Completed World domination? Threads of Fate (aka Dewprism) MEGATHREAD!

[spekkio]

A crazy lesbian witch with a thing for delcious lolis?



Oh, Squaresoft!



Also I googled "Fancy Mel" and found some p. disturbing cosplay images.
Cannot wait!

 

[Crooked Bee]

Not even next page?

 

[Crooked Bee]

Bump bee bump

 

[Crooked Bee]

popamoland ?

Stealing my lines, dawg?

Sure is... fancy around here
So why is this popamoland? Well...

Eye candy!

Too much eye candy

It's hard to think

When everything's red and pink

It's hard to eat

When everything's sweet

Shall we knock?

Knock knock

No use

Knock knock knock

Knock bloody knock

Minigames!

You can't even open a goddamn door

without playing a stupid minigame!

Actually, it's THREE minigames

So it's like shit cubed

And here we come

Up we fly, it's minigame time

Minigames that have NO relation to the gameplay whatsoever

Ball-riding midgets

And wild bunnies

That doesn't end here, no no

Achievements!

We don't need no bloody points!!

"500 is high score."

No way I'm playing along! So no high score for us.

Minigame #2...

Now it's bunnies AND birdies

And swings! Hell yeah, variety!

"Pick up black ball, and you lose points. Game over when time's up."

"500 is high score."

"Here we go."

*Sigh*

And another Bronze Coin.

Minigame #3

Avoiding the sound of trumpets

and malicious birdies

and jumping to and fro, to and fro

we make it to the second part of the minigame

"500 is high score. You get high score, I give you goody."

"Here we go."

FFS

Yet another Bronze Coin --

-- and now we can finally go back to actually playing the game...

Errr, I mean to...

... another cutscene!

Those legs!

That dress!

That... bunny?

Huh?

Eh?

You mean...

...fancy!

...

So... you're Mel, right?

...

Meet Fancy Mel!

And so we're at Mel's place

Are those... bees, by any chance?

Yup.

Nope.

Mint, was it? Do you have any idea what you're dealing with?

...

...

...

...

I'm sorry,

"Low class"!?

Oh, what I meant to say was...

(Who cares. I want it...)

Over the years, many have pursued it.

Relics abound in this world, but the one you're seeking is Valen's relic.

Who?

You've never heard of Valen?

Valen was the most powerful Aeon.

But he died like all the other Aeons, right?

Some say he had too much power and destroyed himself.

I hope, by now, you realize how dangerous your pursuit is.

Worst case... it might destroy the world.

Valen's relic is that powerful?

There's no doubt.

...Why are you grinning?

Huh?

No worries. I'll take care of everything.

 

[Kz3r0]

Not even next page?

Right.
Nothing should stand in the way of a cute and underage dominatrix.

 

[ghostdog]

Fancy doesn't seem that strange to me though... Compared to the other characters of this game, that is.

 

[Jaedar]

Keep going, World Domination grows closer by the minute!

 

[Coboney]

... Alright...

I take it Bee this area is the lowlight of the game with bad mini-games and such?

 

[Azira]

I'm quite frankly a bit disappointed that you didn't go for the special prize in all these three mini-games. I expected more after your Heroes of Light LP..

 

[Crooked Bee]

Not even next page?

Right.
Nothing should stand in the way of a cute and underage dominatrix.

A bit late, but thanks!

I take it Bee this area is the lowlight of the game with bad mini-games and such?

Yup, pretty much, but I take it that was consciously intended by the devs, given the general character of Mel and her place. It's so meta!

I'm quite frankly a bit disappointed that you didn't go for the special prize in all these three mini-games. I expected more after your Heroes of Light LP..

Hey, 1. in 4HoL there were no stupid mini-games, just some dungeon-crawling gameplay, and I'm always up for some bonus floor crawlin'; and 2. I hardly have any time to be playing vidya games these days and so can't be arsed to play some needless and obviously stupid mini-games to perfection.

tl;dr of Bee.

 

[Azira]

There's the running a shop mini-game and the math mini-game to mention the two I can remember off the top of my head.

But I can completely relate to this. You're lazy, it's OK to admit it. M:

 

[Crooked Bee]

There's the running a shop mini-game and the math mini-game to mention the two I can remember off the top of my head.

Ah, those. For some reason I thought you meant my pointless persistence in beating the bonus towers. Still, those mini-games were actually quite fun, you know, no stupid bunny-hopping, just pure numbers and profit, the stuff I like.

But I can completely relate to this. You're lazy, it's OK to admit it. M:

I'm not lazy, I just have a lot of shit to do. Be grateful I'm even updating this LP.

 

[Crooked Bee]

The birdie who's been flying around the room suddenly bumps into Mint

Oops

Mint and the birdie stare at each other funny

Hey, don't underestimate me.

Ok. If you're that determined, go for it.

Yes, I'll help you. I'll take a look at that cube.

You played with them earlier, right?

You mean those dwarfs outside?

(So those dwarf-like creatures who made us play the stupid mini-games are called Poppul Purrels? What kind of a name is that?)

The 4 of them help me around the atelier.

4 of them? I only saw 3.

One of them is missing.

(Phew, good riddance, otherwise we'd have to play 4 mini-games instead of 3!)

I don't think he went very far. I'm so worried about him.

Compared to looking for the relic, this should be easy, right?

By then, I should be done examining the cube.

...because I'll find the missing Poppul Purrel in no time.

And off we go!

"He's probably in the forest. They like it there."

Before going to the forest to fetch the Purrel, however, we'll visit the Lakeside for a funny scene.

We can't access the lake ruins at the moment, but...

...we can hear Mint dream of world domination again...

...and complain a bit.

It won't be long before I get the relic and conquer the world!

Stupid!



And the screen fades to black...

 

[lightbane]

These stupid, forced minigames done with the sole intention of trolling the player reminds me of Mother 3's Porky's Tower. Too bad that the game industry went full retard. In any case, moar!!

 

[Jaedar]

Minigames: the bane of would be world dominators everywhere.

That bonus scene was awesome btw. Moar Lulz for the Lulz throne!

 

[Brother None]

I have nothing to add but

 

[procrastinator]

I will just post this saluting yellow thing so we can have next update sooner.

 

[Kz3r0]

Bumpity bumbity bump.

 

[Edward_R_Murrow]

Calling it now:

Spoiler

Mint and Maya make up before fighting the endboss, who will be either Mel, Klaus, or the guy in blackface from the beginning).

Right? Close?

 

[Coboney]

My my, isn't she determined.

Looking good - I wonder... can you kill that irritating thing and bring it back dead (assuming its not already?) Hm...

 

[ghostdog]

I have nothing to add but

 

[dextermorgan]

I have nothing to add but

 

[spekkio]

ITT Azira comes out of his console closet.

 

[Azira]

Hey, my current LP turns out to have been coded for the iPAD originally. I didn't know that, feel kind of soiled, but still I'm enjoying the game.

I don't own a console though. Any console-games I play I do so through emulators.

I thought you'd appreciate me playing console games, old man spekkio. Oh, and me playing Heroes of Light, I believe that was revealed in Bee's LP thread of said game. M:

 

[spekkio]

^
You think I actually READ through all this crap?