Just look at the facts, broflation is real

[DarkUnderlord]

 

[Zed]

reduce brofists by 90% annually.

alternatively reset brofists and do not allow for brofists to be gambled with in the future.

 

[Deuce Traveler]

It's a bubble. The market will eventually collapse when those holding brofists realize that their fiat fist currency is backed by nothing and no longer has intrinsic value.

 

[Zorba the Hutt]

Inevitable given the ongoing increase in membership. When brofists were introduced in 2012 there was a much smaller population of >1yr members and good posts might get 4 or 5 fists. Now, the much larger membership results in similar posts getting 20+.

Very serious business, obviously. The only solution is more betting shenanigans, but this time rigged in favour of the house rather than featuring an obviously lame nag like Crispy.

 

[Sitra Achara]

These kinds of curves are also used to prove that Global Warming is real, which we know it isn't.

 

[Angthoron]

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To what index are the brofists tied to, anyway? They need to be tied to a solid stable index, "invisible hand of the market" is not going to regulate itself, you know.

 

[ERYFKRAD]

This is a bad thing because?

Long live anus_pounder

 

[mastroego]

So yes, there's too much brotherhood going on.
Solution (if needed) is simple: allow "sisfists" that add algebraically.
(Or do the same with brolapses)

You might also go full option with gayfists and "gender neutral" fists, obviously. Not sure how they'd add.

 

[Ulminati]

Fists go into the system but never come out. The only way to have a working economy is to either have a "fist sink" where people can convert their fists into something else, or cause brofisting to remove a fist from the user. With more and more fist-eligble members being able to conjure fists out of thing air, broflation will only get worse.

Or a combination of the two. Turn the current brolapse into a regular un-bro. Then add the option to bro-lapse someone, which removes both a fist from them and from the person doing the brolapsing. (Naturally, a person with no brofists to his name would not be able to brolapse under this system).

 

[ERYFKRAD]

So yes, there's too much brotherhood going on.
Solution (if needed) is simple: add "sisfists" that add algebraically.
(Or do the same with brolapses)

You might also go full option with gayfists and "gender neutral" fists, obviously. Not sure how they'd add.

You do not want this, bro. Trust me, you don't.

 

[Ulminati]

You do not want this, bro. Trust me, you don't.

It's about that time of year again...

 

[Ulrox]

Blame reddit.

 

[Zorba the Hutt]

Nonsense, we must add more brofists in the economy by FISTING FISTING FISTING MORE BROS in order to increase userbase/post growth. The Bank of Scrooge must release more brofists into the economy to increase GROWTH so we can BROFIST MOAR! ALL IS WELL, DISREGARD NAYSAYERS!

So a codex variant on quantitative easing, rectal easing?

I can see the logical endpoint of this hyperinflation, DU converting each thousand fists into one new hitlerfist.

 

[Tacgnol]

Nonsense, we must add more brofists in the economy by FISTING FISTING FISTING MORE BROS in order to increase userbase/post growth. The Bank of Scrooge must release more brofists into the economy to increase GROWTH so we can BROFIST MOAR! ALL IS WELL, DISREGARD NAYSAYERS!

No we must cut everything! Only with vast public brofisting cuts can we save this fragile economy.

 

[mastroego]

Fists go into the system but never come out. The only way to have a working economy is to either have a "fist sink" where people can convert their fists into something else, or cause brofisting to remove a fist from the user. With more and more fist-eligble members being able to conjure fists out of thing air, broflation will only get worse.

Brofists as "mana pool" to do shenanigans or elite trolling.
I dig this.

 

[Angthoron]

Remove brofist

REMOVE BROFIST remove brofist you are worst fist. you are the fist idiot you are the fist smell. return to watch"like". to our watch cousins you may come our formu. you may live in the prosperland….ahahahaha , dac we will never forgeve you.

 

[ERYFKRAD]

Remove brofist

REMOVE BROFIST remove brofist you are worst fist. you are the fist idiot you are the fist smell. return to watch"like". to our watch cousins you may come our formu. you may live in the prosperland….ahahahaha , dac we will never forgeve you.

because low effort.

 

[Angthoron]

Remove brofist

REMOVE BROFIST remove brofist you are worst fist. you are the fist idiot you are the fist smell. return to watch"like". to our watch cousins you may come our formu. you may live in the prosperland….ahahahaha , dac we will never forgeve you.

because low effort.

how dare you i put plenty of effort in my po

 

[Darth Roxor]

But have we already reached peak brofist?

 

[ERYFKRAD]

But have we already reached peak brofist?

Not on my watch you ain't gonna.

 

[Hirato]

If you look closely, you can spot the moment Darth Roxor's PoE review was posted.

 

[NotAGolfer]

This is a bad thing because?

Long live anus_pounder

Alt detected.

 

[Black]

Ever since I won my double-fist bet on the scrub vs Menckenstein in UT I've felt empty. I'd thought that all those brofists would fill all my empty holes but I'm left with a huge gaping hole of darkness.
Maybe if we could exchange them for hookers and coke...

 

[jcd]

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[WhiteGuts]

Limit fists to 7-10 fists a day. That way, people will have to be a lot more considerate about their fisting priviledge.