H. P. Lovecraft's Cat
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I'll tell you what, jam that gun up Kalin aka the OPs asshole and pull the trigger. Make us all happier individuals and I will continue playing Khazan.
Dark Souls II fuck you queer. I recommend you forget my name real fast before something awful happens to ya. On accident, with me not being involved
itsme
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Can you say the word 'polack' or are you afraid to offend someone? (someone meaning half this forums pop)
Nigger.
Dark Souls II
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You are playing Khazan the First Berserker on easy mode and you still can't beat the last boss.
Laughter left her life there low after love taught light thoroughly.
Are all jokes supposed to be funny or are holes down under not always sunny?
Maybe the real joke are the friends we made along the way.
Some people say laughter is the best medicine, but sickness is a yoke.
Goddamn, wtf is my fucking problem, holy shit, SHUT UP!
SixDead
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I'm drunk, and since it is a shitpost thread, I shitpost
The Devil locked up a German, an American, and a Pole in a concrete cell and gave them each two metal balls. They were each guilty of being massive japtoonweaboofags.
'I will let you out if you do something with these balls that will truly impress me!'
The German planned an elaborate trick where the balls went all around the cell, knocking off each other before falling in his pocket.
'Not good enough', said the Devil.
The American juggled the balls until they balanced one on top of the other.
'Not good enough', said the Devil and then he went to the Polack.
'What did you do with the balls?'
The Pole looks up and says, 'I broke one and lost the other one!'
'I will let you out if you do something with these balls that will truly impress me!'
The German planned an elaborate trick where the balls went all around the cell, knocking off each other before falling in his pocket.
'Not good enough', said the Devil.
The American juggled the balls until they balanced one on top of the other.
'Not good enough', said the Devil and then he went to the Polack.
'What did you do with the balls?'
The Pole looks up and says, 'I broke one and lost the other one!'
Close enough, he is a rabbi
Plot twist: the polack actually inserted the balls into his ass to try and steal them.
Larianshill
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You're not the same person?Let's take this for example, posted on my innocent profile:
This is a credible threat of violence, which is not a protected speech. I have of course reported it, just as I did report many other posts of H. P. Lovecraft's Cat which I am pretty sure are breaking the Law. Yet the moderators of this forum do nothing.
Listen, what I'm trying to say, if you ban him, it will be objectively funny. He will seethe and sperg like he always does, and he'll make a new account. And we'll all have a laugh. It's a win-win situation for everyone.
Jason Bright
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Do you guys really think SDG is DS2? They don't write the same way at all.
Sweeper
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He posts on DS2 when he's sober.
Litmanen
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They are both idiots
Elttharion
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So... never?
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