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[NeoKino]

Bruh Roqua lets settle this me and you 1 on 1 in Pokemon Showdown.

http://pokemonshowdown.com/
Lemme guess Pokemans is a Kids game hur dur no way I can lose to you!

Are you saying pokeman isn't a kids game? I do not understand you.

It is but, it's also a very fun to play competitively.

You know what Mega man and Mario are kids games too, they are also very fun to play.

 

[Roqua]

Bruh Roqua lets settle this me and you 1 on 1 in Pokemon Showdown.

http://pokemonshowdown.com/
Lemme guess Pokemans is a Kids game hur dur no way I can lose to you!

Are you saying pokeman isn't a kids game? I do not understand you.

It is buts its very fun to play competively.

You know what Mega man and Mario are kids games to they are very fun to play.

Yeah, and Harry Potter is a good book. And Frozen was a good movie. And the jumping balls bin thing and the slide at McDonalds are fun to play on. And wearing diapers is funner than being potty trained. And skipping is fun. And not working is fun. And not being responsible is fun. Etc, etc. Being a grown up sucks, but your parents failed to raise you right and you think being a little manboy is super cute. Everything about the adult world sucks, they should have taught you that and made sure you had the grit and intestinal fortitude to handle it when you became old enough to vote.

Back in my day kids were expected to grow up at some point, and if they didn't the normal kids would beat the shit out of them until they became normal (or at least was able to pretend to be in public). Since this practice has stopped every white kid wants a Jewfro and a fucking pokeman doll.

P.S. I have never read Harry Potter or watched those children's movies because I have access to real books written by real adults aimed at adults with adult themes and concepts. I don't read kids books, nor do I read books aimed at 12 year old girls like the vampire versus werewolf books, or the poorly localized little girl Battle Royal books made into little girl movies called Hunger Games.

 

[NeoKino]

Bruh Roqua lets settle this me and you 1 on 1 in Pokemon Showdown.

http://pokemonshowdown.com/
Lemme guess Pokemans is a Kids game hur dur no way I can lose to you!

Are you saying pokeman isn't a kids game? I do not understand you.

It is buts its very fun to play competively.

You know what Mega man and Mario are kids games to they are very fun to play.

Yeah, and Harry Potter is a good book. And Frozen was a good movie. And the jumping balls bin thing and the slide at McDonalds are fun to play on. And wearing diapers is funner than being potty trained. And skipping is fun. And not working is fun. And not being responsible is fun. Etc, etc. Being a grown up sucks, but your parents failed to raise you right and you think being a little manboy is super cute. Everything about the adult world sucks, they should have taught you that and made sure you had the grit and intestinal fortitude to handle it when you became old enough to vote.

Back in my day kids were expected to grow up at some point, and if they didn't the normal kids would beat the shit out of them until they became normal (or at least was able to pretend to be in public). Since this practice has stopped every white kid wants a Jewfro and a fucking pokeman doll.

Bruh, I'm not saying not to grow up. As an adult you have certain responsibilities you must do in order to keep the stability and prosperity of society, neglecting those responsibilities turn your society into a third world slum or 18th century australia. I also get your upset about pokemon go, I am too and I hope Niantic's success with the game don't give GameFreak too much Ideas to shit up the series. It's one of the few pick up and play turn-based games nowadays and it's practically the only turn based competitive RPG in the market, although the series has been rehashed to death it would be a shame if it were to disappear very few games have that niche.

If I a productive Adult who makes 78k in his shitty Engineering Job working for Big oil decided to play "Children's Games" once in awhile I don't see how Im neglecting the responsibility I have as an adult member of Society.

 

[jcd]

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[Roqua]

Bruh Roqua lets settle this me and you 1 on 1 in Pokemon Showdown.

http://pokemonshowdown.com/
Lemme guess Pokemans is a Kids game hur dur no way I can lose to you!

Are you saying pokeman isn't a kids game? I do not understand you.

It is buts its very fun to play competively.

You know what Mega man and Mario are kids games to they are very fun to play.

Yeah, and Harry Potter is a good book. And Frozen was a good movie. And the jumping balls bin thing and the slide at McDonalds are fun to play on. And wearing diapers is funner than being potty trained. And skipping is fun. And not working is fun. And not being responsible is fun. Etc, etc. Being a grown up sucks, but your parents failed to raise you right and you think being a little manboy is super cute. Everything about the adult world sucks, they should have taught you that and made sure you had the grit and intestinal fortitude to handle it when you became old enough to vote.

Back in my day kids were expected to grow up at some point, and if they didn't the normal kids would beat the shit out of them until they became normal (or at least was able to pretend to be in public). Since this practice has stopped every white kid wants a Jewfro and a fucking pokeman doll.

Bruh, I'm not saying not to grow up. As an adult you have certain responsibilities you must do in order to keep the stability and prosperity of society, neglecting those responsibilities turn your society into a third world slum or 18th century australia. I also get your upset about pokemon go, I am too and I hope Niantic's success with the game don't give GameFreak too much Ideas to shit up the series. It's one of the few pick up and play turn-based games nowadays and it's practically the only turn based competitive RPG in the market, although the series has been rehashed to death it would be a shame if it were to disappear very few games have that niche.

If I a productive Adult who makes 78k in his shitty Engineering Job working for Big oil decided to play "Children's Games" once in awhile I don't see how Im neglecting the responsibility I have as an adult member of Society.

Look, you have a job and I'm proud of you and all. I'm not saying adults playing little kids games should be illegal, but it should not be acceptable to the public at large and should hold serious social repercussions like no promotions or friends outside of a small group fo weirdos who play kids games as adults. I see no difference between a grown person playing pokeman and a grown person dressing up as a baby and playing shoots and ladders and reading Dr. Seuss books to your cat and make believe friend Oscar right before your imaginary tea party.

 

[Neanderthal]

RPGs an computer games in general'd be out an all followin that logic wunt they?

 

[King Crispy]

Stop attempting to actually use logic when arguing with Roqua.

 

[DraQ]

Back in my day kids were expected to grow up at some point, and if they didn't the normal kids would beat the shit out of them until they became normal (or at least was able to pretend to be in public). Since this practice has stopped every white kid wants a Jewfro and a fucking pokeman doll.

Not that I disagree on the subject of pokey-men and other such hurr potheads but it's somewhat ironic coming from a neotenic ape.

 

[Roqua]

RPGs an computer games in general'd be out an all followin that logic wunt they?

How so? Crpgs are aimed at children? The games I like are far too complex for children. That is like saying Trivial Pursuit is a kids game, or chess.

Stop attempting to actually use logic when arguing with Roqua.

You mean poor, flawed, and faulty child's logic against my perfect logic? If you say so, smarty pants.

Back in my day kids were expected to grow up at some point, and if they didn't the normal kids would beat the shit out of them until they became normal (or at least was able to pretend to be in public). Since this practice has stopped every white kid wants a Jewfro and a fucking pokeman doll.

Not that I disagree on the subject of pokey-men and other such hurr potheads but it's somewhat ironic coming from a neotenic ape.

Yes, skin color is magic. We already covered this in a million other posts. My skin color makes me all dumb and I don't even play computer games. I just hold the cd and give it a good shaking and scream oogah boogah at it and then put on my grass skirt and grab my spear and do a dance around my computer praising the earth spirits.

 

[DraQ]

Yes, skin color is magic. We already covered this in a million other posts. My skin color makes me all dumb and I don't even play computer games. I just hold the cd and give it a good shaking and scream oogah boogah at it and then put on my grass skirt and grab my spear and do a dance around my computer praising the earth spirits.

Hint: I haven't referred to race.

 

[Neanderthal]

RPGs an computer games in general'd be out an all followin that logic wunt they?

How so? Crpgs are aimed at children? The games I like are far too complex for children. That is like saying Trivial Pursuit is a kids game, or chess.

I played all three as a fairly young un, though there weren't CRPGs at begiinning unless you count text adventures, which were pretty good sometimes. Thought one called Warlord were good, about a Celt fighting a Roman to stop expansion o Empire.

 

[Roqua]

Yes, skin color is magic. We already covered this in a million other posts. My skin color makes me all dumb and I don't even play computer games. I just hold the cd and give it a good shaking and scream oogah boogah at it and then put on my grass skirt and grab my spear and do a dance around my computer praising the earth spirits.

Hint: I haven't referred to race.

I apologize. I am so used to the nigger ape shit I just assumed. You were just insulting me and my intellect from what you are saying, which is different from just being a racist idiot. I also thought neotenic as related to humans only referred to sexual development while too immature and childish to actually be parents and thought you were another monkey who thinks they are smart. But, I just read up on it and that is only a concept. The term is scientifically used today for humans as follows- Neoteny in humans is the slowing or delaying of body development, compared to non-human primates, resulting in features such as a large head, a flat face, and relatively short arms and legs. These neotenic changes may have been brought about by sexual selection in human evolution. In turn, they may have permitted the development of human capacities such as emotional communication. However, humans also have relatively large noses and long legs, both peramorphic (not neotenic) traits. Some evolutionary theorists have proposed that neoteny was a key feature in human evolution.

But continues with this - Stephen Jay Gould believed that the "evolutionary story" of humans is one where we have been "retaining to adulthood the originally juvenile features of our ancestors".[17] J. B. S. Haldane mirrors Gould's hypothesis by stating a "major evolutionary trend in human beings" is "greater prolongation of childhood and retardation of maturity."[5] Delbert D. Thiessen said that "neoteny becomes more apparent as early primates evolved into later forms" and that primates have been "evolving toward flat face."[18] However, in light of some groups using arguments based around neoteny to support racism, Gould also argued "that the whole enterprise of ranking groups by degree of neoteny is fundamentally unjustified" (Gould, 1996, pg. 150).[19] Doug Jones argued that human evolution's trend toward neoteny may have been caused by sexual selection in human evolution for neotenous facial traits in women by men with the resulting neoteny in male faces being a "by-product" of sexual selection for neotenous female faces.[20]


Interesting stuff.

 

[Trojan_generic]

Hmmm... to know what he's writing about, the op has either been
- playing Pokemon, or
- been watching someone play Pokemon.
Also, he's too old to have played Pokemon under the age of 6 (it was released around 1998 according to wiki).

 

[DavidBVal]

but what is Pokemon?

 

[Jasede]

 

[King Crispy]

but what is Pokemon?

Something that's a lot easier to define than RPG's are.

 

[Alienman]

Is this a request for... safe spaces?

 

[felipepepe]

Pokémon is:

- Turn-based
- Party Based
- A pre-2000 game
- The most popular RPG series ever
- Getting more complex with every new release
- Indoctrinating kids to like TB combat & not care for graphics
- Has more stats than a (modern) Bethesda game
- Has better dungeons & puzzles than anything by (modern) BioWare
- Most people here played it on an emulator, so it's a PC game
- Something your girlfiriend will actually play with you
- Extremely cute

Yeah, let's ban all talk of it. Fucking Wasteland 2 and Pillars of Eternity is were incline really is, right guys? Right?

 

[Dawkinsfan69]

LPs are objectively better than playing the actual game.

1) They're free
2) You don't need to waste hours dealing with shit mindless combat. Just skip right past that shit (I'm looking at you PST and every other damn game out there)
3) Can watch while working
4) No need to blow $$$ on systems/gpu
5) Don't need to worry about bugs/shit mechanics/shit combat design
6) Skip right past the mandatory walking simulation crap
7) No wasted hard drive space
8) They're FREE

Games go from being 50-100 hours in length to about 1.5 hour when you cut the bullshit combat out

Then, hopefully you'll finally realize that a library card offers more value. But that's too hard for us 1st worlders

 

[Jaesun]

Joined: Jun 2, 2016

 

[Space Insect]

I only watch lps if it's a game with either terrible or non-existent gameplay but with a story that seems to interest me. Or better, just watch the cutscenes pasted together to get a decent movie experience.

 

[Wayward Son]

I watch them once in a while from people that I know have similar tastes to me to see if I really want the game. Needless to say, I haven't watched many full LPs in my time.

 

[Roqua]

LPs are objectively better than playing the actual game.

1) They're free
2) You don't need to waste hours dealing with shit mindless combat. Just skip right past that shit (I'm looking at you PST and every other damn game out there)
3) Can watch while working
4) No need to blow $$$ on systems/gpu
5) Don't need to worry about bugs/shit mechanics/shit combat design
6) Skip right past the mandatory walking simulation crap
7) No wasted hard drive space
8) They're FREE

Games go from being 50-100 hours in length to about 1.5 hour when you cut the bullshit combat out

Then, hopefully you'll finally realize that a library card offers more value. But that's too hard for us 1st worlders

Imagination is better than watching someone play a video game because-

1) Its really free since you do not need a computer or internet or anything you were not born with
2) You don't need to waste hours dealing with shit mindless combat. Just skip right past that shit (I'm looking at you PST and every other damn game out there)
3) Can watch it while working, while sitting, while cooking, while having sex, while driving, while masterbating, while thinking about masterbating, while thinking about thinking, reading this post, etc
4) No need to blow $$$ on system/gpu
5) Don't need to worry about bugs/shit mechanics/shit combat design
6) Skip right past the mandatory walking simulation crap
7) No wasted hard drive space
8) It is really, really SUPER FREE

 

[Monk]

LPs are objectively better than playing the actual game.

1) They're free
2) You don't need to waste hours dealing with shit mindless combat. Just skip right past that shit (I'm looking at you PST and every other damn game out there)
3) Can watch while working
4) No need to blow $$$ on systems/gpu
5) Don't need to worry about bugs/shit mechanics/shit combat design
6) Skip right past the mandatory walking simulation crap
7) No wasted hard drive space
8) They're FREE

Games go from being 50-100 hours in length to about 1.5 hour when you cut the bullshit combat out

Then, hopefully you'll finally realize that a library card offers more value. But that's too hard for us 1st worlders

Imagination is better than watching someone play a video game because-

1) Its really free since you do not need a computer or internet or anything you were not born with
2) You don't need to waste hours dealing with shit mindless combat. Just skip right past that shit (I'm looking at you PST and every other damn game out there)
3) Can watch it while working, while sitting, while cooking, while having sex, while driving, while masterbating, while thinking about masterbating, while thinking about thinking, reading this post, etc
4) No need to blow $$$ on system/gpu
5) Don't need to worry about bugs/shit mechanics/shit combat design
6) Skip right past the mandatory walking simulation crap
7) No wasted hard drive space
8) It is really, really SUPER FREE

Does the same argument apply to playing video games?

 

[Roqua]

I only watch lps if it's a game with either terrible or non-existent gameplay but with a story that seems to interest me. Or better, just watch the cutscenes pasted together to get a decent movie experience.

Or you could watch a fucking movie instead of watching a game like a fucking normal person with normal faculties would do.

Pokémon is:

- Turn-based
- Party Based
- A pre-2000 game
- The most popular RPG series ever
- Getting more complex with every new release
- Indoctrinating kids to like TB combat & not care for graphics
- Has more stats than a (modern) Bethesda game
- Has better dungeons & puzzles than anything by (modern) BioWare
- Most people here played it on an emulator, so it's a PC game
- Something your girlfiriend will actually play with you
- Extremely cute

Yeah, let's ban all talk of it. Fucking Wasteland 2 and Pillars of Eternity is were incline really is, right guys? Right?

God damn you man boys are annoying with your ham-fisted reasonings.

I have never played Pokeman. In my day kids collected Garbage Pale Kids. If someone over 12 had a garbage pale kid he would have the shit beat out of him on general principle. If someone was unable to grow the fuck up once kids started growing hair on places other than their head, their pears set them straight with pain.

I don't fully know what Pokeman is but I know it isn't an rpg. Period. It is a fucking trading card game of some sort. These games have turn based combat like fucking Monopoly, Shoots and Ladders, Sorry, Operation, and even Mr. Potato Head or any toy if you only had one.
Bethesda hasn't made a crpg since Daggerfall, so what the fuck does a console game maker have to do with kids toys?
How does a fucking trading card game have a dungeon? What the fuck do puzzles have to do with anything? Is it a crossword puzzle? Minesweeper? Jigsaw? What?
I am truly hoping most people hear do not know exactly what the fuck pokeman is, like normal people don't, so saying most of the people here played it in any capacity is hopefully grossly inaccurate or the world is closer to armagedon than we could ever have imagined without this very pertinent information.

If I asked my wife to play pokeman with me she would slap me like a bitch and leave me and find a man with working testicles that would never request that ever of her (I hope). This should go triple for a girlfriend since she has less tied up with you. All my wife's and my shit are all tied up together and we have kids. A girlfriend could just slap you and leave and laugh about you with all her friends. Any man who likes kids shit is not mating material. Any girl who thinks otherwise is defective and should not breed ever.

Any male over the age of 12 that says cute about anything besides a girl he wants to fuck but doesn't want to sound too interested in (like, "yeah, she is cute I guess") should be executed. It is a girl word, like comfy, and cozy, and bubbly. Guys don't say these things.

You fucking millennials really need to grow the fuck up. Life isn't about hanging on to your childhood as long as possible. Grow up, move out of your parents/grandparent's house, get a job doing whatever, just something to earn cash and feel what pride and real accomplishment is, how rough life can be, and how difficult it can be to provide for yourself. But being your own man. Standing on your own two feet. Answerable to no one and nothing outside of work. Independent. Free. Adult. Responsible. No kids shit.

And no kids shit doesn't mean no good shit. Read the Godfather. Read Shogun. Read the greats like A Mote in God's Eye. Get in trouble. Get in fights. Fuck everything with your hole of preference that will let you. Do drugs. Hang out with homeless crackheads for entertainment. Do adult shit. Just stop justifying this nonsense kid shit. It is just like this Brony? The my little pony adult guys. It is weird and not normal and should be stopped. Stop it now, for the sake of humanity and future generations stop this right now.