How do you prefer your USB drives?

[DarkUnderlord]

As an attempt to offer something different...

Minimum order is 100 units, so I'd need at least 100 people voting for any of the above options.

If we reached that, we would then run it as a regular fundraiser. IE: We'd need to raise $2,000 USD, $2,500 USD or $3,500 USD total (depending on drive size). Then everyone who donated would get a USB for every X dollars they donated. Codex would end up with about 30% of total funds raised (regardless of option).

And you'd get some potato to spend as well.

Prices include postage (Air Mail, arrives in 3-10 days to most of the shit holes you people live in).

 

[SuicideBunny]

none of those are that good, since they both seem to have somewhat fragile bits that will stick out and get broken off or tangled in other shit. they look also somewhat ginormous for usb drives.
is that the only option you got or can you also design a sliding one?

 

[Blaine]

As an Amerikwan, I can't read millimeters and I'm getting a mental picture of Christmas tree-sized USB sticks here.

 

[shiteatingnippledick]

Where do the orders get send from? Because the chances are I get shitload of taxes on top of those prices which will milk my already dry wallet even drier.

 

[WhiteGuts]

Give us this

 

[Turisas]

I'd rather order a butane torch.

 

[shiteatingnippledick]

Give us this

That's copyrighted.

 

[Baron]

A multi-headed dicks USB would look best jutting out of my office computer... plus being caught by the office cute girl, her eyes meet yours, and you give her a sly look that says, "that's right... multi-headed dicks."

You know, what I'd really buy is a lapel pin. Like all those US politicians who make it mandatory to wear the flag on their suit lapel.... except, dicks.


Golf balls would also work well. You lose them, some old guy is poking around in the reeds on the hole 5 water trap. He's all stoked he's found your ball. Then, he holds it up and turns it around, wiping the mud off with his thumb...

Heart attack. And victory.


Seriously, I'd order a pack of custom golf balls.

 

[SuicideBunny]

oh yeah, codex troll lapel pin would be sweet too.

 

[DarkUnderlord]

The white space between the legs and arms of the troll aren't empty space. His arms are filled in and he's actually joined between the feet. But yes, the trolls arms do make him quite wide for a USB.

Product Colour: Fully Customised Moulded Designs Features: Moulded soft PVC in multiple colours and shapes, Grade A memory, 10 Year warranty on data retention, 1 year replacement warranty on faulty manufacture.

Certification: CE, FCC, USB2.0, RoHS

Product Size: 2-D approx 60 x 30 x 10 mm, single sided moulding, 3-D on application Print

Area: 2-D approx 60 x 30 x 10 mm, 3-D on application

Print Process: Moulded, Epoxy dome, Pad print Delivery: 3-4 weeks (indent) from art approval​

As an Amerikwan, I can't read millimeters and I'm getting a mental picture of Christmas tree-sized USB sticks here.

Use the USB plug as a reference point. Hold an existing USB up to the screen and scale the image until the plug's about the same size on screen as the one you're holding.

 

[Blaine]

I was kidding, Jesus Christ.

The troll is 3.4 inches tall, about the same length as alkeides' fully erect penis, give or take.

 

[SuicideBunny]

those three sticking out dicks look like they would break very easily, and even with the space between legs filled, with the giant sticking out foot and much narrower connection to the rest of the body it looks like a disaster waiting to happen. and even if the arms are filled, with them sticking out like that they will wear off and look weird very fast, same for feet if they don't break off.
smaller and square housing size with just a norma print would be more attractive imo, although the print is likely to wear off fast unless you give it raised edges or protect it some other way. it being so wide and hugeass makes also makes it very unpractical and more of a pure novelty item, which kinda defeats the purpose of also being an usb drive somewhat.

 

[catfood]

IMO he MHD should be used for a splitter:

 

[jcd]

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[FeelTheRads]

smaller and square housing size with just a norma print would be more attractive imo, although the print is likely to wear off fast unless you give it raised edges or protect it some other way

These would be printed too anyway, no? So instead of ending up with a blank square you'll end up with a blank unidentifiable blobby shape.
Would not buy.
Also lol at the troll having a belly on his back. Just make both sides identical or print RPGWatch on the back.

 

[WhiteGuts]

How do you know that guy is a Codexer ? He has a MULTI HEADED DICKS OH GOD ITS HEAVAN USB drive.

 

[mondblut]

Any usb stick that renders neighboring usb connectors unusable with its humongous size belongs to a trash bin.

 

[FeelTheRads]

Better just get someone to do some nice 3D models and sell them on Shapeways as miniatures or accessories. At least then you'd have the chance of selling 1 or 2.

Besides, what lady wouldn't crave MHD earrings? What monocled gentleman wouldn't adorn his tie with a troll pin?

 

[Excommunicator]

How about offer a prize for those who come up with (new) practical and clever designs for the USB drives. The above designs have some issues as mentioned.

 

[Tzaero]

How about offer a prize for those who come up with practical and clever designs for the USB drives. The above designs have some issues as mentioned.

Now this would be fun.

 

[DarkUnderlord]

I'm open to suggestions.

I was kidding, Jesus Christ.

I'm not Jesus.

 

[Tzaero]

How bout make this red, put a codex head on the cap and the words "Does not scale to your level"

 

[Blaine]

I'm not Jesus.

Don't get comma-cute with me.

I wonder if you can stuff a tiny little USB drive into a d20? I'd definitely purchase a USB drive in the form of a #48505F blue d20 with white lettering.

 

[DwarvenFood]

Waiting for Prosper's entry.

 

[tuluse]

How bout make this red, put a codex head on the cap and the words "Does not scale to your level"

I'm going to lose the cap and then not see the troll head anymore.