But the creatures of the 2nd floor are mild mannered and allow the crew to go back to the surface and buy their potions.
We only have enough for 2. Kalin holds onto them.
Then we resume our travels on the 2nd floor of the dungeon.
We find random crap all over, just like was foretold.
Kalin says this shit is useless but the EXTREME TEAM knows better than to listen to him, so they keep it.
The monsters here are not noticeably tougher than the ones on the first floor. They cast magics but the team does not fear magic. The only thing they fear is a good collar grab.
So, the dungeoneering is not any more hazardous than it was on the first floor.
Incredibly, Corporate Jew Master learns an entire set of spells upon resting. We will be able to travel with a light source indefinitely now, as well as heal our own stunned companions. He claims that it is due to his NOFAP experience.
The stress of success ruins boot's quality of sleep and he begins to lose his gainz. But the adventuring continues.
And eventually, RK-47 says the familiar words, that we have explored this floor enough.
And they descend lower into the maze...
Every direction looks the same, and it is much darker here.
Bunch a' crap written on the floor.
And the monsters here inflict poison and other strange effects.
Cassidy, pioneer in all things EXTREME, fights with great courage against these new foes.
RK-47 administers one of the potions to Cassidy, saving his life.
It is clear we cannot survive for long.
They finish off the Coyotes and begin to make for the surface. It is too dangerous to stay for more battles.
They have mostly exhausted their healing spells, but the team changes their mind and decides to press on deeper into the maze.
We get into a fight with these creatures. They look tough.
So RK-47 smashes the AWSOMEBUTTON and the crew finishes them off.
Decline is paralyzed by a trap. This guy has terrible luck, I am certain he will get us all killed one day. Corporate Jew Master can fix him but now we're really pushing the limits of the parties recovery abilities.
We find a lot of money in the chest, as well as a scroll.
The team retreats with their lives. The fear of being overwhelmed by collar grabbing monsters and status effects was very real.
Maybe, they just aren't EXTREME enough... The team experiences a crisis of faith. Were there things in this world more EXTREME than them?
Kalin sleeps and has gud dreams despite it all.
He finally learns how to heal, meaning we should be able to last longer on the third floor.
He identifies the scroll as a Scroll of Fire, but nobody knows what it is supposed to do.
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We make it down to the 3rd floor with no problems.
RK-47 conjures a map, but it is not very helpful.
We strike out in a random direction and face our first encounter of the new expedition.
The team is forced to leave the chest alone because RK-47 might have been killed if the thing went off, and with Decline's skill it would have.
Recovering from the encounter took all of the team's healing powers. Those Dragonflies damaged the whole party with their breaths. The EXTREME TEAM is forced to turn around and go home, feeling a disturbing lack of EXTREMENESS. They didn't last more than one encounter on the 3rd floor. What could this mean?
Why was this happening to them?
They all slept a dreamless sleep. They had not been visited by the gud womyn for many days now. It was truly a dark time.