Crispy™ Codex UT Slaughterfest (CUTS) Official Bet Thread

[Blaine]

I erred in forgetting that SEND is not only Asian, but also of the lineage of Ghengis Khan.

Additionally, DU is bald and therefore impotent. I expected him to be a handicap to his team, but then he switched to the team I bet on to make up for no-shows.

 

[Ulminati]

Eh, it was Roxor who brought in the cheddar during the first match

 

[shiteatingnippledick]

EVERYTHING ON TAGS

-1475 fists for Gobblecock

+1475 you mean.

Watched the stream

shiteatingnippledick isn't cheating lol, he's running straight at people who aren't even dodging (notice how SEND and I both move like spastics so we're harder to hit) so it's very easy for him to line up a headshot because DU/NG/Andhaira don't bounce around that much. When he goes to shoot me it usually takes him a few more shots to land a hit if I'm not focusing on someone else. He just has good aim, and it was a good streak of frags. Nothing more, nothing less.

Yeah you had great movement. Have you unbinded the double tap dodging stuff?

I erred in forgetting that SEND is not only Asian, but also of the lineage of Ghengis Khan.

Eh, it was Roxor who brought in the cheddar during the first match

I got one flag carry goddamnit.

 

[Ulminati]

Fixed now. It was hard to keep track of all the quotes.

 

[Blaine]

Eh, it was Roxor who brought in the cheddar during the first match

Roxor was an unknown to me. I pegged him as a sluggish RPG- and turn based-centric type, but clearly that was a mistake.

 

[Sensuki]

Yeah you had great movement. Have you unbinded the double tap dodging stuff?

Yours was better in the CTF game. And nah I have the double tap dodge on but I always forget to use it because of UT2004 where you double jump and the dodge isn't super necessary ahah.

CTF is frustrating when your team doesn't have much teamwork because you can't be everywhere at once. I prefer Domination and Assault because you can have a higher impact if you're a good fragger (whereas CTF takes the focus off the frags).

 

[Lucky]

it was pretty easy to tell who was and wasn't used to this kind of gamel. Some people even tried standing still to line up their shots.

maybe...

Here's all the bets from the thread:


+200 fists for lestryfe


-200 fists for Zed


+150 Fists for Karwelas


-1000 fists for Kz3r0


-300 fists for Tzaero


+/- 1980 fists for laclongquan. DU switched teams to make it 4v4. Not sure how to call it.


-30 fists for darthaegis


+2036 fists for SEND


+20 fists for Andnjord


+182 fists for empyrean


+3200 fists for Random


-100 fists for Morkar


The Brazilian slaughter goes back to 0 Brofists


Marbles is un-dumbfucked


+5 fists for Dreed the high roller


-1466 brofists for Icewater


+128 fists for zwanzig_zwoelf


-200 fists for Lady Error


+1475 fists for Gobblecock


+200 fists for Jaedar


-all his brofists for MaskedMan


-150 fists for D_X


-911 fists for black


-100 fists for jaesun


-23600 fists for Blaine


-42 fists for Gaius maximus


+324 fists for Transfiguring Roar


+283 fists for BBMorti


+50 fists for Darthaegis


+389850 fists for Ulminati

Don't for get me now. I too want on the list of potential gambling addicts.

 

[MaskedMan]

nice job freedom men

 

[Ulminati]

Don't for get me now. I too want on the list of potential gambling addicts.

Your bet didn't come in until the match was well underway though. I figured it was probably invalid.

 

[shiteatingnippledick]

Yours was better in the CTF game. And nah I have the double tap dodge on but I always forget to use it because of UT2004 where you double jump and the dodge isn't super necessary ahah.

CTF is frustrating when your team doesn't have much teamwork because you can't be everywhere at once. I prefer Domination and Assault because you can have a higher impact if you're a good fragger (whereas CTF takes the focus off the frags).

I was quite glad your input in the CTF was minimized.

 

[Sensuki]

I had a feeling that was going to be the case, as I said in the server prior

I think I woulda done better in one of those underground closed maps where people have to pass me to get to the flag

 

[Lucky]

Your bet didn't come in until the match was well underway though. I figured it was probably invalid.

Ah, I wasn't aware. Wouldn't all three bets around that time be illegible then, though? I pretty much edited it just after I posted it.

 

[Ulminati]

I had a feeling that was going to be the case, as I said in the server prior

At least you got your 1v1 so you still get... whatever it was you were playing for.

Poor andhaira will never be freed

Your bet didn't come in until the match was well underway though. I figured it was probably invalid.

Ah, I wasn't aware. Wouldn't all three bets around that time be illegible then, though? I pretty much edited it just after I posted it.

They were 8 mins into the match when you posted your bet. that's pretty long in a deathmatch

 

[Sensuki]

I had a feeling that was going to be the case, as I said in the server prior

At least you got your 1v1 so you still get... whatever it was you were playing for.

Poor andhaira will never be freed

Indeed, Bester should be happy.

Poor Andhaira lol. Not good at FPS and 400 ping. GG

LOOKING FORWARD TO THE NEXT ONE

gun4hire

 

[Ulminati]

LOOKING FORWARD TO THE NEXT ONE

gun4hire

Maybe Andy or Liberal should hire you to fight for their virtue

 

[Sensuki]

Also what is the penalty for a no show Dark Underlord

 

[Lucky]

At least you got your 1v1 so you still get... whatever it was you were playing for.

Poor andhaira will never be freed


I think DU was 4-5 frags up by the time you posted it. I may be mistaken. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Don't know if it had started, I could only watch the flag matches that managed to get streamed. Just happened to see your post and thought it be funny to do the same. I was actually hoping we'd lose and joke about knowing your pain.

 

[Ulminati]

Look at the timestamps on the posts man. Yours was 8 mins after mine. DU was carving his initials on Night Goat's scrotum by that time.

[edit]

On closer inspection, BBMorti and DarthAegis also didn't make their bets until the match was well underway. Removed them from my post. I'm sure they're thankful to you.

 

[Darth Roxor]

Goddammit Ulminati you fucker, you were so busy trying to spot shitdick cheating that you didn't record shit from my epic impact hammer triple kill roomsweep at the first cap

 

[Ulminati]

Goddammit Ulminati you fucker, you were so busy trying to spot shitdick cheating that you didn't record shit from my epic impact hammer triple kill roomsweep at the first cap

Can I bet fists on me spectating the wrong guy and missing a wicked triple kill?

I'M A GOD DAMN NOSTRADAMUS!

 

[Unkillable Cat]

+389850 fists for Ulminati

Great, now Scrooge will invade Denmark with a cry of "LEBENSRAUM!" "BRUDFAUST!" and start WWIII in the process.

 

[Lucky]

Hmmm yes, but the lord in question fisted Darthaegis after that! An implicit acknowledgement of the bet? Why yes, I'll have to bet bet on that minute between him and me not making a difference in turn! That's more exciting, anyway.

On closer inspection, BBMorti and DarthAegis also didn't make their bets until the match was well underway. Removed them from my post. I'm sure they're thankful to you.

They should. The betting is more fun than the winning, so not knowing whether our bets counted and having to wait is more amusing than winning straight-out. It's just a bunch of up-votes, it's not like anyone cares about those. At least this way we get to play with them.

 

[darthaegis]

eh, whatever.

 

[DraQ]

Goddammit Ulminati you fucker, you were so busy trying to spot shitdick cheating that you didn't record shit from my epic impact hammer triple kill roomsweep at the first cap

Can I bet fists on me spectating the wrong guy and missing a wicked triple kill?

I'M A GOD DAMN NOSTRADAMUS!

Have you at least recorded a demo this time or are vidyas the only thing we have again?

 

[Ulminati]

Have you at least recorded a demo this time or are vidyas the only thing we have again?

I asked a shitton of times for people to tell me how to record a video and noone responded. Googling "how to record UT replay" just gave a bunch of links to people saying "use FRAPS". So this is all you get.

Maybe you should volunteer to record the next time