Just look at the facts, broflation is real

[Dreaad]

Out of curiosity did the transfer of fists from those whom were involved in the fisting conspiracy act as an inflation? As in did each brofist transferred count as a new fist printed or did the measuring mechanism take into account the loss of an equal number of fists from other members. I find it hard to believe that after several tens of thousands of brofists were purged in the last two months alone, from the Crispy cowardliness incident and the brospiracy event.... yet somehow fists are still rising. I strongly suggest all of you prepare your tin foil hats, because I suspect this links all the way back to the JFK "assassination".

 

[Kane]

I find it hard to believe that after several tens of thousands of brofists were purged in the last two months alone, from the Crispy cowardliness incident and the brospiracy event.... yet somehow fists are still rising.

It's obvious that DU is trying to pressure through tight Austerity measures, using numbers and graphs out of context to support his ill worldview.

 

[Mustawd]

I find it hard to believe that after several tens of thousands of brofists were purged in the last two months alone, from the Crispy cowardliness incident and the brospiracy event.... yet somehow fists are still rising.

It's obvious that DU is trying to pressure through tight Austerity measures, using numbers and graphs out of context to support his ill worldview.

Well, the fear of fistflation is real. I've heard of stories of Potato countries using brofists as insulation for their potato huts as the fists they owned were so devalued. Hell, if you wanted to simply brofist a post you liked you had to bring a wheel-barrow of brofists just so it would register. Dark times indeed.

 

[Kane]

I find it hard to believe that after several tens of thousands of brofists were purged in the last two months alone, from the Crispy cowardliness incident and the brospiracy event.... yet somehow fists are still rising.

It's obvious that DU is trying to pressure through tight Austerity measures, using numbers and graphs out of context to support his ill worldview.

Well, the fear of fistflation is real. I've heard of stories of Potato countries using brofists as insulation for their potato huts as the fists they owned were so devalued. Hell, if you wanted to simply brofist a post you liked you had to bring a wheel-barrow of brofists just so it would register. Dark times indeed.

Because, as we have already established, the current inflationary trend is caused by shortage of aggregate supply, the solution becomes obvious: As growth has to match supply, we need to invest more brofists into the market, especially into the public sectors such as GD and Prosperland. Fistcal policies will only worsen the current trend.

 

[Mustawd]

Goddamn you and your leftist brofist policies!

liberals

 

[Kane]

Goddamn you and your leftist brofist policies!

liberals

I am merely a voice of sanity in the masses of screams from the asylum.

 

[Kz3r0]

The only solution is to dump the excess of brofists in Retardoland, in this way they will maintain their nominal value while being removed from the market.
This will be a powerful lever with which control supply and demand as needed.

 

[Lady_Error]

I find it hard to believe that after several tens of thousands of brofists were purged in the last two months alone, from the Crispy cowardliness incident and the brospiracy event....

It's all a conspiracy of the Scroogeminaty, who get all the brofists in the end by manipulating our currency issuer (DU) through devious control behind the scenes.

 

[Zarniwoop]

Good thing I invested in Bitfits and Dogefists.

Cryptofists are teh future, unlike normal fiat brofists that are just bits of data and not backed by anything of actual worth. Fight the powa!

 

[Kz3r0]

Maybe we should return to using a hard currency as it was:


But the powers that be will continue to force us to use virtual footnotes that they can manipulate at will.

 

[Ulminati]

I find it hard to believe that after several tens of thousands of brofists were purged in the last two months alone, from the Crispy cowardliness incident and the brospiracy event....

It's all a conspiracy of the Scroogeminaty, who get all the brofists in the end by manipulating our currency issuer (DU) through devious control behind the scenes.

I deny these ridiculous rumours that I've merged with Scrooge and formed Scroogeminati.

 

[Zep Zepo]

I propose The Independent Bank of Fists. (I-BoF)

Please store your fists in this post for safe keeping while i work on the bank's charter and get the necessary government approval.

*YOBO!

Zep--
You Only Bro Once.

 

[Dreaad]

I find it hard to believe that after several tens of thousands of brofists were purged in the last two months alone, from the Crispy cowardliness incident and the brospiracy event....

It's all a conspiracy of the Scroogeminaty, who get all the brofists in the end by manipulating our currency issuer (DU) through devious control behind the scenes.

I deny these ridiculous rumours that I've merged with Scrooge and formed Scroogeminati.

 

[DakaSha]

I still think my idea of Brofist seasons is the answer. Ireaneus agreed, rest his 100% white soul.

Reset brofists monthly, semi annually, or annually, and at the end of a season show the top 25 brofisted or some shit. This will not only negate broflation but certainly lead to fun side effects.

 

[Zarniwoop]

So instead of brofist counts, there'd be some secondary counter shit going on. Like an indirect form of brofisting.

Sounds like dem derivatives to me, don't you remember what caused the Great Depression II Electric Boogaloo in 2008?

 

[Ulminati]

I still think my idea of Brofist seasons is the answer. Ireaneus agreed, rest his 100% white soul.

Reset brofists monthly, semi annually, or annually, and at the end of a season show the top 25 brofisted or some shit. This will not only negate broflation but certainly lead to fun side effects.

Like monthly, annual or semi-annual shitpost sprees by people desperate to have the WCDS fist them into the top25.

The last fistgate came about because a codexer who is too cowardly to deserve being named wanted to harvest fists for a trophy. Imagine if people like him were tempted every month.

 

[DakaSha]

I still think my idea of Brofist seasons is the answer. Ireaneus agreed, rest his 100% white soul.

Reset brofists monthly, semi annually, or annually, and at the end of a season show the top 25 brofisted or some shit. This will not only negate broflation but certainly lead to fun side effects.

Like monthly, annual or semi-annual shitpost sprees by people desperate to have the WCDS fist them into the top25.

Exactly?

 

[Zarniwoop]

Like monthly, annual or semi-annual shitpost sprees by people desperate to have the WCDS fist them into the top25.

The last fistgate came about because a codexer who is too cowardly to deserve being named wanted to harvest fists for a trophy. Imagine if people like him were tempted every month.

Like I said, the next Bronancial Collapse.

 

[Ulminati]

Brofists were meant to bring balance to the shitposting! Not encourage it!

 

[ERYFKRAD]

The last fistgate came about because a codexer who is too cowardly to deserve being named wanted to harvest fists for a trophy. Imagine if people like him were tempted every month.

Wait, we had a fistgate?

 

[Tzaero]

The last fistgate came about because a codexer who is too cowardly to deserve being named wanted to harvest fists for a trophy. Imagine if people like him were tempted every month.

Wait, we had a fistgate?

The bastard RAW.

 

[DakaSha]

Brofists were meant to bring balance to the shitposting! Not encourage it!

Why do you hate the codex so much Ulminati?

 

[Mustawd]

So instead of brofist counts, there'd be some secondary counter shit going on. Like an indirect form of brofisting.

Sounds like dem derivatives to me, don't you remember what caused the Great Depression II Electric Boogaloo in 2008?

Innovative codexers should start pooling bro fists from newfags such as myself, so we can consolidate the brofisting power. Then we can simply sell these pools of fists in sections to those who need/want to be exposed to future bro fists in a predictable bro fist flow.

Flawless logic really.

 

[Zarniwoop]

So instead of brofist counts, there'd be some secondary counter shit going on. Like an indirect form of brofisting.

Sounds like dem derivatives to me, don't you remember what caused the Great Depression II Electric Boogaloo in 2008?

Innovative codexers should start pooling bro fists from newfags such as myself, so we can consolidate the brofisting power. Then we can simply sell these pools of fists in sections to those who need/want to be exposed...

 

[pippin]

'I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with shitposts and brofists.' ~ Albert Einstein