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Discussion in 'The Gazebo' started by 0wca, Jan 28, 2022.

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  1. 0wca Learned

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  2. I'm Big Into Anal Arcane

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    that screengrab tells me all i need to know

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  3. Fedora Master Arcane Patron Edgy

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    The future of PnP.
     
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    I almost backed it for the meme potential, but then I realized I don't have gloves thick enough to actually handle the book without my flesh melting away from the contact, so I gave up on the idea.

    I wonder if it has some actual mechanics or if it's just a storygame. God knows I ain't clicking on any JewTube video featuring a potato-nosed dangerhair mulatto to find out.
     
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    Next time there's a shooting in the US I'm gonna pray that some of these cunts catch a bullet or two.
     
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    [​IMG] - Endure. In enduring, grow strong.

    11 minutes into the video and I can already conclude that RPGs were a mistake.

    I don't have the strength to go through 2 hours of this, but maybe... maybe our bravest explorer of the uncanny can. Oracscube I summon thee to brave this piece of entertainment. May you survive this journey to tell us what's on the other side.
     
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    Apparently, there are some mechanics behind it. No idea how good they are, my guess is godawful. But basically the game gives you the option to "turn an encounter into a love encounter" or some retarded shit like that. Basically saying - 'we don't know how to do combat anymore, let's just fuck.'

    I just read through some of the info on that Kickstarter and its horrific so far.


    Good news it's ratioed pretty bad (141 likes, 540 dislikes).
     
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    Dude going through 2h of this is fucking Inhuman Ironman mode. Whoever is willing to do it, please take precautions (several bottles of vodka ought to do it).
     
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    Watching this group play through an entire campaign and writing detailed episode summaries would make a good punishment for a problematic poster. No need for Star Stable or reading the rules on video.
     
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    Considering the degeneracy of critical role, that new show the escapist is doing (poor yahtzee) and basically every other online DnD show, this just seems like the logical conclusion.
     
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    Pretty sure dice rolls and skill tests are racist (just like mathematics in general), so most likely there would be no mechanics to make sure everyone can succeed.
     
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    NOPE
     
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    How to launder money via the TTRPG industry epic style:
    Step 1.) Hire shitty tumblr artists for pennies to draw out some art, write lots of purple prose, have the art cover up the purple prose so nobody notices it has no substance
    Step 2.) Steal open source rules and slightly modify them (or, better yet, have your rules only encompass two pages of writing in an eighty page book)
    Step 3.) Don't playtest it
    Step 4.) Enjoy your profit as thousands of people buy your book because "the aesthetics are just SO COOL!" and proceed to let it gather dust on their shelves and go back to playing 5e

    This post is about Mork Borg and the rest of the Nu-SR artfaggotry as much as it is about Thirsty Sword Lesbians, by the way.
     
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  14. Oracscube Formerly known as Oracsbox Patron

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    I have been summoned !

    Let me see.. begins watching....
    ...
    ..
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    ..almost 10minutes
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    Ok, is anyone speaking English?
    They're using English words but I don't understand what anyone is saying..

    ..why do they keep laughing?

    What's that thing called Tabitha?.. she/her !!!???!!! ..fuck off

    Dahlia.. she/her?
    :prosper:

    I'm actually feeling ill watching this..

    Characters have emotional states.. and need emotional support wtf !

    A further 10 minutes in...

    I'm starting to understand the conversation... and it's becoming apparent none of these things are human..


    Tabitha Tranny
    "I'm like, you know like, like, it's like like, I need support like."

    Wally Faggot
    "I'm like, using my sword like and then like, I need emotional support..like.

    Bee..they/them GM
    "Does Vixen love me like, or does she love me for my muscles like?.. does anyone want my card for my therapist? "

    Dahlia
    "So like, like I like, like"

    The other cunt
    "So like yeah, like you know like"

    Bee They/them GM
    "So like there's fairies and hearts like and like"

    The Tranny Tabby
    "Like"

    Wally homo
    So like Tabitha like, did you like sleeping with me?..like"

    Tabitha dude
    "It was violent like, but yeah "

    Bee They/them GM
    Like, there's a castle and like you enter it.. what does everyone want to do like? "

    Wally Poofta
    "Let's like have sex, like"

    Dude in a wig
    "Like, I'm totally not a dude like"

    At this point I lost consciousness.. so yes, everyone involved with this needs to die.
     
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    You must soldier on, brother! I bet there's some hilariously retarded quotes in there. Gotta do it for the lolz!

    :updatedmytxt:
     
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    I'll try again tomorrow
     
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    After DnD 5.0's writing took a nosedive, after an adventure where your characters act like fucking baristas in a random bar, after making an adventure where a NPC makes fun of THAC0 for no reason other than to piss off old fans... I guess this was the next step in the decay of pnp games.
     
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    Who did Mork Borg steal from?
     
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    Ok, I decided not to watch the classic TV series 'I Claudius' and instead came back to watch this..

    I'm sure most of you have probably watched all of this video by now..
    :nocountryforshitposters:

    ..but for those that haven't, I should point out the creator of this game 'for lesbians', was the dude in a dress.

    Which one?
    The ugly one in a dress
    Which one?
    The deviant called Tabitha..real name April.. actual real name Dave.

    Anyway where were we?

    Oh yes, entering the castle..

    Dave Tabitha
    So like, like step on me

    Rox Faggot
    Oh yes, I'm so horny, like right now

    Cunt in a hat
    Like

    Bee They/them GM
    Like the air quality is getting worse and like let's recycle the environment

    What?
    No idea

    The other dude in a white dress
    [​IMG]
    :what:

    Would?
    No, but I'm fairly sure some codexers would.

    ..I like, make some bad decisions, but like like

    Cunt in a hat
    You should like, like love yourself and have like some self respect.

    Bee They/Them
    Like

    Dude Dave
    Like

    Bee They/them
    Like you enter the castle, it's like, like what do you call twisty stairs?

    All the dudes trannies wombyn?
    Spiral

    Bee They/them GM
    You go up the spiral.. what do you do

    All the deviants
    Go upstairs and have sex..like.

    Cunt
    We are like, always like, learning and like

    Gay dude
    Suddenly we see a wombyn, like, covered in the blood of her enemies

    Cunt in a hat
    Oh, that's so hot

    By the way I'm not making this up, this is literally what's being said, the conversations make no sense.
    I now believe these are all aliens/demons/robots who have been programmed to just say random words..and wear dresses


    Gay dude
    You're saying, I should see what arouses me, in say.. like a safe space?

    Cunt
    Ok, like, I don't think we should cut her head off, but like still punish her..
    ..so like, give me her pinky finger

    The conversation now devolves into a discussion about wearing body parts whilst deadlifting.
    :hmmm:


    Tranny Dave Tabitha
    Ok, like let's not talk about body parts

    Like his missing penis?

    Only 40minutes left..
    :negative:

    I'll return another day..



     
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    Lol I most certainly have not. Why do you think we sent you? :D

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    It's not just the weird arousal -- why are the players telling what their characters are seeing and not the GM? What sort of faggotry is that? My players start to try something like that uninvited and I'll guarantee they'll pretty soon see their deaths. Or maybe only their characters' deaths.
     
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